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(Daily Mail)   Mink eyelashes, cleavage buffing, underarm Botox - how the stars are preparing for the Oscars   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2314 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 23 Feb 2008 at 12:46 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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DeltaX
2008-02-23 12:48:33 AM  
*volunteers to be Scarlett Johansson's cleavage buffer*
 
AuntieX
2008-02-23 1:00:08 AM  
So, what's the book on the first actress blinded in a PETA 'prostest' action for wearing fur eyelashes?

And getting 8 to 10 botox shots PER ARMPIT so you don't sweat? For real? Good lord people, just shellack the area with some sealant for the evening - I think the procedure for removing it the next day will be less painful.
 
AuntieX
2008-02-23 1:02:13 AM  
Damn it! PROTEST action. I prostest my own spelling there - sorry guys.
 
SuperCatBarf
2008-02-23 1:59:30 AM  
I left a comment concerning anus bleaching a couple of hours ago but they still haven't published it.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2008-02-23 2:17:54 AM  
The real problem with botox in the armpits is that if your strapless dress slipped, you wouldn't feel it go. For the guys, I know, this would not be a problem, I'm just saying.

For the ladies, for god's sake, it's been in the low 50's here in LA lately, how much can you sweat? I mean, no one's really commented on sweaty pits before now, even when it's been hot.
 
Gangway Fathead
2008-02-23 2:34:49 AM  
Really? All you have to do is steal a headline from Drudge almost verbatim and you're "greenlit?"


I'm not mad, Fark. I'm disappointed.
 
Mart Laar's beard shaver
2008-02-23 2:39:43 AM  
Gangway Fathead: Really? All you have to do is steal a headline from Drudge almost verbatim and you're "greenlit?"


I'm not mad, Fark. I'm disappointed.

You'll get over it.
 
Ravie
2008-02-23 3:55:57 AM  
Nuke it from orbit.
 
FunkOut
2008-02-23 4:10:16 AM  
No idea why someone would want to glue hair on their eyelids that came from an overglorified weasel. Mink are some of the most rancid smelling, nasty, and dirty animals I've ever seen.
 
permaculture
2008-02-23 5:56:48 AM  
"The inches are guaranteed not to come back unless they gain weight."

Ummm ...
 
LonMead
2008-02-23 7:39:08 AM  
DeltaX: *volunteers to be Scarlett Johansson's cleavage buffer*

Whoa, buddy, that's at least a two-man job. Better leave that to a professional.

/gettin' my credentials in order...
 
OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-02-23 9:30:32 AM  
Cleavage buffer...

Where does one sign up for that job? I'd love some on-the-job training; I'm sure I could handle it!
 
PrinceCole
2008-02-23 11:03:13 AM  
Cleavage buffer? I'll bet that looks great on a resume.

January 2008 - present:
Cleavage Buffer
Foobie Care Inc.
Provided pre-award show cleavage care for Scarlett Johansson, Salma Hayek, Jessica Simpson and the pre-knocked up Halle Berry and a post knocked up Christina Aguilera. References available upon request.
 
Kiska_79
2008-02-23 12:23:42 PM  
Meh. Mink eyelashes aren't that crazy. Thay have them at Mac Cosmetics.

Cleavage buffing on the other hand? I didn't know there was a way to regulate the shiny on my boobs!

/has unintentionally blinded her fair share of people with boobglare :(
 
Bukharin's Lady Friend
2008-02-23 1:15:21 PM  
who the fark would pay a cleavage buffer? all you gotta do is wash your boobs with a good moisturizing soap, and lather on a good creme afterwards. a good bra, and you're set.
 
Kenthehillwilliam
2008-02-23 2:17:04 PM  
Bukharin's Lady Friend: who the fark would pay a cleavage buffer? all you gotta do is wash your boobs with a good moisturizing soap, and lather on a good creme afterwards. a good bra, and you're set.

i feel like i owe you money for talking like that

giggity
 
OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-02-23 2:32:12 PM  
Bukharin's Lady Friend: who the fark would pay a cleavage buffer? all you gotta do is wash your boobs with a good moisturizing soap, and lather on a good creme afterwards. a good bra, and you're set.

Shhhh... you're ruining it for the rest of us. I'd be glad to perform this service for no pay, you know, just for the hands-on training!
 
Bukharin's Lady Friend
2008-02-23 3:45:04 PM  
well considering i owe 155 bucks on my nordstrom card for said good bras, pay up!
 
lovelylady
2008-02-24 7:13:27 AM  
and the award...for...best last minute lipo...goes to...Daniel Day Lewis for There Will be Blood"
 
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