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(Some Guy)   With all the talk about how to stimulate it, you'd think that the economy is a giant clitoris   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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1138 clicks; posted to Business » and Politics » on 23 Jan 2008 at 2:42 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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madcharlie
2008-01-23 2:08:29 PM  
So we should dance around it for a while until she gets all squirmy and just doesn't seem like she can take much more and then flick and plunge it with the tips of our tongue while trying our best to ignore the fact that she's crushing our head with her thighs? I don't see how that will help, but I suppose it couldn't hurt.
 
ExJerseyGirl
2008-01-23 2:12:25 PM  
madcharlie: So we should dance around it for a while until she gets all squirmy and just doesn't seem like she can take much more and then flick and plunge it with the tips of our tongue while trying our best to ignore the fact that she's crushing our head with her thighs? I don't see how that will help, but I suppose it couldn't hurt.

Oh, my.


How YOU doin?
 
ManRay
2008-01-23 2:13:38 PM  
That would explain why most people can't find it.
 
BullsHitter
2008-01-23 2:15:52 PM  
There's no such thing as an economy.
 
kronicfeld
2008-01-23 2:18:15 PM  
The economy is a myth.
 
madcharlie
2008-01-23 2:22:53 PM  
ExJerseyGirl: How YOU doin?

Pretty good, yourself?

/me licks his eyebrow
 
One F Jef
2008-01-23 2:25:28 PM  
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cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark]
2008-01-23 2:28:51 PM  
ExJerseyGirl: madcharlie: So we should dance around it for a while until she gets all squirmy and just doesn't seem like she can take much more and then flick and plunge it with the tips of our tongue while trying our best to ignore the fact that she's crushing our head with her thighs? I don't see how that will help, but I suppose it couldn't hurt.

Oh, my.


How YOU doin?

Seriously, dude knows what he is talking about. That's the exact technique I use.
 
Tat'dGreaser
2008-01-23 2:29:08 PM  
So the economy is a myth?
 
Bonkthat_Again [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-01-23 2:30:28 PM  
Tat'dGreaser: So the economy is a myth?

Yup.

In effect, you've got rich people trying to xerox their money.
 
Etchy333 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-01-23 2:30:54 PM  
So the economy is a threat to some African cultures?
 
Tat'dGreaser
2008-01-23 2:32:11 PM  
Bonkthat_Again: Yup.

In effect, you've got rich people trying to xerox their money.

Nice! My fake stock in Xerox will make me fake rich, then I'll buy fake stuff.
 
Richard Hertz
2008-01-23 2:44:39 PM  
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PirateKing [OhFark]
2008-01-23 2:44:43 PM  
The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Reintroduction Into Society approves.

/only one problem...
 
The Onanist
2008-01-23 2:45:44 PM  
cameroncrazy1984: Seriously, dude knows what he is talking about. That's the exact technique I use.

Same here, but then I don't stop after her bliss...I may flick it lightly for a spell, then I get back at it.

Oh, and I ALWAYS shave (my face) prior to this, stubblies on the inner thighs tend to make females not enjoy the lip service as much...

/Just sayin'.
 
Shaggy_C
2008-01-23 2:45:46 PM  
Don't do anything. Let the recession come. Hike up interest rates, let unemployment go up for a little while; use the government to ensure people aren't starving. But enough of this inflationary money policy!
 
MFL
2008-01-23 2:45:52 PM  
i know there is an economy...just can't seem to find it.
 
H31N0US
2008-01-23 2:47:15 PM  
MFL: i know there is an economy...just can't seem to find it.

Just think of a man in a boat.
 
Ceph
2008-01-23 2:48:11 PM  
So as a gay guy, how does this stimulated economy benefit me?
 
Jack31081
2008-01-23 2:50:33 PM  
madcharlie: So we should dance around it for a while until she gets all squirmy and just doesn't seem like she can take much more and then flick and plunge it with the tips of our tongue while trying our best to ignore the fact that she's crushing our head with her thighs? I don't see how that will help, but I suppose it couldn't hurt.

If stimulating America's "economy" means getting crushed between Texas and the Florida panhandle...I'll take a pass.

/I'd still send my ship up the mississippi though...
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2008-01-23 2:51:52 PM  
madcharlie: ... the fact that she's crushing our head with her thighs? I don't see how that will help, but I suppose it couldn't hurt.

Men with ears flattened to their skulls agree with your analysis.
 
Neesie
2008-01-23 2:55:58 PM  
I never found the economy quite so interesting!
 
Deftoons
2008-01-23 2:57:13 PM  
Ceph: So as a gay guy, how does this stimulated economy benefit me?

We've been pounded by in the ass by Dick for the last 8 years, it's time for you to take a breather :)
 
ipsofacto
2008-01-23 2:57:28 PM  
No wonder we need to inject cash to stimulate it.
 
Clonod
2008-01-23 2:57:45 PM  
I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue. Should I run for President?
 
moops
2008-01-23 2:59:01 PM  
Shaggy_C: Don't do anything. Let the recession come. Hike up interest rates, let unemployment go up for a little while; use the government to ensure people aren't starving. But enough of this inflationary money policy!

Wow, for once I agree with you.

And enough of this "Let's stimulate the economy by giving every American a big, sweaty wad of money that they can use to buy Chinese products." Since I have nearly zero federal income tax witheld from my paycheck, that "stimulus" check will just mean I have to pay an additional $800 in April 2009.
 
Headso
2008-01-23 2:59:10 PM  
can someone fashion a joke with this headline and the rebate check story?
 
bglove25
2008-01-23 2:59:38 PM  
Shaggy_C: Don't do anything. Let the recession come. Hike up interest rates, let unemployment go up for a little while; use the government to ensure people aren't starving. But enough of this inflationary money policy!

Ahh, but if the currency is worth less, our outstanding culture of debt owes less!
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]
2008-01-23 3:04:56 PM  
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Cyborg77
2008-01-23 3:05:07 PM  
PirateKing: The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Reintroduction Into Society approves.

/only one problem...

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Win.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2008-01-23 3:05:13 PM  
If true, then the government needs to get a really big tube of Kama Sutra love oil before plunging in again, because the economy is getting very dry and tired...
 
This Is Bold Text [TotalFark]
2008-01-23 3:08:55 PM  
Looks like we need to just leave the economy alone and it will take care of itself
 
schnarff
2008-01-23 3:10:03 PM  
cameroncrazy1984: ExJerseyGirl: madcharlie: So we should dance around it for a while until she gets all squirmy and just doesn't seem like she can take much more and then flick and plunge it with the tips of our tongue while trying our best to ignore the fact that she's crushing our head with her thighs? I don't see how that will help, but I suppose it couldn't hurt.

Oh, my.


How YOU doin?

Seriously, dude knows what he is talking about. That's the exact technique I use.

Depends on the woman. Some of them prefer/need more dircect, rhythmic lingual stimulation. Lightly tapping the area just on the other side of it (on the inside) has proven to be a real winner in my experience. That, and keeping up the good work through the finish, no matter what.

/Would be a billionaire in an economy based on cunnilingus
//Or so I like to think, anyway
 
burndtdan
2008-01-23 3:10:08 PM  
if the economy is the clit, that explains why the neocons really have no farking clue how it works
 
EwoksSuck
2008-01-23 3:12:13 PM  
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Don't worry we'll lick it.
 
Neesie
2008-01-23 3:13:13 PM  
Maybe we shouldn't be leaving the economy to a bunch of old men - I think John Krasinski or Hugh Jackman should give it a go.
 
El_Dan
2008-01-23 3:14:56 PM  
That would explain why Republicans have a weird aversion to addressing the issue, uh, head on.

Stimulating the economy is for reproductive purposes only, people.
 
Fraggler
2008-01-23 3:17:38 PM  
As long as they remember that after proper stimulation and reaching climax they just hold still with slight pressure on it and be careful not to move. Don't overstimulate that economy... it's a turn off.
 
ipsofacto
2008-01-23 3:18:35 PM  
Here's your stimulus package. Link (new window)
 
Headso
2008-01-23 3:19:01 PM  
El_Dan: That would explain why Republicans have a weird aversion to addressing the issue, uh, head on.

Stimulating the economy is for reproductive purposes only, people.

plus it doesn't involve little boy penis...
 
Whatthefark
2008-01-23 3:22:01 PM  
submitter: you'd think that the economy is a giant clitoris

No wonder our 'conservative' leadership has such a problem with it.

/sorry if it's already been said.
 
MisterRPG
2008-01-23 3:22:18 PM  
Ceph: So as a gay guy, how does this stimulated economy benefit me?

Well, that's simple.

The economy can't have you and (mind you this is speculation - no one truly understand the economy, not even the economy) that is what stimulates it. All the consumers who want a stimulated economy will swarm around you. It's a party, everyone is drinking too much, and some consumers will be left behind when the economy flutters away with the beaus of her choice. That's when you look at them and say "heeeeey..."

In a nutshell, this is a reverse fag hag scenario and you get the leftovers.
 
OtitisMEDIA
2008-01-23 3:23:09 PM  
so then a huge, powerful uppercut should do the trick ...

/watches the wrong kind of porn
 
Churchy LaFemme [OhFark]
2008-01-23 3:24:10 PM  
burndtdan: if the economy is the clit, that explains why the neocons really have no farking clue how it works

WIN.

Yep, I'm pretty sure you're right. I'm going to take a wild guess and say these guys haven't had much opportunity to stimulate anything...

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Churchy LaFemme [OhFark]
2008-01-23 3:25:28 PM  
It's also what makes them so bitter...
 
Saiga410
2008-01-23 3:26:05 PM  
After you get married you forget where the economy is.
 
mofomisfit
2008-01-23 3:26:41 PM  
The economy was last seen telling an 8 year old from Colorado to "Just be yourself, dude."
 
Crazy_horce
2008-01-23 3:29:28 PM  
Ahh yes. The FARK forums.

Respected the world over for their expertise in sexually stimulating techniques!


\like watching the Women's club give you mechanical advise on your car.
\\ Did you check the alternator fluid?
 
FreudulentSplit
2008-01-23 3:35:22 PM  
The Onanist: Oh, and I ALWAYS shave (my face) prior to this, stubblies on the inner thighs tend to make females not enjoy the lip service as much...

You don't have to worry so much about that if her feet are tied to the bedposts.

/Just sayin'.
//Full beard, soft and luxurious
 
Nestea Plunge
2008-01-23 3:38:27 PM  
Maybe we can all wear buttons that say Whip Inflation Now.
 
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