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(Some Guy)   Today's incoherent headline: "Clouds made yesterday meant chill stuck aroundly." Move zig for great justice   (courier-journal.com) divider line
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OlafTheBent
2008-02-26 3:25:58 PM  
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palladiate [TotalFark]
2008-02-26 3:28:23 PM  
Kentuckiana

Well, there's your problem.
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2008-02-26 3:29:49 PM  
OlafTheBent

Gold!
 
headstone
2008-02-26 3:31:01 PM  
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2008-02-26 3:32:08 PM  
the guy's name is Daarel and he's from Kentucky. i don't think he knows any better
 
Action Replay Nick
2008-02-26 3:38:46 PM  
It's pretty nerdy but I still laugh at Zero Wing references lo these many years.
 
BuckTurgidson
2008-02-26 3:42:07 PM  
Yes. Yes, I see. But, is Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not?
 
absoluteparanoia
2008-02-26 3:49:34 PM  
This brilliant article, brought to you by Daarel Burnette, II

Daarel Burnette senior must be so proud.

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Saved for posterity.
 
alonzinator
2008-02-26 3:51:12 PM  
BuckTurgidson: Yes. Yes, I see. But, is Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not?

You have a link to that?
 
alonzinator
2008-02-26 3:53:14 PM  
alonzinator: You have a link to that?

um.... nevermind
*facepalm*
 
Lorelle [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-02-26 3:54:23 PM  
Dead for Tax Reasons: the guy's name is Daarel

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BuckTurgidson
2008-02-26 3:59:48 PM  
alonzinator: BuckTurgidson: Yes. Yes, I see. But, is Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not?

You have a link to that?

In my profile, enjoy!
 
smooshie
2008-02-26 4:00:04 PM  
Well DDDDDDUh; if clouds made not yesterday tomorrow then how means CHILL stuck? no stuck so aroundly and aroundly we goes
 
kingMountain
2008-02-26 4:05:05 PM  
ah yes, finnegan's forecast, i love that bit.
 
dark side of the moon
2008-02-26 4:10:26 PM  
The hell you say?
 
Boritom
2008-02-26 4:25:12 PM  
Take of that no sense to make. We parry mean for death to guy.
 
palladiate [TotalFark]
2008-02-26 4:56:13 PM  
kingMountain: ah yes, finnegan's forecast, i love that bit.

?

Now for the weather, point to your county
Shining sun, but grab a cap;
It wasn't the truth I told you!
Lots of lies on Finnegan's map!
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2008-02-26 5:15:39 PM  
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"IT'S GONNA SNOW!!1!"
 
phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2008-02-26 7:06:19 PM  
"Wuts wrong with thems words?"

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Samir_Nagheenanajar
2008-02-26 7:07:53 PM  
I can has memorial All Your Base thread?

Please?
 
aerotive
2008-02-26 7:08:07 PM  
absoluteparanoia: This brilliant article, brought to you by Daarel Burnette, II

Daarel Burnette senior must be so proud.

Saved for posterity.

Might not be his fault as reporters' often don't write their own headlines.
 
tiggerfreak
2008-02-26 7:08:38 PM  
King Something: "IT'S GONNA SNOW!!1!"

Glad to know I wasn't the only one who thought of Ollie's forecasts.
 
pinch_harmonics
2008-02-26 7:08:40 PM  
I didn't realize Kentucky was in Japan
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-02-26 7:09:28 PM  
Since I don't have it saved, someone remind me of the best headline evar again... you know, the one that makes this headline make sense....
 
itsdrew
2008-02-26 7:10:29 PM  
Headline made me HA HA HA
 
dustman81
2008-02-26 7:10:41 PM  
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
 
Chariset [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-02-26 7:10:51 PM  
Samir_Nagheenanajar: I can has memorial All Your Base thread?

Please?

How are you gentlemen!!
 
Fark Me Softly
2008-02-26 7:11:28 PM  
Does not make sense.

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the old crow
2008-02-26 7:13:25 PM  
LEAVE HIM ALONE!
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It was probably the editor's fault. The Courier-Journal is a liberal snotrag.
 
vermicious k'nid
2008-02-26 7:14:14 PM  
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

/hooray copy/paste!
 
ne2d
2008-02-26 7:14:43 PM  
But will the clouds bring us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs?
 
peachpicker
2008-02-26 7:17:07 PM  
Ellen wants to know, is this today's non sequitur thread?

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Moses To Sandy Koufax
2008-02-26 7:17:22 PM  
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coprolite
2008-02-26 7:17:49 PM  
s
 
The Invisible Sky Wizard
2008-02-26 7:20:15 PM  
The river Temarc in winter!
 
peachpicker
2008-02-26 7:20:30 PM  
Hot mammatus action:

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/hotlinked
//fap
 
seventypercent [TotalFark]
2008-02-26 7:21:18 PM  
All Your Base? What's next, JenniCam and the Ooga-Chaka Baby?
 
SanDamiano
2008-02-26 7:21:51 PM  
vermicious k'nid: Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

/hooray copy/paste!

Vogons, FTW!
 
GOMER113
2008-02-26 7:22:18 PM  
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johnnyonoes
2008-02-26 7:23:39 PM  
Its a good thing he left his number so we can call him and thank him for that headline.
 
seventypercent [TotalFark]
2008-02-26 7:25:28 PM  
peachpicker: Ellen wants to know, is this today's non sequitur thread?

That picture is about as out-of-place in this thread as the black guy in the "Never Gonna Give You Up" video, but I still really, really, really, really enjoyed it.

/the picture, that is, not the video
//okay I enjoy the video too
 
goofoffgoose
2008-02-26 7:26:20 PM  
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GLove88mph
2008-02-26 7:30:46 PM  
came real late, but ya gave me my LOL moment for the day. thanks subby

/for great justice
 
peachpicker
2008-02-26 7:38:39 PM  
seventypercent: That picture is about as out-of-place in this thread as the black guy in the "Never Gonna Give You Up" video, but I still really, really, really, really enjoyed it.

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DenisVengeance
2008-02-26 7:47:57 PM  
That entire page is so full of FAIL.
 
nytmare
2008-02-26 7:48:39 PM  
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Hi Daarel
 
FunkOut
2008-02-26 7:52:19 PM  
It's like Zen spam poetry.
 
TMBGfreak
2008-02-26 7:54:23 PM  
peachpicker: Ellen wants to know, is this today's non sequitur thread?

Ellen Page is always appropriate.
 
MaximumTravis
2008-02-26 7:59:24 PM  
Page mentioned in an interview with Barbara Walters that she sleepwalks and hallucinates when she sleeps. taken from her Wiki.

Not to threadjack or anything, but isn't that usually referred to as "dreaming"?
 
StratoVarious
2008-02-26 8:00:44 PM  
I'm going to go with "Didn't write the headline."

If you read the rest of the article, it's notably lacking in grammar or spelling errors.
 
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