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(Breitbart.com)   Eight hospitalized after eating "questionable muffins," aka "loaded with cannabis." In related news, The Questionable Muffins would be a great band name   (breitbart.com) divider line
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mrcookieface
2008-01-20 10:27:40 PM  
...Or an awful porn film.
 
Ghastly [TotalFark]
2008-01-20 10:47:08 PM  
Martha would like a word with you.
 
neapoi [TotalFark]
2008-01-20 11:25:04 PM  
Quit submitting headlines Dave Barry.
 
ScubaDude1960
2008-01-20 11:32:42 PM  
Every now and then I read a story about somebody admitted to the hospital for "marijuana intoxication." WTF... reefer is non-toxic (I suppose if you ate 50 pounds of it). And just how do they treat it... lots of Coke and Doritos, and a Cheech and Chong movie?
 
Gavino
2008-01-20 11:40:43 PM  
ScubaDude1960: Every now and then I read a story about somebody admitted to the hospital for "marijuana intoxication." WTF... reefer is non-toxic (I suppose if you ate 50 pounds of it). And just how do they treat it... lots of Coke and Doritos, and a Cheech and Chong movie?

I was told eating 2lbs would OD a normal person. That's a HELL of a lot of weed though.

/I'm allergic so can't have any :(
 
radioman_
2008-01-21 12:15:52 AM  
I was a weed eater back in the day. I'd eat it right out of the bag - no brownies for me. I liked the head much better than smoking it. Bigger, harder, longer, but it did use up a lot of weed. A few times I ate so much weed I suffered from what I guess could be called marijuana intoxication. Being allergic to police and knowing from experience that I wasn't going to die I waited it out and didn't go to the hospital. But I can see a non-head getting freaked out and going to the emergency room. Very plausible scenario.
 
teto85 [TotalFark]
2008-01-21 12:28:56 AM  
I prefer the brownies to the muffins.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2008-01-21 12:42:08 AM  
Some people like cupcakes better. I, for one, care less for them.
 
queezyweezel
2008-01-21 12:54:17 AM  
ScubaDude1960: Every now and then I read a story about somebody admitted to the hospital for "marijuana intoxication." WTF... reefer is non-toxic (I suppose if you ate 50 pounds of it). And just how do they treat it... lots of Coke and Doritos, and a Cheech and Chong movie?

If you've never had marijuana before, and are unaware that you just consumed a lot of it, it might just throw you off a bit when you are overwhelmed by the intense high that is caused by ingesting it.

I used to smoke, and I'd want to kick someones ass if they dosed my without telling me. (same goes for any illicit substance, alcohol included)

/not everyone likes being extremely high for a long period of time.
 
Stealthdozer
2008-01-21 4:15:22 AM  
Inexact butter spread on Questionable Muffins FTW!!
 
Topher200
2008-01-21 4:16:34 AM  
neapoi: Quit submitting headlines Dave Barry.

He strikes again!

/I'm just bitter that you beat me
 
NicoFinn
2008-01-21 4:16:41 AM  
Much better than Limp Bizkit-- the worst band name of all time.

queezyweezel: I used to smoke, and I'd want to kick someones ass if they dosed my without telling me.

Ditto. I'd have to kill someone.
 
Trinilos
2008-01-21 4:17:50 AM  
ScubaDude1960: Every now and then I read a story about somebody admitted to the hospital for "marijuana intoxication." WTF... reefer is non-toxic (I suppose if you ate 50 pounds of it). And just how do they treat it... lots of Coke and Doritos, and a Cheech and Chong movie?

Don't know if this was the case in this story, but I've been slipped a muffin before that had weed in it and I didn't know.

Seriously, that shiat freaks you out. If it's planned? Awesome. If it's not planned and totally unexpected? You think you're gonna die. Especially if you've never felt it that strong before.

/punched the guy in the face
//got free snacks later
 
AsprinBurn
2008-01-21 4:20:28 AM  
Sure, if you were starting some kind of gay band or something.

/Is it a gay band?
 
cryinoutloud [BareFark]
2008-01-21 4:21:29 AM  
queezyweezel:
I used to smoke, and I'd want to kick someones ass if they dosed my without telling me. (same goes for any illicit substance, alcohol included)
/not everyone likes being extremely high for a long period of time.

If you weren't used to it--imagine if you'd never even smoked it before--and you suddenly became stoned out of your mind, you might freak out a little.

Kind of like how our government used to dose unknowing subjects with LSD to see how it affected them. Niiiiice.
 
fishsticks
2008-01-21 4:23:45 AM  
Hell, "loaded with cannabis" would be a killer band name.
 
Wulfhardt
2008-01-21 4:25:07 AM  
Also sounds like a slang way of referring to a girl you suspect might be a dude.
 
JSTACAT
2008-01-21 4:26:55 AM  
i cant believe someone in their right mind would complain about that!
 
Jamieboy
2008-01-21 4:27:29 AM  
AsprinBurn: Sure, if you were starting some kind of gay band or something.

/Is it a gay band?

Yes.
I am a member of Questionable Muffins and I'm amused by this thread.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-01-21 4:29:31 AM  
What do you say we guys go down to the beach, and shoot some clams?
 
JSTACAT
2008-01-21 4:29:50 AM  
QuestionableMuffins . com will be avail for 5 min....
 
AaaPha
2008-01-21 4:32:19 AM  
ScubaDude1960: reefer is non-toxic

Not true, otherwise they wouldn't call it "intoxicated". It just has a ridiculously high LD50. Just because something's poisoning you doesn't mean it's going to kill you (ignoring the long-term lung damage obviously).

Not anti-pot by a long shot, enjoyed a nice blob of black hashish this weekend, but the hippy "It's harmless" attitude is as incorrect as the antipuff crew's "Devil's weed" crap.

Know what you're doing and take responsibility for the results, and never, ever trust the medical opinion of a guy in tie-dye.

/Buried a mate of mine last year, chronic lung disease, made it to 52.
//The endless bongs probably had something to do with it.
 
zipcarol
2008-01-21 4:32:32 AM  
I read that as "a great brand name"

"While you're out pick up a package of Questionable Muffins."
 
phunkey_monkey
2008-01-21 4:34:12 AM  
Another liberal monkey sucker is gonna be someones girlfriend in the slammer.

I hope he gets raped on a daily basis. He deserves it.
 
William_Pilgrim
2008-01-21 4:35:31 AM  
O.K. now, bear with me-

You know that Darren Aronofsky meth campaign? The one with all the shocking graphics and implied horror?

I wonder how they would do that with pot?

'Don't smoke blunts, because things might be too tasty'

Or

'Don't smoke pot, because things may be too funny'


Discuss.
 
AaaPha
2008-01-21 4:36:01 AM  
JSTACAT: QuestionableMuffins . com will be avail for 5 min....

Not even that long...

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wengkius
2008-01-21 4:36:52 AM  
JSTACAT: QuestionableMuffins . com will be avail for 5 min....

That's so funny because the first thing I before even seeing your post was to check GoDaddy to see if it's available (it was). I almost registered it but backed out because I didn't know what to do with it. Come to think of it... it'd be a nice name for a blog or something. Ideas anyone?
 
wengkius
2008-01-21 4:38:47 AM  
AaaPha: JSTACAT: QuestionableMuffins . com will be avail for 5 min....

Not even that long...

wengkius: JSTACAT: QuestionableMuffins . com will be avail for 5 min....

That's so funny because the first thing I before even seeing your post was to check GoDaddy to see if it's available (it was). I almost registered it but backed out because I didn't know what to do with it. Come to think of it... it'd be a nice name for a blog or something. Ideas anyone?

Damnit!!!!
 
AaaPha
2008-01-21 4:39:02 AM  
phunkey_monkey: Another liberal monkey sucker is gonna be someones girlfriend in the slammer.

I hope he gets raped on a daily basis. He deserves it.

I notice in your profile that you're unable to spell the word "Los". I'm amazed your post didn't come out ":iberal".
 
AaaPha
2008-01-21 4:40:16 AM  
wengkius: (it was)

Good gods that was fast. Someone's on the ball today.
 
JSTACAT
2008-01-21 4:42:21 AM  
wengkius 2008-01-21 04:36:52 AM
JSTACAT: QuestionableMuffins . com will be avail for 5 min....

That's so funny because the first thing I before even seeing your post was to check GoDaddy to see if it's available (it was). I almost registered it but backed out because I didn't know what to do with it. Come to think of it... it'd be a nice name for a blog or something. Ideas anyone?


DAYUM!
i make a juoke when i shoulda....

well there,s more of that somewhere round here...
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Dastardly_Crapsack
2008-01-21 4:42:21 AM  
This next dish is called 'eggs erroneous'...
 
shadowwake
2008-01-21 4:43:34 AM  
god... why would anyone go to the hospital after being stoned... go to the park, take in a movie... order a large pizza with everything and finish that mario or sonic game you've been meaning to beat.
 
JSTACAT
2008-01-21 4:48:14 AM  
The 'straight' uptight, unaware type bozo will get very self conscious and embarrassed at their wasted soul

and freak the fark out....
if she's wearing a lot of perfume it is wise to offer Catnip...
 
DosMas
2008-01-21 4:48:20 AM  
Dastardly_Crapsack: This next dish is called 'eggs erroneous'...

does that dish come as part of the grand slam breakfast or do you have to order it separately?
 
crazynickstyle
2008-01-21 5:08:05 AM  
I like this kind of sloppy muffin.

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Infinite Insanity
2008-01-21 5:13:19 AM  
People are so uptight. The other day I, on break from work, walk into my usual restaurant. The girls, in addition to charging me half price like usual, gave me a cookie shaped like a cannabis leaf. So I say "weed cookies huh?" to which she replies. "No, hash" and starts giggling like a school girl. Apparently she had eaten about 7. That one cookie farked me up right good.

/Was a fun and different night.
 
Moonfisher
2008-01-21 5:14:43 AM  
I imagine you may run to the hospital for something like that so you can avoid being accused of any wrongdoing by your employer. My employer does regular drug tests. If someone drugged me, you bet I would want a hospital record of it so I can save my job.
 
TheFatManCometh
2008-01-21 5:24:02 AM  
theonion.com

Wanted for questioning....

Also wanted... probably for the wrong reasons:

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jso2897
2008-01-21 5:39:28 AM  
phunkey_monkey: Another liberal monkey sucker is gonna be someones girlfriend in the slammer.

I hope he gets raped on a daily basis. He deserves it.

Too bad. The little dweeb with the Che Guevera t-shirt stole your girlfriend. Quit whining and learn to fark better.
 
TheFatManCometh
2008-01-21 5:39:54 AM  
jso2897: phunkey_monkey: Another liberal monkey sucker is gonna be someones girlfriend in the slammer.

I hope he gets raped on a daily basis. He deserves it.

Too bad. The little dweeb with the Che Guevera t-shirt stole your girlfriend. Quit whining and learn to fark better.

THIS
 
olivier
2008-01-21 5:56:03 AM  
A lot more information there. http://www.ctv.ca/

Actually before going to the hospital some kids started passing out explaining their little trip to the hospital.
 
Scifientologist
2008-01-21 6:02:15 AM  
Questionable Muffins would be a great band name
Awww hell ya.
 
tafka
2008-01-21 6:20:33 AM  
We're Mystik Spiral. But we're thinking of changing the name.
 
aar0on
2008-01-21 6:23:06 AM  
"loaded with cannabis" would at least be a more accurate band name.
 
evilfuzzymonster
2008-01-21 6:35:14 AM  
I think my punk band just found our name, or at least some inspiration for one.
 
dial999
2008-01-21 6:56:57 AM  
Decisions, decisions. Do I go for the dubious doughnuts or the suspect scones? Where is Homer when I need him?
 
The bomb is at B
2008-01-21 7:13:55 AM  
These muffins smell skunky.
 
Snes
2008-01-21 7:28:54 AM  
Relatively Obscure: Some people like cupcakes better. I, for one, care less for them.

+1

/Still wonders what a scapular is.
 
kruppz
2008-01-21 7:34:06 AM  
Too pretentious.
I wouldn't listen to a band named Questionable Muffins.

/bass player for Unexplained Bacon.
 
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