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(Western Daily Press)   Pagan monument used for witchcraft found on Prince Charles' property   ( westpress.co.uk) divider line
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2002-10-30 09:28:27 AM  
Hezekiah 4:22-24 --

"And lo, a devil shall walk the earth. Thou shalt know him by his huge schnozola and his Dumbo ears. He shall bringeth destruction to all who vote Labour and his number shall be 72.819."
2002-10-30 10:52:54 AM  
"It's a trap!!
2002-10-30 10:53:43 AM  
Doesn't the Royal Family own about half of the UK to begin with?
2002-10-30 10:54:20 AM  
could someone add the tag: "unnecessary panic" please?
2002-10-30 10:54:43 AM  
So Charles is slipping it to Camilla on this table? And then people are eating their lunch on it? Ewwwwwwwwww
2002-10-30 10:54:55 AM  
Religion is always good for a few laughs.
2002-10-30 10:54:56 AM  
It's a sex toy.
2002-10-30 10:55:42 AM  
It's not a white child molesting singer. It's Fark.com.
2002-10-30 10:57:53 AM  
Tis proof that Charles is part of an Illuminati plot by shapeshifting reptile aliens to take over all the 7-11's!
2002-10-30 10:59:02 AM  
heretics! burn them! prince charles is the devil incarnate! *rolling eyes* are they going to get to the 21st century over there yet? sheesh.
2002-10-30 10:59:07 AM  
I blame the TriLateral Commision.
2002-10-30 11:00:21 AM  
I blame the Freemasons and/or the NSA.
2002-10-30 11:00:35 AM  
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Pagan worship center.
2002-10-30 11:01:46 AM  
Money befor Humanity.
2002-10-30 11:03:37 AM  
The Rev Peter Kerton-Johnson, 61, who served as a parish priest in South Africa for 20 years, said: "To put an altar in the centre of the circle is really inviting some sort of pagan practice

Surely he means altar boy, or is he talking about Pagans ?
2002-10-30 11:03:49 AM  
"A circle of standing stones on land owned by Prince Charles could be used for pagan worship, it is feared."

Oh my god! OH MY GOD!!! Pagan worship? What kind of evil, satanic sucubus is prince charles anyway? This PROVES he's evil. I knew it! Thank God for Xians, truely God's chosen. Or is that the Jews. No wait, that's the Muslims. No, isn't it's...
2002-10-30 11:06:50 AM  
"To put an altar in the centre of the circle is really inviting some sort of pagan practice.
"I have come from South Africa where these sort of things happen daily, even human sacrifice where children are killed and body parts taken by witch doctors."

What a load of crap. I cast my runes and they told me that this guy is a complete asshat.

I'm not a Wiccan, so you'll have to ask the witches about the second paragraph. But the Wiccans I'm aquainted with in no way resemble a witch doctor, nor are they likely to be using children's body parts.
2002-10-30 11:10:21 AM  
Um...if it can be used for pagan worship, so what? All the pagans I know (Wiccans) do not participate in any soft of nasty business. They revere life, they don't destroy it. Stupid farking Christians.
2002-10-30 11:11:30 AM  
Fine. Then burn all Christian churches to the ground while you're at it, so no one gets to practice their tribal mythology.

Fair is fair.
2002-10-30 11:11:32 AM  
It's not children's body parts, it's Fark.com!
2002-10-30 11:12:22 AM  
England is gay! Ireland is teh roxorz!!

we got way better pagan/halloweeen/sacarificial stuff than youse boys over there in sassanach

2002-10-30 11:14:44 AM  
religion is stupid
2002-10-30 11:15:17 AM  
WickedWanda: what right does a priest/reverend have saying anything about children's body parts anyway??
2002-10-30 11:19:04 AM  
Maybe they could send Sgt.Howie to investigate.
2002-10-30 11:21:29 AM  
To destroy Britain's pagan past is to deny the Christian Church's origins.
Bloody plagiarists...
2002-10-30 11:23:38 AM  
THANK YOU OSIRIS! finally. i mean i'm really sick of seeing witch bashing on fark. I mean there's plenty of problems with all religions to different people who dont understand but it seems that it's politically incorrect to call jewish people greedy, sneaky, with big noses or saying that a muslim has a plans for a 9/11 followup but then again you have an unmarked target. Wiccans. what gives anybody the farking right to critique one's beliefs!? so who anybody who keeps posting this shiat be wary of your own belief's follies.
2002-10-30 11:25:55 AM  
To destroy Britain's pagan past is to deny the Christian Church's origins.

I thought the Church of England was based on boinking women with 3 boobs.
2002-10-30 11:26:13 AM  
Let's burn the entire royal family and chuck the ashes at America then!
2002-10-30 11:26:54 AM  
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Who'da thunk it?
2002-10-30 11:29:34 AM  
Hee Haw crab your torches, we are going to have a old fashion witch burning!
2002-10-30 11:29:36 AM  
It's only ok if they use it for sacrificing virgins

(yeah, right, like you'll find a virgin in the UK!)
2002-10-30 11:33:17 AM  
(yeah, right, like you'll find a virgin in the UK!)

I give you....Goatman264
2002-10-30 11:35:36 AM  
Regicide, an excellent idea.
2002-10-30 11:36:56 AM  
You're going to kill everyone named "Reggie"?
2002-10-30 11:43:57 AM  
i mean i'm really sick of seeing witch bashing on fark

You think you're sick of it? Think of how the Christians on Fark feel. You don't have it a 10th as bad as we do. The only religion the atheist hordes ever bash is Christianity. Buggers.
2002-10-30 11:44:59 AM  
What an asshat. Saying a stone circle can be used for something Pagan is like saying that a church could be used for something Christian. There are many, many different subgroups under each heading and each has a small fringe of loonies and loosers. Of course the Immoral Minority want to use wide brush strokes when calling something different evil.

How many Pagans (the 'bad' guys) have you heard about in the news, over the last 15 years, being charged with embezzlement, fraud, tax evasion, child molestation, adultry, killing abortion doctors / bombing clinics, etc? How about Christians (the 'good' guys)? Right, thought so.


Mr. England was cool though. Need more like him.

Another ticket to hell please.
2002-10-30 11:45:52 AM  
lets just kill goatman instead
2002-10-30 11:45:53 AM  
Maybe Charles built it for that witch he's about to marry...
2002-10-30 11:49:48 AM  
Cormee: The Irish sense of humour knows no bounds does it? Burning me indeed! What are you - a royalist?!

Mayoboy: Ask your mommy if I'm a virgin. Actually, ask her about any male you can think of. She'll know whether they're a virgin or not.
2002-10-30 11:53:19 AM  
Now you're into necrophilia as well Goatman? Still, that's preferable to Camilla I guess.
2002-10-30 11:53:20 AM  
WickedWanda: what right does a priest/reverend have saying anything about children's body parts anyway??

2002-10-30 11:56:41 AM  
Hagbard23, I would like to extend my invitation to Rev Peter Kerton-Johnson to serve as King of Fools in my annual Wicker Man ceremonies. It's always an enlightening experience. Heh.
2002-10-30 11:56:50 AM  
Mayoboy: Yeah, until some dirty rotten cvnt splits on me...
2002-10-30 11:58:13 AM  
I thought they were all split.
2002-10-30 11:59:17 AM  
Don't answer back.
2002-10-30 12:00:18 PM  

It's much more fun to piss off the Christians.
2002-10-30 12:04:01 PM  
OsirisOTheDead: I prefer atheists. They do actually think they're right. Christians at least are honest about only relying on belief - atheists think that atheism is fact.
2002-10-30 12:10:10 PM  

Well, at least you only like to piss OFF the Christians.
2002-10-30 12:17:20 PM  

Frankly, as an atheist, I don't give a flying poop what you believe and whether you think you're right or not. All I care about is that silly religious doctrine doesn't affect my life.

Of course, pointing and laughing at deists is still fun.
2002-10-30 12:21:01 PM  
I thought the point of neo-paganism WAS to piss off the Cristians?
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