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183 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Nov 2002 at 7:55 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-11-03 07:57:34 PM  
oooooh... it's about time I started a net relationship where I could be murdered
2002-11-03 07:57:34 PM  
S O N O F A biatch !!!!!!
2002-11-03 07:58:14 PM  
'Attractive' is apparently a relative term.
2002-11-03 07:58:31 PM  

S O N O F A F E M A L E D O G!!!
2002-11-03 07:59:14 PM  
sure wish they were listed by offense.
2002-11-03 08:00:09 PM  
Neckhole-4330W That is her name??

18-21 age group
2002-11-03 08:00:44 PM  


2002-11-03 08:01:15 PM  
It would be interesting to see what they are in for. (So we know what we are in for)
2002-11-03 08:01:18 PM  
i like long walks in the rain, curling up by the fire, and am in search of someone convicted of nothing greater than a third- or fourth-degree felony that didn't involve physical violence.
2002-11-03 08:01:32 PM  
One of these ladies goes by the name "Neckhole" (18-21 section). What kind of person calls their daughter Neckhole?
2002-11-03 08:02:44 PM  
Hey, I am in the inmate dating program, and I am seeing two women at the moment...

And here is a thing I will tell you! That two, most swinging foxes, have the hots on for me, and are coming over tonight, to let me hold onto their big, American Breasts!

Because I am... A WILD AND CRAZY GUY!!!

/end best SNL sketch. ever
2002-11-03 08:02:44 PM  
attractive SWM in jail for life seeks SWF to steal money from
2002-11-03 08:02:51 PM  
2002-11-03 08:03:01 PM  
It'd be nice if this site said what these ladies were in prison for... would anyone want to go out with a woman who was a compulsive thief or was in for attempted murder?
2002-11-03 08:03:19 PM  
you know they're gonna start asking for money if you write them once.

but for more pictures of maria here, i might send a buck or two.
2002-11-03 08:03:24 PM  
One of these ladies goes by the name "Neckhole" (18-21 section). What kind of person calls their daughter Neckhole?
the kind of persons who let their daughter be imprisoned.
2002-11-03 08:03:52 PM  
I thought having an incarcerated lover was the main reason for avoiding prison.
[image from meet-an-inmate.com too old to be available]
2002-11-03 08:04:03 PM  
I hear the sound of country music playing as freaks of society are once again unleashed into a confusing setting called a "family." It is from there the comedy unfolds. The lawyers ramp up their caseload to sort out the resulting disasters.
2002-11-03 08:04:22 PM  
Hi, I am a 34 year old mom with one 11 year old son and a 13 year old daughter. I am fun loving, easy going and enjoy having a good time. I'm single, never married and am looking for someone to write and get to know for a serious relationship. I'm very willing to relocate. Most of all I need a friend. I'm very kinky with a big open mind. You won't be sorry you wrote.

2002-11-03 08:05:15 PM  
Monica Smith
Age: 19
Incarcerated for murder of boyfriend/penpal.

Hmm...I'm not too sure about that one.
2002-11-03 08:05:54 PM  
Neckhole? That biatch! She tried to frame me for killing her pimp!
2002-11-03 08:07:01 PM  
anyone notice you have to pay for female addresses, but the male addresses are free...
2002-11-03 08:07:19 PM  
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term "Penn-pal". don't it.
2002-11-03 08:07:42 PM  
Neckhole's sister is named Seepingwound.
2002-11-03 08:08:21 PM  
MUCHWYZA: good pun, pal! ;)
2002-11-03 08:08:22 PM  
hey, i think that "Neckhole" is a weird spelling of "Nicole". gee, i am smart...
2002-11-03 08:09:21 PM  
...yeah Neckhole's parents called Miss Cleo before naming her.
2002-11-03 08:09:33 PM  
Yes, an inmate penpal! How did they know I was looking for a good tossed salad recipe?
2002-11-03 08:09:34 PM  
I'd rather hang out outside an abortion clinic and pick up there... at least you know those chicks put out.

(OBB readys his bags for Hell)
2002-11-03 08:09:47 PM  
Blanca: "I am in search of a great man and I enjoy to be pampered and spoiled"

IOW, "I'm in jail for stealing stuff and I want a man to just give me all his valuables so I can sell them for twinkies and crack"

How about this one..

[image from meet-an-inmate.com too old to be available]

"Occupation before prison: Hair
Activities in prison: Hair"

and cleavage also.

2002-11-03 08:09:47 PM  
I want to add these women to my shopping cart.
2002-11-03 08:10:28 PM  
Alright, remember, we are all humans, and even though these people are in prison, we shouldn't make fun of them.

(starts snickering at 50&up age group)
2002-11-03 08:10:48 PM  

Reminds me of this:

2002-11-03 08:11:00 PM  
Sheryl here looks pretty cute but evidently got twenty years for something. that's actually sad...i certainly couldn't face twenty years of incarceration.

i guess that's why i haven't killed anybody.
2002-11-03 08:11:01 PM  
dibs on Yvonne-4387W.
2002-11-03 08:11:25 PM  
Mtman900: you went there, eh?
2002-11-03 08:11:50 PM  
Sorry fellas, I got this one.
2002-11-03 08:12:18 PM  
Get some male addresses (they're free), and ask them about their sexual experiences with other prisoners.
2002-11-03 08:12:23 PM  
Hmmm, all of these chicks seem to be exotic dancers.
2002-11-03 08:13:01 PM  
Congigal visits anyone??
2002-11-03 08:13:04 PM  
Release Date: 5-27-2015

Just go hang yerself
2002-11-03 08:13:36 PM  
One of these ladies goes by the name "Neckhole" (18-21 section). What kind of person calls their daughter Neckhole?

The kind who turn their daughters into "long time beauty queens turned strippers" whose religion is "Wicca." Oh baby.
2002-11-03 08:13:36 PM  
Bulb- I couldn't help myself. I just wanted to see... half expecting nice old grannies who bake poison-laced cookies, or fat old women with no teeth.

Found a mix of the two.

But then I clicked on the bisexual page... on the front page, it looks like a crazy porno add with this scantly clad chick on a motorcycle... wowie wow.
2002-11-03 08:13:58 PM  
I bet my roomate wished he had paid his cale bill. Now I send all his personal information to 60 year old male inmates.

2002-11-03 08:14:37 PM  
19cranes- I laughed so hard
2002-11-03 08:14:49 PM  
MTman900: OH yeah? BRB! ;)
2002-11-03 08:14:56 PM  
lol 19cranes. She's a keeper.
2002-11-03 08:15:58 PM  
hmmm I just noticed I can't spell
2002-11-03 08:16:09 PM  
hey... it's PAT!
2002-11-03 08:16:50 PM  
This is the best link in a LONG time. Be sure to check out that 54 year old bi-sexual inmate who likes to be called Dolly.
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