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(Yahoo)   Georgia radio station to sell Mariah Carey's unfinished lunch   ( divider line
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58 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Oct 2002 at 2:27 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-26 12:21:56 AM  
2002-10-26 02:29:17 AM  
It comes with a pickle? Holy shiat where can I get that!
2002-10-26 02:29:59 AM  
So she lost her lunch?
2002-10-26 02:30:12 AM  
well, that sure cured my appetite. I won't be able to eat for days...
2002-10-26 02:30:51 AM  
but, I don't want a pickle
Just want to ride on my motorsickle
2002-10-26 02:30:57 AM  
I wonder if I cansell my used lunch...oh wait. I don't waste my lunch (unless I barf it up...but then maybe I can sell my barf?)
2002-10-26 02:31:09 AM  
"I'll have the unfinished lunch, and a bottle of anit-depressants, two quarts of cheap wine, a massage therapist on speed dial, a posse of arse-lickers, and a spin doctor/agent/pimp on rye. No mustard. Can I get that to go?"

She oughta, cause she's at about 14:55 and counting.
2002-10-26 02:31:53 AM  
I've bought a few of her turds myself.
2002-10-26 02:31:58 AM  
I remember seeing some toast that Justin Timberlake had never finished on ebay. But that's EBAY, i mean come ON. oh well, radio stations can be weird too.
2002-10-26 02:32:23 AM  
If this were Streisand, Richard Simmons would be hyperventilating about now.
2002-10-26 02:33:17 AM  
...which is ironic since her music makes so many people lose their lunch.
2002-10-26 02:34:14 AM  
I'd buy it just to eat it, I sure am hungry.
2002-10-26 02:35:28 AM  
Are they selling her drug test results yet? If so, I want a link. The ENQUIRER pays big, you know.
2002-10-26 02:35:39 AM  
Does anyone else remember "Rollercoaster?" The song that was terrible, but for some reason made her get popular and big boobs?
2002-10-26 02:35:51 AM  
2002-10-26 02:36:21 AM  
who still listens to shock radio any more?
The Z morning zoo is so last week
2002-10-26 02:38:11 AM  
I wonder what the qualifications are to be Ms. Carey's meat inspector?
2002-10-26 02:40:11 AM  
Okay I'm gonna say a bit here.

According to published reports: "The winning bidder will receive the sandwich, salad, pickle, and garnish in a handy polystyrene deli box. In addition, they will also receive a plastic knife used by one of Ms. Carey's handlers to lift the bread, allowing an inspection of the luncheon meat inside."

How in the fark was this such a slow news day that this crap was reported? The station isn't even named.
Yep, nothing going on. Faith Hill on the cover of People, Tori Amos on tour..and THIS is what makes Yahoo?
methinks Yahoo needs to start checking in with fark (and giving credit, of course)
Either that or listening to Stern.
2002-10-26 02:40:22 AM  

You want to handle her meat? Be my guest. I wouldn't hit that with a tank.
2002-10-26 02:40:48 AM  
is it her.....TACO?!?!?! hmmm...mariah careys taco....makes me hungry, and then i think of her personality, and i puke.
2002-10-26 02:50:12 AM  
Didn't realize the picture of the biatch was so BIG.
I'd still hit it tho...
2002-10-26 02:51:00 AM  

Yeah, she's built. So are Courtney Love, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and J-Blow.

Just cos you have the bod of an austrailian swimmer doesn't mean you get even close to the attractive credentials neccessary for a second look, let alone an "I'd hit that". Not being a total flake helps. A lot.
2002-10-26 02:53:19 AM  
I don't think she had a song called Rollercoaster. Her video for Fantasy had her riding a rollercoaster though, and that was around when she started to become a skank.
2002-10-26 02:54:44 AM  
I would buy the sammitch and fark it all day. and put the pickle in my butt.
2002-10-26 02:56:38 AM  
I might toss her salad but I don't want her lunch. I'd offer her my fruitplate and side order of salami with a little shake.
2002-10-26 02:56:43 AM  
I kid I kid!
2002-10-26 02:58:07 AM  
Tom Jones bids 500 pounds for her unwashed panties!
2002-10-26 02:58:36 AM  
they will also receive a plastic knife used by one of Ms. Carey's handlers

That's the selling point right there!
2002-10-26 02:59:13 AM  
LMAO@ Ted F!
2002-10-26 03:00:26 AM  
Well...Rollercoaster something. All I remember is her singing "Rollercoaster!", then a little electronic "do-di-do-di-do" popped in, then left...perfunctorily, I might add.
2002-10-26 03:12:44 AM  
Has anyone alse noticed that her head looks pointed? Is Mariah Carey a conehead in the closet?
2002-10-26 03:13:14 AM  
Yeah, up here in New York, the station Z100 auctioned off like two barely eaten pieces of French toast that Justin Timberlake apparently didn't like because they were burned nearly black. Funny shiat, afterwards Z100 DJs called up the winner and ragged on her for it.


2002-10-26 03:16:30 AM  
Johnny_Wad Did it occur to you that your pic is NSFW?

Thorny4Pie heh, yeah I thought it was funny that would be used as a selling point.
2002-10-26 03:16:53 AM  
it was funnier when i posted the ebay auction and it never got selected...
2002-10-26 03:23:17 AM  
Someone give her back her sammich, the skinny boitch. OMG!!!
2002-10-26 03:26:44 AM  
Kinda gives a (hole) new meaning to the term
"Fur-Burger" doesn't it?
2002-10-26 03:31:43 AM  
SweaterGirl I don't know about you, but I can't get more than the top of her head. I don't know what kinda place you work in...but it's not doing it for me!
2002-10-26 04:18:11 AM  
Oh. For. Fark's. Sake.
2002-10-26 04:42:59 AM  
I for one think she's got an incredible career after this one bombs for good. With her amazing voice, she can be a tester for Bell Labs to bore holes in steel plates.
2002-10-26 04:47:51 AM  
umm Mariah..Carey...someone should let the radio station know it's Mariiiiah Caaaarey! HELLO!, I mean no one in their right mind would buy this. It's Mariah Carey for christ sake. Has this whole planet gone friggin nuts!?

/lewis black
2002-10-26 05:07:19 AM  
Courtney Love, Mariah Carey. Wow, I guess Fark really IS cutting edge.
2002-10-26 05:25:34 AM  
Fark isn't cutting edge.
It's bottom of the barrel.
2002-10-26 08:01:52 AM  
I hope the proceeds will go to a worthwhile cause.

The only way I would ever buy a Mariah Carey CD is if came with a free blow job from her.
2002-10-26 09:01:16 AM  
I'd take a naked pic =D
2002-10-26 09:27:17 AM  
handler, huh?
isn't that the title they give people who watch over the animals in a movie?
2002-10-26 10:50:13 AM  
2002-10-26 11:38:38 AM  
"10-26-02 02:54:44 AM Terd_ferguson
I would buy the sammitch and fark it all day. and put the pickle in my butt."

I blew a snot bubble laughing at that. How undignified of me.
2002-10-26 03:18:28 PM  
wow. that pig left food on her plate???
2002-10-26 04:28:51 PM  
Recover genetic material.
Clone her.
"Ransom" Letter: "Stop recording or the clone gets it."
2002-10-26 04:30:24 PM  
"Why does my clone have coleslaw growing on her?"
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