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(Prankies.com)   Skater vs Garage Door. Hint: Put your money on the garage door (NSFW ads at site)   (prankies.com) divider line
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dickkead
2008-03-02 7:17:53 PM  
How dare you call someone in roller blades a "skater"!

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shaft6969
2008-03-02 7:25:07 PM  
maybe, but, still pretty damn funny
 
dj_bigbird
2008-03-02 7:29:44 PM  
NSFW ads.
 
Tachikoma
2008-03-02 8:29:54 PM  
He kinda sounded like Jabba in slow mo.
 
Blink
2008-03-02 8:37:06 PM  
I'm beginning to suspect that skaters and all general males between the ages 13-16 were basically put on this earth as comic relief for the rest of us.
 
horonto
2008-03-02 8:45:10 PM  
dickkead: How dare you call someone in roller blades a "skater"!

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Well he was skating.
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SuperCatBarf
2008-03-02 8:51:35 PM  
The proper term is "fruit booter."
 
MASTER4666
2008-03-02 9:16:49 PM  
Hardest part of roller blading is having to tell you parents your...
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Scutter
2008-03-02 9:39:45 PM  
MASTER4666: Hardest part of roller blading is having to tell you parents your...
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an ellipsis?
 
studebaker hoch
2008-03-02 10:13:39 PM  
MASTER4666

Hardest part of roller blading is having to tell you parents your...

gay? hitler? gay AND hitler?
 
EL_FABREZ
2008-03-02 10:16:07 PM  
Skater vs Garage Door.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
 
maxheck
2008-03-02 11:12:59 PM  
What did we ever do for humor before the panopticon of cheap digital cameras and YouTube?
 
reddsharkk
2008-03-03 12:03:03 AM  
MASTER4666: Hardest part of roller blading is having to tell you parents your...
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a Total Farker?
 
Aeonite [TotalFark]
2008-03-03 1:35:14 AM  
Fake
 
Slugs_of_a_banana_nature
2008-03-03 1:48:50 AM  
He's lucky the thing didn't land on his throat...

Knew a skater guy way back in the day (brother of a friend) who decided it'd be great fun to skateboard off a freeway on-ramp. He, of course, slipped... rather than falling into traffic, he fell off the other side of the damn thing... which was about two storeys off the ground (bridge-type on-ramp). Of course, his fall was broken by a metal dumpster... as was his shoulder, four of his ribs, his hip, his right leg, his right shoulder blade, and his left foot.

He has a hunchback now. He looks far less cool.

He still skateboards. Somehow.
 
DoomDoomDoom
2008-03-03 4:19:27 AM  
Aeonite: Fake

Totally Photoshopped. You can see the pixels.
 
root88
2008-03-03 8:50:18 AM  
MASTER4666: Hardest part of roller blading is having to tell you parents your...
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...unaware of the difference between your and you're?
 
luckybastard
2008-03-03 10:36:59 AM  
MASTER4666: Hardest part of roller blading is having to tell you parents your...


secrets? final wishes? true identity?
 
RoyBatty
2008-03-03 12:53:20 PM  
MASTER4666: Hardest part of roller blading is having to tell you parents your... precious snowflakes were run over?
 
ChronosXD
2008-03-03 2:27:55 PM  
MASTER4666: Hardest part of roller blading is having to tell you parents your...
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I don't know what you were trying to say, so here's something else that's nonsensical:

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skater
2008-03-03 3:10:32 PM  
As a skater, I just have to laugh.
 
MASTER4666
2008-03-03 4:46:05 PM  
MASTER4666: Hardest part of roller blading is having to tell you parents your...
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Gay!
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Closet is for clothes?
 
Samhain469
2008-03-03 4:54:50 PM  
MASTER4666: MASTER4666: Hardest part of roller blading is having to tell you parents your...
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Gay!
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Closet is for clothes?

Wrecked him? It nearly killed him!
 
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