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(ABC News)   "Oprah Resolves Voting Machine Glitches." Is there anything Oprah can't do?   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
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AudioEngineEar
2008-02-05 8:51:36 PM  
Find a man?
 
Burn_The_Plows
2008-02-05 8:53:15 PM  
Submitter: Is there anything Oprah can't do?

Turn down a meal?
 
MrCheeks
2008-02-05 9:04:52 PM  
Pick a race she wants to act like?
 
PacManDreaming
2008-02-05 9:08:22 PM  
Submitter: Is there anything Oprah can't do?

Shut her big yap?
 
oldebayer
2008-02-05 9:14:43 PM  
Lose weight and keep it off.

Of course, if she could accomplish that, it would automatically qualify her for Sainthood.
 
Funsucker
2008-02-05 9:52:14 PM  
Keep her vajayjay from painin'?
 
FormlessOne
2008-02-05 11:14:10 PM  
AudioEngineEar: Find a man?

Other than Stedman?
 
Megain
2008-02-05 11:15:17 PM  
pick a fraud?
 
cambie
2008-02-06 12:01:03 AM  
See her toes?
 
cambie
2008-02-06 12:01:45 AM  
Or, see her vagina to trim it.
 
mild7
2008-02-06 12:07:22 AM  
get obama elected?
 
Evilreaver
2008-02-06 12:10:14 AM  
Consume all sentient life, thereby stopping The Flood?
 
clod9
2008-02-06 12:10:48 AM  
maintain a stable body weight?
 
planes
2008-02-06 12:10:57 AM  
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Shrinkwrap
2008-02-06 12:11:14 AM  
Stop blaming men for all the problems in the universe?

/you WILL get raped!
 
Ted Kennedy's Swimming Instructor
2008-02-06 12:12:46 AM  
"""Even in Beverly Hills, Calif., there were glitches and a shortage of poll workers forced some voters to cast provisional ballots. "There's so much frustration in this country, so to feel like I'm a disenfranchised voter in Beverly Hills is ridiculous," Kristen Bell, an Obama supporter, told the Los Angeles Times."""

lord help us, NOT in beverly hills!

//RTFA
 
Visualingo
2008-02-06 12:13:10 AM  
Bring hookers back to life?
 
gene_yuss
2008-02-06 12:13:55 AM  
Take back having Tom Cruise on the show?

Or having a show all together.

Or the bonbons.
 
TehBoognish
2008-02-06 12:16:41 AM  
make me like/care about her?
 
deltableh
2008-02-06 12:17:37 AM  
Make me not think she's more annoying than spam e-mail?
Get me to vote for a presidential candidate just because she endorses him?
 
coffee fiend
2008-02-06 12:18:56 AM  
FormlessOne: AudioEngineEar: Find a man?

Other than Stedman?

He said a man...
 
sseye
2008-02-06 12:19:02 AM  
So... according to subby, her superpowers come from... donuts?

I could believe that.
 
Auspie
2008-02-06 12:19:34 AM  
FTFA: "One of the more unusual blunders, consistent with Chicago's notorious history of political hijinks, involved 20 voters on the city's North Side who were convinced by a precinct worker that a stylus for marking electronic touch screens was actually a pen with "invisible ink" to be used for marking paper ballots."

They should not be voting...
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-02-06 12:19:46 AM  
Get Stedman to finally marry her?
 
iron_city_ap
2008-02-06 12:19:56 AM  
work for whitey?
 
ultraholland
2008-02-06 12:20:37 AM  
Die already?
 
iron_city_ap
2008-02-06 12:22:11 AM  
Eat just 1 Pringle?
 
K3rmy
2008-02-06 12:22:25 AM  
Submitter: Is there anything Oprah can't do?

Mind her own darn business.

/White people at work here.
//Move along.
 
ToxicMunkee
2008-02-06 12:23:27 AM  
Give birth to the Justice League after a hard night of tantric sex with Chuck Norris?
 
DulceEtDecorumEst
2008-02-06 12:24:30 AM  
STFU? DIAF?
 
moothemagiccow
2008-02-06 12:25:10 AM  
Get people in California to vote right
 
JonnyBGoode
2008-02-06 12:25:25 AM  
gene_yuss: Take back having Tom Cruise on the show?

Tom Cruise is upset that Oprah was cutting in on his superpower business. (new window)
 
K3rmy
2008-02-06 12:26:07 AM  
Arrange for Dr. Phil to be raped by a dolphin swimming in a tank of Kool-aid, malt liquor and Viagara.

/That should shut him up.
 
inkling79
2008-02-06 12:28:11 AM  
florple?
 
Waffle of Justice
2008-02-06 12:28:16 AM  
Touch my naughty spot.
 
Barakku
2008-02-06 12:28:27 AM  
Auspie: FTFA: "One of the more unusual blunders, consistent with Chicago's notorious history of political hijinks, involved 20 voters on the city's North Side who were convinced by a precinct worker that a stylus for marking electronic touch screens was actually a pen with "invisible ink" to be used for marking paper ballots."

They should not be voting living...

K3rmy: Arrange for Dr. Phil to be raped by a dolphin swimming in a tank of Kool-aid, malt liquor and Viagara.

/That should shut him up.

I told you to stay out of my DVD collection.
 
sseye
2008-02-06 12:37:43 AM  
Waffle of Justice: Touch my naughty spot.

Careful. She might view that as a challenge. Then she'll notice your Fark handle, om nom nom, you're gone.
 
Anagrammer
2008-02-06 12:45:17 AM  
Give Obama a clear edge in the campaign?
 
ApeMan
2008-02-06 12:53:13 AM  
ToxicMunkee: Give birth to the Justice League after a hard night of tantric sex with Chuck Norris?

You, my friend, have a gift.
 
RottNDude
2008-02-06 12:56:43 AM  
Not be fat?
 
vexanation
2008-02-06 1:00:25 AM  
LOL at someone convincing 20 voters that a stylus pen was actually a real pen with invisible ink. Morons.
 
40oz_A_Knight
2008-02-06 1:16:26 AM  
Clean up after taking a shiat without the assistance of a pressure washer and a team of midgets?
 
echomike23
2008-02-06 1:30:33 AM  
Submitter: Is there anything Oprah can't do?

Open up a school where the kids don't get molested?
 
Whatthefark
2008-02-06 1:30:39 AM  
"There's so much frustration in this country, so to feel like I'm a disenfranchised voter in Beverly Hills is ridiculous," Kristen Bell, an Obama supporter, told the Los Angeles Times."

THE Kristen Bell?
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Oh, and fark voting machines and polling places. They cause more trouble than they are worth. Move onto vote by mail. You get more time to decide, and there are no crazy poll workers or easily manipulated memory cards.
 
jmcfarl3
2008-02-06 1:30:47 AM  
It's Oprah! GTFO!
 
Spaceami
2008-02-06 1:48:49 AM  
plz enable voting in this thread ^_^
 
F.N.A.
2008-02-06 1:57:51 AM  
She needs to pay more attention to Gary and Mingey.
 
GzusKryst
2008-02-06 2:10:49 AM  
Stop being a racist.
 
melancholy_art
2008-02-06 2:36:09 AM  
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Yeah, get the redheaded, bon-bon eating, life sucking vampire out of my life
 
beerbaron
2008-02-06 2:37:56 AM  
Be tolerant of any relationship that isn't heterosexual, monogamous, or that involves anything other than ordinary boring sex.
 
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