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(Canoe)   Jinxed dealership explodes. Again.   ( divider line
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2731 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Aug 2001 at 9:31 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-02 09:54:12 AM  
"Fire inspector Bill Edwards estimated the damage was between $800,000 and $1 million."

So that's, what, a $1.25(US)?
2001-08-02 09:54:28 AM  
2001-08-02 09:55:30 AM  
DAMMIT 14 seconds too late again...time to blow up another dealership, (oops)
2001-08-02 10:22:16 AM  
So was he making a profit or was he losing a lot of money? Obviouslty the Mafia was someho....uuggg..owww....stop.
2001-08-02 10:36:00 AM  
Actually, Badger, that was 16 seconds.
2001-08-02 10:44:19 AM  
Pieces of ceiling fell on a customer but the man was not hurt. There were no serious injuries, police said.

Thank God it wasn't a GAP mannequin!
2001-08-02 11:51:53 AM  
boom boom boom.... stupid Mazda
2001-08-02 12:20:18 PM  
Perhaps they should just sell Pintos.
2001-08-02 12:21:25 PM  
doo dah, doo dah
2001-08-02 12:44:52 PM  
Some Ford cars/trucks use(d) mazda and yamaha engines.
Coincidently, those were the ones that didn't suck ass.

Friend o' mine a Ford truck with a Japanese engine in it, the thing refused to die. The odometer went around once already, which means that it was over 400,000 kms :)
2001-08-02 01:25:13 PM  
OTIS: good call.
2001-08-02 01:54:52 PM  
This is one of those sentences you just don't expect to see the word "again" after.
2001-08-02 02:01:14 PM  
heheh.. the caption was enuf to make me laugh.. *smirks*
2001-08-02 02:24:21 PM  
I just want to make sure that everybody understands that I was only kidding and the Mafia was not involved in any way shape or form.
2001-08-02 05:12:26 PM  
Maybe some arsonist was just tired of the dealerships' stupid commercials. I know I am, and I would sure like to set some used car lots on fire.
2001-08-02 06:18:48 PM  
And to think that all this time, the media had me convinced that Mazdas were Japanese cars. Silly of me, eh?

-he who stacks pork
2001-08-02 06:46:28 PM  
"So come on down for your next new car. We're blowin' the shiat out of high prices!".
2001-08-03 12:06:30 AM  
Who remembers that scene from "Used Cars"?

"Twentynine ninety five? That's too farkin' high" ka-BOOM!
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