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(Breitbart.com)   Driver gets stuck in ditch across the street from a gym. 10 bodybuilders lift his car out of ditch, grunt, scream and slam it back down on the pavement. Energy drinks for all   (breitbart.com) divider line
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OlafTheBent
2008-02-12 2:19:09 PM  
Wasn't that a Mentos commercial?
 
albo
2008-02-12 2:26:03 PM  
OlafTheBent: Wasn't that a Mentos commercial?

yeah, this is the second green for this and no mentos reference in the headline. pathetic
 
Weidbrewer [OhFark]
2008-02-12 2:28:29 PM  
I vote for this one for the sheer fact that it's more or less what actually happened.
 
secretagentwang
2008-02-12 3:35:51 PM  
Did some skinny, annoying jackass run up and tell them not to drop the weights?
 
DogS laughter
2008-02-12 3:40:28 PM  
The men heaved the car from the six-foot deep ditch in a matter of minutes, then went back to the gym.

Six-foot deep? That's not a ditch, that's more like a trench. I'd like to know how big/heavy the car was.
 
Any Bonehead
2008-02-12 3:42:50 PM  
That's all the story was? Just a couple of paragraphs?

Still kind of a fun story though. But energy drinks? That's it?
 
snowjack [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-02-12 3:57:51 PM  
Wow, the whole article fit in the Fark headline.
 
RedfordRenegade
2008-02-12 3:57:58 PM  
My friend and I picked up the back of a ford festiva, it must have weighed close to 78 pounds.
 
fark_your_mudder
2008-02-12 3:58:10 PM  
Wonder if they had to wait 26 minutes for the last guy to show up.
 
icstepec
2008-02-12 3:58:35 PM  
Woah, that was a short article. Makes me wonder if it's fake.
 
PFCBaird
2008-02-12 3:59:05 PM  
secretagentwang [TotalFark] Quote 2008-02-12 03:35:51 PM
Did some skinny, annoying jackass run up and tell them not to drop the weights?

Vittery for you.
 
Szech
2008-02-12 3:59:32 PM  
Did they wipe off the car after they were done?
 
libbyshome
2008-02-12 3:59:34 PM  
Is it on youtube?
 
the-meter-man
2008-02-12 3:59:38 PM  
pics or it didn't happen
 
T.Durden
2008-02-12 3:59:40 PM  
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Footos!!
 
Dome
2008-02-12 3:59:41 PM  
icstepec: Woah, that was a short article. Makes me wonder if it's fake.

if something's short its fake? my penis is just a sham!
 
nakednun
2008-02-12 3:59:57 PM  
could someone please posts from photos of weightlifters overexerting and pooping themselves?

/pretty please
 
nimbers
2008-02-12 3:59:58 PM  
Any Bonehead: That's all the story was? Just a couple of paragraphs?


That's not a couple of paragraphs.

That's 3 sentences.

A paragraph is multiple sentences.
 
Foaming
2008-02-12 4:00:18 PM  
It's what cars crave.
 
Leopold Stotch
2008-02-12 4:00:26 PM  
Bodybuilders? Unlikely.

This was clearly done by powerlifters, who immediatley went back to their squat and deadlift routines.

[image from sanyasunday.com too old to be available]
 
rebelpride644
2008-02-12 4:00:41 PM  
Lemme get this straight, a headline that is twice as long as the article in question goes green now?


/stay classy Fark
//Jeebus Cripes thats farking ridiculous
 
gusto1214
2008-02-12 4:00:59 PM  
Did they drop it as loudly as possible, then rub their nipples through their underarmour while surreptitiously trying to see if the cute chick on the treadmill looks over?
 
bdogthehog
2008-02-12 4:01:07 PM  
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/not impressed
 
nakednun
2008-02-12 4:01:23 PM  
Dome: icstepec: Woah, that was a short article. Makes me wonder if it's fake.

if something's short its fake? my penis is just a sham!

lol, man.
 
akugyaku
2008-02-12 4:01:31 PM  
Dome:

if something's short it's fake? my penis is just a sham!

win.
 
anthaneezy
2008-02-12 4:01:36 PM  
Powerthirst
 
unremarkable asterisk
2008-02-12 4:01:42 PM  
One of the bodybuilders:

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halfof33
2008-02-12 4:01:52 PM  
icstepec: Woah, that was a short article. Makes me wonder if it's fake.

Of course it is. "Body Builders" are pussies.

Now if it had said Power Lifters, that'd be another story. All together now.

My massive, uncut muscles. Let me show them to you.

/Gym, 26 minutes, you know the drill, ya vein popping freaks.
 
Genger
2008-02-12 4:02:45 PM  
[image from hooked-nussu.org too old to be available]

/approves
 
tiggerfreak
2008-02-12 4:03:05 PM  
Came here for a Footos reference and can now leave happily.
 
pennysdeuce
2008-02-12 4:03:05 PM  
eh, it was nothing. Glad to help out someone in need.
 
Spongebob Plaid Pants
2008-02-12 4:03:43 PM  
Back in High School (1978), we borrowed my sister's Honda Civic and ended up with a flat on the right rear. Three of us picked up the rear end while the fourth changed the tire.

Do I win a cookie?

/determined to get a cookie today...
 
adm_crunch
2008-02-12 4:04:01 PM  
I feel obligated to post this.

Powerthirst
 
wowzer97pooh
2008-02-12 4:04:10 PM  
Gerd Bonk is unimpressed.
 
DaBishop
2008-02-12 4:04:20 PM  
*Sigh*
My bouncer buddies at the club I used to DJ at used to love taking my Dodge Omni and spinning it 180 degrees when I parked it on the street.

They weren't very bright, but they were big boys.
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-02-12 4:04:24 PM  
/Gym, 26 minutes, you know the drill, ya vein popping freaks.

so, it was a convertible beemer?
 
Satanic_Hamster
2008-02-12 4:05:12 PM  
When I was in high school, some football players put my Isuzu I-Mark on a concrete medium. Wheels were on pavement, but the body was straddling the concrete.

Fortunately, two members of the weight lifting team gave me a hand.

------------------
Currently listening to After the Fire's Der Kommissar
 
TheMaskedUnit
2008-02-12 4:05:34 PM  
unremarkable asterisk:

What THE HELL is that?!?!?
 
SaintAwesome
2008-02-12 4:05:42 PM  
Who is stronger? The Mulk or The Thung?
Show your work.
 
kenwastinger
2008-02-12 4:06:39 PM  
bdogthehog: /not impressed

Funny, b/c he's friggin' dead.
 
unremarkable asterisk
2008-02-12 4:07:06 PM  
TheMaskedUnit: unremarkable asterisk:

What THE HELL is that?!?!?

This (new window)
 
kiteless
2008-02-12 4:07:28 PM  
This thread is useless without a spotter.
 
swankywanky
2008-02-12 4:08:07 PM  
The inverted pyramid of journalism dictates that the 5 W's should be answered by the first, or at most, second paragraph.

Let's see:

Who - No names, nope
What - I guess so
When - Nope
Where - Nope
Why - Well, sort of

Survey says: Not journalism.
 
Nestea Plunge
2008-02-12 4:08:25 PM  
It's what your body craves.
 
CtHouse
2008-02-12 4:08:53 PM  
TheMaskedUnit: What THE HELL is that?!?!?

clearly you are not up to speed on your midget indian bodybuilders...
 
Badafuco [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-02-12 4:09:04 PM  
Genger: /approves

"We're better than you, and we know it"
 
unremarkable asterisk
2008-02-12 4:09:34 PM  
Nestea Plunge: It's what your body craves.

But my body craves lard.

/And bacon.
 
Go_Noles
2008-02-12 4:09:59 PM  
Not one of you has asked how hot the "driver" is? Guess it kind of goes without saying huh.
 
crazynickstyle
2008-02-12 4:10:19 PM  
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flybywire63
2008-02-12 4:11:29 PM  
secretagentwang: Did some skinny, annoying jackass run up and tell them not to drop the weights?

Dropping the weights is only done by the attention whores to begin with. Actually saw a guy drop a barbell once and snapped the weights off at the securing bolt due to the way it landed. Gym owner made him buy a new one.

Another annoyance is guys who hunt for the straightest bar (not bent) in the gym only to load it with 500+ lbs to do dead lifts....and end up bending it too.
 
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