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(Breitbart.tv)   Not news: Die-hard Patriots fan gets a tattoo of a Patriots helmet. Skipping right past News, Fark and Totalfark to Ultrafark: A full-sized helmet tattooed on his head. With video goodness   (breitbart.tv) divider line
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5708 clicks; posted to Sports » on 21 Jan 2008 at 12:55 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Puddinhed
2008-01-20 10:35:02 PM  
Did he get the expressed written consent of the NFL and the New England Patriots?
 
Koggie
2008-01-20 10:37:27 PM  
I'm pretty sure it was only implied, verbal consent.
 
colovion
2008-01-20 10:46:01 PM  
Puddinhed: Did he get the expressed written consent of the NFL and the New England Patriots?

Well, I suppose if he didn't they'll have to cut his head off and give it to the Patriots to protect their trademark.

/For some reason I don't think that prospect would upset that tool.
 
Kiribub
2008-01-20 10:53:19 PM  
Okay, that's pretty nutty.

/Go Patriots!
 
dj_bigbird
2008-01-20 11:10:36 PM  
I've seen lots of sports team tattoos (including the free Chargers tattoos that were being given out this week), but this is just wacky.
 
TommyymmoT
2008-01-21 12:16:04 AM  
That's retarded. Why doesn't he just walk into the locker room, toss their salads, suck their cocks, and get it over with.

And you know he would.
 
monty666
2008-01-21 12:32:34 AM  
He is just getting the logos tattooed on the sides of his head, it's not like he is getting his head tattooed gray or getting a faceguard tattooed on his face. He can grow normal hair (if he can grow normal hair) and not have to see it anymore..
 
SnarfVader
2008-01-21 12:40:18 AM  
In other news, subby's headline confirms existence of UltraFa ++++NO CARRIER++++
 
Speedofdarkness
2008-01-21 12:45:30 AM  
It's a good thing teams in sports never change their logos.
 
Visualingo
2008-01-21 1:01:30 AM  
So the attention whore called the news to tell them?
 
Freak
2008-01-21 1:01:32 AM  
Wow, and I thought the people getting free Charger tattoos this week were stupid. Sports are great and all, but there are other concerns. Like holding down a decent job. Something tells me that this guy isn't pulling down the big bucks though.
 
skinink [OhFark]
2008-01-21 1:07:41 AM  
Both the guy and the tattoo artist are idiots. Why would you give someone a tattoo on their head like that? They both deserve each other.


On the other hand, if he wanted to show how hardcore he was, he should have got the old Pat Patriot on his head. That was one motherfarking ugly logo.


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Millzners
2008-01-21 1:08:27 AM  
Hopefully this guy will fulfill his destiny and kill Tom Brady prior to the super bowl.

/I keed
 
Jackle Mackle
2008-01-21 1:09:19 AM  
TommyymmoT: That's retarded. Why doesn't he just walk into the locker room, toss their salads, suck their cocks, and get it over with.

And you know he would.

lol girls can't play football!
 
Hiymenator
2008-01-21 1:10:11 AM  
This guy made local news last week. I thought about submitting it as I knew it'd be a sure greenlight. I didn't because I'm a Patriots fan and quite frankly didn't need another wacky ass Pats fan to bash on around here.

/kudos, Subby
//Go Pats!
 
twiztedjustin
2008-01-21 1:12:53 AM  
Wow. Just wow man.
 
IAmRight [TotalFark]
2008-01-21 1:13:40 AM  
Hiymenator: This guy made local news last week. I thought about submitting it as I knew it'd be a sure greenlight. I didn't because I'm a Patriots fan and quite frankly didn't need another wacky ass Pats fan to bash on around here.

I just was going through some KSK posts and saw it and thought about submitting it, but I figured "nah, it had to have been submitted a few times by now already".
 
Bill Frist
2008-01-21 1:13:55 AM  
Too bad it is one of hte absolute worst logos in the NFL and the Pats will probably change it soon.
 
Hiymenator
2008-01-21 1:21:21 AM  
IAmRight: I just was going through some KSK posts and saw it and thought about submitting it, but I figured "nah, it had to have been submitted a few times by now already".

Yeah, I was quite surprised to see that this isn't a repeat. It could be that he's already gotten a Fark-style snarky comeuppance at my place of employment.
 
IAmAGodWarrior
2008-01-21 1:21:56 AM  
anyone else notice the newswoman?

/not too bad
 
bluorangefyre [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-01-21 1:23:24 AM  
SnarfVader: In other news, subby's headline confirms existence of UltraFa ++++NO CARRIER++++

But shouldn't the Dark Lord of the Snarfs be able to gain entry into UltraFa++++NO CARRIER++++
 
IAmRight [TotalFark]
2008-01-21 1:23:27 AM  
Bill Frist: Too bad it is one of hte absolute worst logos in the NFL and the Pats will probably change it soon.

I'm thinking that THAT is probably the least of the problems with this.
 
Shaggy_C
2008-01-21 1:25:02 AM  
LOL...Give it 8-9 years when Brady is long retired and the Pats go into the inevitable 'suck' period that all NFL teams go into as they rebuild. This guy is gonna be pissed that he's got a Pat-head when they're going 2-14 in a season and he hates them.
 
IAmRight [TotalFark]
2008-01-21 1:33:13 AM  
Shaggy_C: LOL...Give it 8-9 years when Brady is long retired and the Pats go into the inevitable 'suck' period that all NFL teams go into as they rebuild. This guy is gonna be pissed that he's got a Pat-head when they're going 2-14 in a season and he hates them.

At least he was smart enough (well, as smart as one can be for tattooing a helmet on his head) to pick a guy who already won 3 SBs and has records, and he got his number on there.
 
Guess_Who
2008-01-21 1:37:03 AM  
If they win it all he said he'll add the Lombardi trophy on his head. I wonder if he'll add 19* - 0 to it as well.
 
Shaggy_C
2008-01-21 1:38:55 AM  
IAmRight: At least he was smart enough (well, as smart as one can be for tattooing a helmet on his head) to pick a guy who already won 3 SBs and has records, and he got his number on there.

That's the optimistic view; Brady could also end up sucking badly when he gets into his mid-30s, get traded to the Texans, and eventually get thrown out of the league for steroids and heroin abuse. All this amid a scandal that finds him impregnating an overweight stripper. Or maybe that's just my fantasy; I dunno...

/Colts fan
 
Yankees Team Gynecologist
2008-01-21 1:40:58 AM  
Guess_Who: If they win it all he said he'll add the Lombardi trophy on his head. I wonder if he'll add 19* - 0 to it as well.

__________________________
*best team ever
 
Hiymenator
2008-01-21 1:44:18 AM  
IAmAGodWarrior: anyone else notice the newswoman?

/not too bad

Yeah, she's a hottie in person as well. Petite brunettes are my one weakness.

Shaggy_C: LOL...Give it 8-9 years when Brady is long retired and the Pats go into the inevitable 'suck' period that all NFL teams go into as they rebuild. This guy is gonna be pissed that he's got a Pat-head when they're going 2-14 in a season and he hates them.

I spend a good deal of my time and money (not so much the money as the time) following the Patriots and Red Sox. I enjoy following them and watching their games. I'm a fan. But what would possess someone who follows a team, good or bad, to do something like this? I have tattoos. No logos expressing my love for Brady or Beckett. Tattooed dude: you're not a part of the team. You don't know anyone on the team. If they lose, it's not the end of the world. If they win, neat but don't invest so much of your being and your identity into millionaire mercenaries who couldn't care less about you.

/then again, I doubt you could talk rationally to a man with a helmet tattooed on his head.
 
Angelo Moore
2008-01-21 1:44:55 AM  
I hope he gets the face mask part, too.
 
IAmAGodWarrior
2008-01-21 1:49:13 AM  
Hiymenator: IAmAGodWarrior: anyone else notice the newswoman?

/not too bad

Yeah, she's a hottie in person as well. Petite brunettes are my one weakness.

personal experience?
 
jimpoz
2008-01-21 2:20:52 AM  
If he was a Steelers fan, the helmet tat would have cost 50% less.
 
NubianzWithAttitude
2008-01-21 2:22:30 AM  
Please, let them lose.
 
Hiymenator
2008-01-21 2:25:59 AM  
IAmAGodWarrior: personal experience?

Nothing salacious, just shot the shait for half an hour with her when she came to my school for a story. She's gorgeous.
 
Cleveland-Steamer
2008-01-21 2:50:21 AM  
Bill Frist: Too bad it is one of hte absolute worst logos in the NFL and the Pats will probably change it soon.

I read your comments with a Dwight K Schrute voice in my head and it is hilarious.


/you and 7of7 should marry each other or something.
 
jackandwater
2008-01-21 2:58:56 AM  
NubianzWithAttitude: Please, let them lose.

From you lips to God's ear.


GO GIANTS!!


And he is getting the little green dot on the back of Brady's helmet tatted on his head too. Does he think he will pick the signals? LOL LOL
 
Bill Frist
2008-01-21 3:00:19 AM  
Oh come now.

Not even Patriots fans think that the Flying Elvis is a good logo.

"But dude, it's like a colonial dude except EXTREME!!!!!!"

shiat looks like a rejected Mitt Romney logo.

Granted, it isn't as horrible as the Tenn. Titans or Baltimore Ravens logos, but is definitly in the bottom fourth of NFL logos.
 
Manberg
2008-01-21 3:54:44 AM  
PLEASE let New England change their helmet's design and such in the next couple years...

/at least it wasn't a Lions fan....
 
TheNewJesus
2008-01-21 4:32:18 AM  
What a farking drugged out idiot...
 
dokool
2008-01-21 5:25:14 AM  
Why would you give someone a tattoo on their head like that?

As stupid as it is, if the guy's willing to pay, and it's not horribly racist or inappropriate, there's no real reason to turn him down.

I'm sure every tattoo artist dreams of a never-ending parade of sorority girls who want tramp stamps and crotch butterflies but these guys gotta pay rent and buy booze like anyone else.
 
Luthiel
2008-01-21 6:15:54 AM  
Meh. I was expecting to see the guy get the faceguard tattooed on there, too.
 
buttsmckracken
2008-01-21 6:30:24 AM  
Who are the Patriots and why would one get their corporate logo tattooed on their head?
 
Cheesehead_Dave [OhFark]
2008-01-21 6:43:12 AM  
Angelo Moore: I hope he gets the face mask part, too.

And the little green dot on the back.
 
Leeroy Jenkems
2008-01-21 6:48:44 AM  
buttsmckracken: Who are the Patriots

You know exactly who the Patriots are, don't lie you biatch. GTFO the sports tab you limey fark, no one likes you.
 
bacccc
2008-01-21 7:35:11 AM  
"I feel like I'm part of the Patriots now!"

You really can't fix stupid, can you?
 
sephjnr
2008-01-21 8:03:17 AM  
wake me up when a Rams fan does the same.
 
8astardo
2008-01-21 8:13:08 AM  
Oh, New Hampshire.
 
keylock71
2008-01-21 8:19:48 AM  
This guy is a farking retard... of course, folks like him are part of the reason I have a good job.


/GO Patriots!
 
OMO
2008-01-21 8:29:30 AM  
Let me get this straight.

An absolute loser validates his self-esteem and self-worth by abnormally linking his pathetic life with his pro football team?

And he's from Boston?

No fhacking way.
 
keylock71
2008-01-21 8:39:04 AM  
OMO: Let me get this straight.

An absolute loser validates his self-esteem and self-worth by abnormally linking his pathetic life with his pro football team?

And he's from Boston?

No fhacking way.


Yeah, he's from New Hampshire...geography's not your strong suit, eh champ?
 
rumpelstiltskin
2008-01-21 8:55:00 AM  
sephjnr: wake me up when a Rams fan does the same.

How about a Buckeye fan?
It would start with just a stripe, but he could get a helmet sticker every time he scores a new chick. Or whatever, since he may not be scoring that much if he did this.

/Please please please someone reading this be stupid enough to do it?
 
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