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69 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Nov 2002 at 7:26 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-11-01 07:38:19 AM  
"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."

I hope he was aiming downwind...
2002-11-01 07:38:49 AM  
That's the great thing about being a guy, the outdoors is just one big outhouse.
2002-11-01 07:42:19 AM  
...partly cloudy, good chance of golden showers... now to tim at the sports desk...
2002-11-01 08:03:57 AM  
Hmmmm, this is intersting, this filter thingy... I didn't actually type first anything, I typed "Boobies", and it sent me to the back of the line. Fascinating.
2002-11-01 08:11:19 AM  
VonEvilstein: Lay off the crack, it is killing rainforests....
2002-11-01 08:14:20 AM  
You guys elect weathermen?

/no I didn't read the damn article
2002-11-01 08:19:04 AM  
VonEvilstein, pass that fatty over here bogart!
2002-11-01 08:21:42 AM  
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2002-11-01 08:25:34 AM  
Pissed politician.
2002-11-01 08:29:56 AM  
Never pee on another man's rutabagas.
2002-11-01 08:31:31 AM  
That's a Republican candidate... Quick! Everyone start biatching about his peepee and total moral vacuum...
2002-11-01 08:36:38 AM  
Are they aware of what a golden shower really is???
Sickos!!! LOL :) Well, I guess it is south florida...
2002-11-01 08:38:54 AM  
Republicans always like to hear about it if there is a penis involved.
2002-11-01 08:40:37 AM  
Anyone else notice the image server is running slow today?
2002-11-01 08:41:09 AM  
Aaah, so only druggies experiment with the Fark filter? I was curious, that's all. The drug use starts tonight, when I get off work!
2002-11-01 08:43:35 AM  
We are so damn uptight about our body functions, aren't we? I'd love to go to a busy restaurant (with an unsuspecting friend or two), get ushered to our table, thank the maydurdee, and go, "Ahhhhh...", taking a piss before taking my seat. Once the manager got there, before he/she had a chance to say anything, I'd say, "I'll clean it up!! Got any paper towels?" Then I'd turn to the patrons and say, "Oops!"
2002-11-01 08:46:57 AM  
What's the big deal? Urine has stuff in it that's good for plants. If the opportunity is there to pee outdoors (and particularly if indoors would be a hassle), I say go to town. It's a slight bit of exhilaration (unless it's bitterly cold out). Unless you are peeing ON someone that doesn't want to be or ON property (house, car, the Alamo), no harm done. Christ, bums take a leak wherever they want, a candidate for public office should be affored the same niceties.
2002-11-01 08:49:31 AM  
Ah, there, I've hit my daily quota of surrealism early today. And it usually comes from Florida. Funny, that.
2002-11-01 09:03:06 AM  
His opponent is demanding equal air time to humiliate himself as well.
2002-11-01 09:09:16 AM  
...that's all from me!
2002-11-01 09:14:47 AM  
Megain Get out of my head!

Goober Yeah, the image server is farked up today. Some images couldn't even load and I got the Red X of Doom.
2002-11-01 09:43:50 AM  
Scumbucket dildohead politicians......
2002-11-01 09:48:59 AM  
Man and his wife are a couple of uptight a-holes. First take the guy's sign down, then alert the media when he needs to take a pee.

god, big deal. I've told my son that he can pee anywhere that no one can see him. This caused some problems when he was really young, like when he peed in the grocery store parking lot, and peed off the balcony at his grandmother's nursing home.
2002-11-01 10:06:23 AM  
You know, I'm all for third party candidates, but if all they do is turn themselves blue and pee on people's lawns, I might just have to stay home on Tuesday.
2002-11-01 10:18:43 AM  
At least he hadn't had a big lunch.
2002-11-01 10:19:26 AM  
That could have gotten messy.
2002-11-01 10:27:25 AM  
Forecast:Golden Showers
Now that is a quality headline. Not as good as "Roasted Nuts", of course, but good.
2002-11-01 10:41:04 AM  
"What's the big deal?"

Well for starters the arsefark was doing it in retaliation for his sign being removed. Pissing on other people or their property is a sign of arrogance and dominance.

Hytes Xian
"We are so damn uptight about our body functions, aren't we?"

I agree with you on us being uptight but the idea of doing as you please, the restaurant thing, makes it ok for those around you doing as they please. If there are "alpha male" types around they may take your gesture as a challenge and decide to "defend their territory". That could range from them, pissing around to leave their mark to their outright attacking you. Maybe the restaurant owner would adopt the same attitude and piss in your scrambled eggs? I just don't see your proposed action as accomplishing your goal. Now if you pulled out a flask, carefully pissed in it, put the lid back on and placed it on the table for later disposal I think your goal would be accomplished.

The idea of public servants engaging in vindictive retaliatory actions is not an image I embrace. This guy would not get my vote and if it were my house/yard, he pissed in, I'd have arrested him on the spot. (In Montana any adult citizen observing a crime can make an arrest.)

My grandfather, on my dad's side, only had a 3rd grade education but he had great common sense and wisdom. He use to say... "Don't start something you don't want to see the end of." I think that applies here.
2002-11-01 10:58:29 AM  

got cought with his pants down!

but seriously when ya gotta go ya gotta go. And its not like its going to KILL anyone to pee in the bushes once and awhile

still funny that all this crazyness always happens in Florida
2002-11-01 11:05:33 AM  
If you lived in Florida you would understand.
2002-11-01 11:26:57 AM  
"Well for starters the arsefark was doing it in retaliation for his sign being removed. Pissing on other people or their property is a sign of arrogance and dominance. "

On what do you base that it was retaliation? Human urine is sterile and, particularly outdoors, doesn't usually have much of an odor (unlike dogs and other animals that mark their territory as you seem to think this guy is akin to). It was a "very private, heavy-shrubbery area where I thought no one was going to see me." Not exactly gonna get your "dominance" point across if no one sees him. And even if it is the case of "getting back" at the folks, can you blame him for doing something (not necessarily what he did)? He got permission to post the signs. One was taken down, so he put up another that was also taken down. Any decent human being that didn't want signs in their yard would have said "No thanks" when asked or after the signs were up, would have at least had the courtesy to call and say the signs weren't welcome or answer the door when he knocked (they were BOTH there).
2002-11-01 12:01:10 PM  
Big deal.(If he really had a prostate problem and wasn't just paying the homeowner back.)

Like most guys (and a lot of women) haven't let it fly at some time in their lives while caught away from a toilet.

As long as your wang isn't flying what is the deal?

Wait until you are older and have prostate problems.
2002-11-01 12:01:46 PM  
Oh, c'mon!

It's obvious that he couldn't mark his territory in the socially acceptable manner (i.e. campaign signs), so he reverted to a more fundamental method (peeing).

Whether it's by sign or by pee, I say "not in my yard".

And whoever said above that pee is good for plants never had a dog that peed on their grass. Those yellow patches just ain't healthy.
2002-11-01 12:17:47 PM  
Come on, with laws like that in florida no wonder people are called sex offenders all the time there. Look, when you have to go, you have to go. You choose to piss in a corner where noone is supposed to see you. The old biatch probably didnt see him do it but only saw him enter the schrubs and exit and went in there to check if it smelled piss.

Look, to make a story short, an asshat floridian is using an asshat law to make an asshat headline about a farking piss. Its not like if he was using that spot 2 times a week!?!??!

Now thats Fark to Floridians.
2002-11-01 12:39:23 PM  
I don't know if I should defend my state or move.
2002-11-01 12:43:17 PM  

2002-11-01 12:46:16 PM  
I've been known to clean some public bathrooms (for money, that is) One day I was in the men's stall, the outside door propped open with a mop bucket blocking the way, when a guy dashed in and started using the urinal. I told him to leave until I was done (which was stupid, since he was already peeing.) He said, you know how it is when you get old--when you gotta go, you gotta go. (He wasn't old.)

I was annoyed, but I didn't go and summon the police. My opinion remains the same--people were uptight a-holes. There's way too many of them anymore, even in Montana--just look at Chaos 213. I make special trips to Billings just to pee in the yards of people like him. These kind of people never pee outdoors, and have heated toilet seats, and air freshener so that no one will know that their shiat stinks!
2002-11-01 12:49:47 PM  
I'm not voting for this guy until he apologizes for taking a dump in my sink.
2002-11-01 12:51:06 PM  
He notices a campaign sign missing within minutes of him planting it, then apologizes for his act by claiming he didn't think anyone was home?

His excuse simply doesn't hold water!

2002-11-01 04:21:47 PM  
It must be a slow news day.
2002-11-01 08:49:23 PM  
"There's way too many of them anymore, even in Montana--just look at Chaos 213. I make special trips to Billings just to pee in the yards of people like him. These kind of people never pee outdoors, and have heated toilet seats, and air freshener so that no one will know that their shiat stinks!"

Actually I live in the country and pee outdoors daily, but it's my land. If you have ever been to Billings, which I doubt, you have never whizzed in my yard. However if you do come to Billings let me know and I'll buy you a beer, (provided you are old enough?) and you can piss in my corral or out behind my barn just not in my yard. What makes you different then the arsefark guy that pissed in the peoples yard? Well for starters you'd be invited.

It all comes down to respect for other people and their property. If you don't have it for others you'll not get it in return.

Oh and thanks for validating my retribution/mark your territory comments. "... I make special trips to Billings just to pee in the yards of people like him... ")
2002-11-01 10:18:30 PM  
You know, right about now peeing in a corral in Billings, Montana sounds like one of the greatest things a man could do in his life. How awesome, Chaos213! What an incredible thing to offer. But, alas, in the heart of the city I must remain, at least for now. A country boy in chains.

I'm dead serious, you know. Are you a rancher or what?
2002-11-01 10:46:39 PM  
Hytes Xian

"You know, right about now peeing in a corral in Billings, Montana sounds like one of the greatest things a man could do in his life."

Actually peeing in the corral today would be cold. It's 7 degrees here currently. I'm not a rancher. Just got some land, a barn, horse and corral. The horse is 28. That's old for a horse. He's a black thoroughbred named Iago, from Shakespear's Merchant of Venice. He comes when he's called and pesters anyone, to brush him, that gets close. Horses really are herd animals. I've had him all his life and I'm the only one that's had the honor of riding him. He's the last of 4. If it's a hard winter he'll probably not make spring but he is proud and spirited and won't use the available barn. He was a great ride and even put up with a couple of halloweens with me on his back as the headless horsemen. We chased cars, kids and the wind.
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