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(Some Guy)   Don't yell "Five-O sucks" after getting a ticket. Cops not appreciative   ( s-t.com) divider line
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2002-10-25 05:21:44 PM  
he allegedly replied, "I feel like the man has got it out for me." Of course it is The Man. Bad driving and irresponsible actions have nothing at all to do with it.
2002-10-25 05:29:37 PM  
Mr. Tolefree, of 34 Crapo St., ...

Any day's a bad day when you live on Crapo street.
2002-10-25 06:15:23 PM  
An already bad day for Lawrence D. Tolefree got a lot worse. In an effort to avoid a $50 traffic ticket, the 28-year-old New Bedford man allegedly led police on a high-speed chase and now faces jail time for a host of criminal violations.

I guess he's not living up to his name.
2002-10-25 07:24:26 PM  
And we let these kinds of people vote. No wonder Bush got elected. Farking morons.
2002-10-25 07:24:34 PM  
Mr. Tolefree could not be reached for comment yesterday.

Did they try his Tolefree number?
2002-10-25 07:25:35 PM  
A rock smashed in every cop's face would make for good TV.
2002-10-25 07:26:17 PM  
Mr. Tolefree was also ticketed for running the red light.

2002-10-25 07:28:17 PM  
Police reports say the Blazer was swerving, trying to bump Officer Martin's car off the highway.

That guy must of been totally blazed to do that!

...puff, puff, give. Don't farkup the rotation!
2002-10-25 07:28:48 PM  
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2002-10-25 07:29:24 PM  
What a farktard.
2002-10-25 07:30:50 PM  
Damn the man.
2002-10-25 07:31:16 PM  
I don't think there is a 34 Crapo St in Hawaii....huh? Massawhatis? Then how come 5-oh? Street slang? oh.
2002-10-25 07:32:13 PM  
I'm curious. If it's a black cop writing out the ticket, is he still considered "the man". Or is that phrase just reserved for blacks to use when a white cop happens to pull them over?
2002-10-25 07:33:43 PM  
Bel4sucks - Harry Belafonte says a black cop is what you'd call a "house slave."
2002-10-25 07:34:01 PM  
I'm reminded of that video where some guy talks his friend into getting out of the car to go yell "fark you" to a cop and give him the finger and all. Then the cop comes after him and starts beating him with his baton. That was funny stuff.
2002-10-25 07:34:03 PM  
2002-10-25 07:34:31 PM  
2 days to Vice City.
2002-10-25 07:34:46 PM  
"Book 'em..., Danno...."
2002-10-25 07:35:54 PM  
And we let these kinds of people vote. No wonder Bush got elected. Farking morons.

actually, the felons on the voter roles voted for gore. the ones gore wouldn't let vote were the ones protecting our country. but i digress...
2002-10-25 07:36:23 PM  
Chong: "Hey, there's a pig. Maybe he can help us. HEY PIG!"
Cheech: "No-no-no-no don't -"
Chong: "HEY PIG, CAN YOU GIVE US A PUSH? All right, he's coming over."
Cheech: (weeping)"Yes, I know."
2002-10-25 07:37:26 PM  
Andonbray: Whatever happend to Uncle Tom?
Let's see how long we can keep this ball rolling
2002-10-25 07:39:14 PM  
book em dano
2002-10-25 07:39:33 PM  
I guess I'm the first to call BULLSHIAT.
2002-10-25 07:39:44 PM  
Actually people with the same names as felons voted for Gore happend to have their votes purged. come on, you don't troll in a thread about 5'o. Have you no respect for the cops who put their life on the lines patrolling the horribly dangerous beaches of Hawaii!?!?!
2002-10-25 07:40:39 PM  
no masta please don't beat the black off me
2002-10-25 07:41:46 PM  
what was he thinkning .... what about the children? has anybody thought about the children?!?!?
2002-10-25 07:43:04 PM  
10-25-02 07:26:17 PM Dazoli
Mr. Tolefree was also ticketed for running the red light.


Dazoli - That's the exact same thing i was gonna write.

While I'm here, can someone tell me how to bold and italicize my posts

/uneduacated in the ways of html
2002-10-25 07:43:06 PM  
If you are going to do something that is going to get your thrown in prison, make it something worth going to prison for. How stupid do you have to be to not see this coming?

It is pretty hard to claim "the man" has it in for you when you are taunting the man and drawing attention to your law violations.

At least he is locked up, which anyone that stupid should be. Who knows what other dumbass thing he might try.
2002-10-25 07:48:28 PM  
i wonder if he has been passed around as currency yet...
2002-10-25 07:49:31 PM  
What moron goes on a highway while trying to avoid police, did he not notice that highways are long and straight, great places for police to play catch up. A MORON tag needs to be developed just for this guy.
2002-10-25 07:52:28 PM  
They need a website that calculates your value in prison!
2002-10-25 07:54:11 PM  

If I had HTML enabled

<b>this would be bold</b> (the "<b>" is a bold markup, the "</b>" ends it.)
<i>this would be italicized.</i>
2002-10-25 07:55:56 PM  
I never understood wtf the PSA tag stands for anyways. I guess i didn't get the memo. I always think PoS Advertising for some reason..
2002-10-25 07:56:03 PM  
I read the story as, "Don't run a red light after insulting the cops"
2002-10-25 07:56:43 PM  
PSA - Public Service Anouncement
2002-10-25 07:57:13 PM  
And now for something completely different: a man giving a cop the finger.
2002-10-25 08:01:25 PM  
Was that found in a GIS for "jackass"?
2002-10-25 08:03:08 PM  
i'm personally interested in a jackass tag. we really need one around here.
2002-10-25 08:04:21 PM  
Is it actually legal for a cop to beat the shiat out of you for giving him the finger?
2002-10-25 08:05:51 PM  
Impaler: That's how I've tried italics, too, but no results. Bold works fine, as you can see, but not italics. Odd.
2002-10-25 08:06:14 PM  
I just checked with MapPoint and 34 Crapo st is for real in MA....so maybe it's for real.
2002-10-25 08:06:31 PM  
A regular jackass tag, or an MTV Jackass tag?
2002-10-25 08:06:55 PM  
I love how the more violations you commit, the more it seems like the man is out to get you! It's almost like there is a connection or something. I think this guy was on to something when the man got him.
2002-10-25 08:11:17 PM  
No, it is not legal for a cop to beat the snot out of you for giving him the finger. But this stupid punk should have known that it's likely that one will, anyway. Give any healthy, physical, forceful man the finger and see what result you get. Donning a uniform does not stop one from being a man, first.
2002-10-25 08:12:34 PM  
So considering it was videotaped, that cop probably lost his job. Haha. Pig!
2002-10-25 08:12:46 PM  
That one-page story has 20 "paragraphs."
2002-10-25 08:12:49 PM  
This can't be for real. Crapo St., Mr. Tolefree, etc. But, what gets me is the mere $50 dollar fine for running a red light. My freakin' fiancee got two of them in one week. Trust me on this one: they're $298 bucks each in Los Angeles.
2002-10-25 08:13:23 PM  
I think it's likely they both got what was coming to them.
2002-10-25 08:15:35 PM  
why dont i ever get to pull any one lime him why why why

/me mumbles, it sux being an MP
2002-10-25 08:16:27 PM  
TheyCallThisWork - Your fiancee ran two red lights in one week? Maybe she needs to start taking a cab.
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