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(Knox Studio)   Incidents of offensive messages, anti-meat and other unauthorized materials found in food packages drastically increases   ( divider line
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1093 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Aug 2001 at 10:02 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-04 10:59:00 PM  
Honey, my Alphabets just called me a son of a biatch!

On a entirely different note, the Tunak Tunak has got me! I fanatasize about being the green one!
2001-08-04 11:10:49 PM  
Says chief Senate sponsor Herb Kohl, D-Wis., "No child, indeed no person, should have to face this type of assault in the privacy of their homes ... . The companies that make these products have their names and reputations slandered as a result."

goddamnit, i like upping the laws against tampering, but the way our legislators protect corporations is sorta disgusting. heh.

if i find nasty fingers have been on my digiorno pizza, i'm kicking your ass. just warnin ya.
2001-08-04 11:21:27 PM  
in high school, i worked at burger king. i would draw pictures of chickens with Xs for eyes on the inside of the wrapper for the chicken sandwitches. that was fun. i also know a guy who works at one of those corporate virus yuppie coffee shops. he draws pictures of genitalia on the bottoms of the cups.
2001-08-04 11:25:18 PM  
Jeez, and all I used to get in my cereal boxes was a shiatty cheap plastic toy.
2001-08-04 11:37:57 PM  
i want rude cereal!!
MBK [TotalFark]
2001-08-05 12:39:38 AM  
You know what would be funny? If Chick started a campaign:

Silly faggot, Dix are for Chicks

I'm not saying that comment is funny, just think about it for a :hangs self:
2001-08-05 03:17:47 AM  
i saw the coolest car today
it had a bumper sticker that said 'if we weren't supposed to eat animals then why are they made out of meat?' and 'i eat vegans'
2001-08-05 05:06:09 PM  
Meat did ya see that incidents of "anti-meat" are increasing? Sure ya did!

Does this worry you?!?!?
2001-08-05 05:07:10 PM  
HAHAHAHA! I bet I'm one of the only Farkers around that has been so many times to Baker City, OR... where the guy opened his Jello.
2001-08-06 08:23:51 AM  
Funny.. when I worked at the Jello factory, I only masturbated in the boxes.
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