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(Breitbart.com)   Simon Cowell is so upset and embarrassed about being offered $1 million to do a Viagra ad, he's telling everyone in the whole world about it   (breitbart.com) divider line
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797 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 03 Mar 2008 at 5:54 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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TommyymmoT
2008-03-03 4:50:55 PM  
Yeah, but isn't he a prick that already stands errect?
 
systerchristian
2008-03-03 5:52:21 PM  
Subby, you got "upset and embarassed" and "telling everyone in the whole world" from a 3 sentence article that doesn't say either of these things?
 
FunkOut
2008-03-03 6:03:38 PM  
Penis?

/what a dick
 
Russ1642
2008-03-03 6:21:18 PM  
When he takes viagra he gets taller.
 
tortilla burger
2008-03-03 6:32:25 PM  
Russ1642: When he takes viagra he gets taller.

o snap
 
carmody
2008-03-03 6:51:07 PM  
You don't need Viagra when you're a bottom.
 
we todd did
2008-03-03 6:54:12 PM  
carmody

-1 for the mental image
+10 for the comment
 
Bermuda59 [TotalFark]
2008-03-03 8:07:49 PM  
Hey, maybe he could do an ad for the Swedish-made penis enlarger
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2008-03-03 8:18:46 PM  
Back in high school my friend and I used to heckle Raphael Palmeiro every time he was in town to play the Mariners. (Our seats were two rows up from home plate.)

A few years later, I was bummed out because he was doing Viagra ads, and I only wish he had done them sooner....that would have given us plenty of verbal ammunition....in addition to the allegations that he used steroids.

/Raffy sucks!
 
Troy McClure
2008-03-03 10:50:57 PM  
I bet Viagara loves this free publicity. They didn't even have to pay him and he's mentioning their product.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2008-03-03 10:52:48 PM  
TommyymmoT: Yeah, but isn't he a prick that already stands errect?

He really slouches more than stands at attention. Kind of a saggy prick if you ask me.
 
never odd or even
2008-03-03 11:24:06 PM  
[image from cultureby.com too old to be available]
 
SamTana
2008-03-04 6:45:45 AM  
Simon Cowell becoming the face of Viagra would instantly cancel out the effect of taking Viagra.

FAIL.
 
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