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(Boston Globe)   Caffeine can make you smarter, sexier, and less bored   ( divider line
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184 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Oct 2002 at 5:29 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-28 01:16:25 PM  
Sexier?.....I'm off to Starbucks for my "optimal" dosage.
2002-10-28 02:34:01 PM  
Yeah right. I drink a pot of coffee a day practically and fall into zero of those categories. Maybe I should up it to 2 pots a day???
2002-10-28 02:56:34 PM  
"smarter, sexier, and less bored"
Then explain me. Dumpy and bored outta my brain.
2002-10-28 03:21:14 PM  
I also heard that heroin can make me look like Brad Pitt.
2002-10-28 05:33:41 PM  
I wonder if drinking coffee makes a person less boring, also?
2002-10-28 05:35:07 PM  
Sure it can, provided you're a Hollywood star when you're drinking it.

2002-10-28 05:36:21 PM  
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2002-10-28 05:36:21 PM  
I gave up caffeine.

It is addictive, contrary to the article. I had the headaches to prove it.

I'm more boring now.
2002-10-28 05:36:42 PM  
Brought to you by The Coca-Cola companies.
2002-10-28 05:37:27 PM  
I don't think that it is possible for me to be any more sexy.
2002-10-28 05:37:36 PM  
"I AM SO SMART... I AM SO SMART... S-M-R-T.. I am... wait, SMART..."
2002-10-28 05:38:27 PM  
I'll be expecting my Nobel and harem in the mail shortly, then...
2002-10-28 05:38:32 PM  
DUH. I drink 8 Dr. Peppers a day and I have to beat the ladies off with a stick.
2002-10-28 05:38:36 PM  
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2002-10-28 05:38:48 PM  
Hmm smoking cigarettes AND drinking coffee will make me look like a mid-20's italian stallion? (I'm polish but italian sounds better)[disclaimer for farkettes: I question stallion qualification]
2002-10-28 05:40:04 PM  
I've been chewing on a tooth pick & steering at the wall for the last 10 minutes. if I was smarter I'd go get me some coffee now, prolly get some sex on the way back too...
2002-10-28 05:40:38 PM  
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is more like it...
2002-10-28 05:41:59 PM  
Obvious. Sadly, most people 'round here get their caffine from inferior American coffee instead of the obviously superior and pure German Kaffe.
2002-10-28 05:42:50 PM  
can we get a 'retarded' tag?
2002-10-28 05:42:55 PM  
"I'm...too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuuurrrts..."
2002-10-28 05:45:34 PM  
If my life had a soundtrack, that song would be on it, Zed.
2002-10-28 05:48:59 PM  
Hmm. I was born in Colombia and have been drinking coffee since I was old enough to get spoonfed. That MUST explain my superior intellect and strapping good looks.
Or perhaps not.
2002-10-28 05:49:22 PM  
"Wacka wacka wow wow wacka wow wow" is my life's soundtrack.
2002-10-28 05:49:49 PM  

Also, beer makes others seem smarter, sexier, and less boring.

2002-10-28 05:51:12 PM  
Slowest. News Day. EVAR.
2002-10-28 05:51:12 PM  
And with that i'm going to go and get some sweet vanilla coke
2002-10-28 05:51:12 PM  
I drink about a gallon a day, and yet manage to have spent the last nine hours bored to tears.

I'm dead sexy though, the article was right on that point.
2002-10-28 05:57:23 PM  
Andonbray you are playin my jam!:-)
2002-10-28 05:57:25 PM  
amen to caffeine
2002-10-28 05:58:02 PM  
Meth does that, too-- but more extreme. both are stimulants (uppers)
2002-10-28 05:58:32 PM  
Sing it, Zed
2002-10-28 05:59:15 PM  
Finally...A reason why Mormons are so boring!!!
2002-10-28 06:02:47 PM  
Well, I've pushed the envelope of caffine addiction and I'm still bored.
2002-10-28 06:04:16 PM  
So that explains the strange power Juan Valdez appears to have over women.
2002-10-28 06:06:09 PM  
2002-10-28 06:07:25 PM  
10-28-02 05:49:22 PM Andonbray
"Wacka wacka wow wow wacka wow wow" is my life's soundtrack.

2002-10-28 06:09:24 PM  
as a former starbucks mgr, i can testify that caffeine does nothing to increase anyone's sexiness.
2002-10-28 06:13:38 PM  
Honore de Balzac, a ''hardened caffeine user'' who was eventually reduced to scarfing beans whole

Yeppers. I'm a little past this point :-D
2002-10-28 06:14:38 PM  
I get the coffee started before I pray even, some mornings. God likes me caffeinated. That's why he whispered about coffee in some native's ear all those years ago.

I don't know what my soundtrack is like.
2002-10-28 06:14:47 PM  
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What? Me nervous? Jitttttttttttttery?
2002-10-28 06:16:23 PM  
I work with a guy who drinks about a gazillion pots of coffee a day. Since my office is by the kitchen, I see him bouncing around all the time. He is insane. He often performs acrobatic feats and dances to the copier machine. He likes to make "Boom!" noises everytime the market drops, which, since we are both employed by the same money manager, I find odd and disconcerting.

Sometimes in the afternoon he drinks Diet Cokes and coffee.

He is not sexy.
2002-10-28 06:18:13 PM  
Come to me.
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2002-10-28 06:19:08 PM  
Cold coffee enemas. Now that's teh sexxay!
2002-10-28 06:21:39 PM  
i'm on probation at work b/c they caught me snorting some java lines. yeah.
2002-10-28 06:23:45 PM  
South Park Rox
2002-10-28 06:25:38 PM  
Nu uh. I completely chugged a litre of jolt one time and the only thing that happened was my heart exploded.
2002-10-28 06:29:11 PM  
Another study released shortly after claims that extended use of Fark will have the exact opposite effect.
2002-10-28 06:29:29 PM  
fark caffeine -- crystal meth does the same thing only better and you see great colours on that shiat
2002-10-28 06:30:29 PM  
I practically have orgasms drinking my morning Columbia stuff. I don't feel it in the genitals but my whole body warms and tingles and practically convulses. Anybody else have that?

The soundtrack to my life
2002-10-28 06:33:00 PM  
screw coffee, i take my caffeine pills. The pills are the best pick you up.. Im awake and outgoing after i take one. But never take after 7 pm or you will be up till 4am, and that sucks
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