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(The Smoking Gun)   Mug shot of the guy who misled police about Home Depot sniper   ( divider line
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22897 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Oct 2002 at 8:15 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-19 04:57:54 PM  

I don't think the guy should go to jail. No sirree. I got something better. Post this mugshot all over the DC/Maryland/VA area. Then everybody who walks past this guy, or waits on him in a store or whatever, is allowed to give him a good punch to the head/gut/genitals/etc. At least this is what I'd like to do with him.

LOL! I was thinking something similar. Just make him wear a white sweatshirt with a big bulls-eye on the front and back, and make him walk everywhere he wants to go.
2002-10-19 05:05:27 PM  
Sentence the dumbass to pumping gas at stations near major highways.
2002-10-19 05:14:56 PM  
Okay, I'm seeking the truth here on this money thing, and so far I've found the Columbian Drug Lord-Cement connection. Researching the dangers of cement led me to the fact that the official wildflower of Tennessee is the passion flower. I'm thinking there's a connection with either the Anti-Botanist Society of America or the Christian Coalition. Should I just keep following the money on this, or am I on the right track?
2002-10-19 05:16:23 PM  
along with the dumbass Guardian Angels?
2002-10-19 05:16:49 PM  
Dang, my research links were stripped from that. I'll put them here.
2002-10-19 05:17:37 PM  
I'm seeking the truth behind money shots... and doing lots of research using evidence I've collected on DVD :-)
2002-10-19 05:19:39 PM  
Good call, clevershark . . . obviously, the passion flower is a code name for the pr0n industry. The truth is out there!
2002-10-19 05:20:49 PM  
BTW... ever seen that "Mad TV" episode with "The XXX Files"... now that was comedy!
2002-10-19 05:21:59 PM  
I'm with you on this. I think this guy saw too much and now they're trying to shut him up. I bet they even messed up his hair just to make him look less credible. And what kind of name is Matthew Marshall Dowdy? Sounds made-up to me.
2002-10-19 05:29:39 PM  

You clearly are farking around. Obviously you have nothing SUBSTANTIAL to contribute to any discussion about the common currency that is in our everyday realities. Can anyone farking come up with SUBSTANTIAL information on this topic? Who?

If not, then who, pray tell, has a better grip on our shared reality? I'm tackling just ONE issue at a time so that we can see who has a better grip on reality here on this board. I have initiated a challenge on this board and no one has yet to step up to the plate--that I know of at this moment as I type this.

I have lots of good money urls that are on the money with regards to this money issue--I just want to see IF anyone on this board can spar with me on this issue. Go ahead and make my day.
2002-10-19 05:34:09 PM  
Okay, I've got it. We know porno's involved somehow, and what's the biggest name in pr0n? Ron Jeremy, of course! A simple web search turns up a writeup* of 'Pornosonic' by reviewer Matthew Carlin . . . obviously no one other than the man of the hour, Matthew Marshall Dowdy under an alias, since Mr. Carlin's picture is suspiciously absent from the review. Which brings us to shadowy figure at the very top of the conspiracy: none other than George Carlin** himself. Who would have guessed?

2002-10-19 05:36:37 PM  

I don't have a lot of time.. getting ready to go out for dinner. But, let me take a stab at this...

Dollar bills we use are actually Federal Reserve Notes. Notes recognized and backed by the US Goverment as legal tender for all debts (public and private).

Am I close?
2002-10-19 05:37:46 PM  
It's kinda boring making fun of a guy who can't even figure out that people are farking with him... it's kinda like tripping a blind guy, or cursing at the deaf.
2002-10-19 05:49:50 PM  

Careful when you are making fun at groups of people, as I am in the latter of your example, as I'm severely hearing-impaired. It's really low of you to to say that, even though you had no idea of my hearing status. Have you no shame? If you are so clever, perhaps you can come up with more SUBSTANTIAL information than Maynard's attempt? Come on guys, stop blowing hot air and start coming up with reality-based facts about money. Where's the beef? Show me your muscle of your mind. Show me.


Nice try and thanks for trying, but that is only the nominal description of money that we use. You named the source of the money; good. Now tell me who controls that source?


Does anyone here have any SUBSTANTIAL, reality-based information about the money that nearly all of us use? Demonstrate your grip on the reality of that.
2002-10-19 05:50:04 PM  
I think the comedy peaked around "Toraque . . .I did not see anything relevant to the topic under discussion." right before a nearly straight segue into US currency conspiracies. Considering that we were talking about the DC sniper attacks, the irony was sublime.
You're right, though. I kinda feel like I've been running a tel-e-prompter for Ray Charles for the last hour or so.
2002-10-19 05:51:36 PM  
I'm just saying that you have no grip at all on the reality that we're all making fun of you.

Heck, you even missed the point of my last message entirely.

Take a farking Haldol, it'll make you feel better.
2002-10-19 06:00:42 PM  
i want to believe!
2002-10-19 06:05:14 PM  
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2002-10-19 06:06:26 PM  

I have been very clear from the get-go that you have been making fun of me from the get-go. WTF makes you think that I am not aware of this?

I am carrying on in this thread only to see if anyone has a better grip on a reality that we all share--money. Come on and prove to me in your own words and backed up by supporting urls that you understand the nature of the money that we use and who contols the issue of it. I dare you.

If none of you can meet my gantlet that I have thrown to you, then I must conclude that you have no grip on the money reality, thus you will continue to be laughed at by those who laugh all the way to the banks of their creation. Pathetic is all I can say.
2002-10-19 06:09:52 PM  
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2002-10-19 06:11:18 PM  
~high five's shark~
2002-10-19 06:13:08 PM  
OMG Clevershark you are too funny!

You should have brought up the Zionists or Illuminati too :-))
2002-10-19 06:14:13 PM  
2002-10-19 06:16:39 PM  
use him to demonstrate the new models of woodchippers on sale now at Home Depot.
2002-10-19 06:18:36 PM  
Let me guess, Tarzan. You have "trademarked" your name and file "land patents". Am I right?
2002-10-19 06:18:43 PM  
You never refuted my research that proved George Carlin controls all US currency. And I even gave you supporting links, too.
2002-10-19 06:23:18 PM  
i will tell you who controls *my* money - my ol' lady. :)
2002-10-19 06:24:20 PM  
You named the source of the money; good. Now tell me who controls that source?

The Federal Reserve is a independent board that is composed of 7 members. One of which is the Chairman. Each Governor is nominated by the President and must be confirmed by the Senate. Each Governor has a 14 year term. The Chairman is also nominated by the president and confirmed by the Senate. His term is for four years.

By stating that the board is independet does not mean it acts in a void. The indenent part means that actions taken by the board do not have to be approved by Congress. However, since the Reserve acts under the guidence of the US Congress, any and all actions taken by it can be changed by way of a Congressional Resolution.

So, to answer your question, the US Congress ultimately controls the source.

Now, I am about to leave. Feel free to email me with any replies you have. Also, anyone who wishes to watch or participate.

Also, to the Mods, please forgive me for threadjacking.
2002-10-19 06:24:35 PM  
Since money is the vehicle for Tarzan's argument. Let me shine some light into the dark. There is an old saying that many people do not hold true. It is what this country was founded on. It appears on every single U.S. Federal Reserve Note that is passed between parties for whatever reason, from drugs, sex, bribes, lies, and greed, to food, concerts, paychecks, college funds, etc. You get the picture. That saying is in God we trust. It is so sad that we have created for ourselves, a society that trusts more in money than in the Creator who allowed you to make the choices you make everyday. Oh, and the second letter of the alphabet is B.
2002-10-19 06:24:38 PM  
Maynard~Nice try and thanks for trying, but that is only the nominal description of money that we use. You named the source of the money; good. Now tell me who controls that source?

Samuel Clemens?
2002-10-19 06:27:02 PM  
He went to the Home Depot because he was busy renovating his second guest bedroom and the master bathroom in his house. Yeah, that's the ticket...
2002-10-19 06:32:40 PM  
Now tell me who controls that source?- obviously the Free Masons, probably the ones that built the pyramid on the back of the dollar bill(US) with the all seeing eye of 'God' above it.
interesting side note tho not verified by myself as I don't even have a dollar bill:
The Eagle always wants to face the olive branch,
but in time of war, his gaze turns toward the arrows. They say that the number
13 is an unlucky number. This is almost a worldwide belief. You will usually
never see a room numbered 13, or any hotels or motels with a 13th floor. But
think about this: 13 original colonies, 13 signers of the Declaration of
Independence, 13 stripes on our flag, 13 steps on the Pyramid, 13 letters in
the Latin above, 13 letters in "E Pluribus Unum", 13 stars above the Eagle,
13 plumes of feathers on each span of the Eagle's wing, 13 bars on that shield,
13 leaves on the olive branch, 13 fruits, and if you look closely, 13 arrows.
And for minorities: the 13th Amendment.
2002-10-19 06:35:56 PM  
Anyone else notice that they're giving him the three-name label? Matthew Marshall Dowdy. Lee Harvey Oswald. James Earl Ray.

Isn't it supposed to be a big deal that only the assassins and people who succeed in killing people get thier three name label? I seem to remember reading something about this some time back. It was presented with John Hinkley as evidence, because he didn't kill Reagan so he was only two names.
I don't remember what they said about Sirhan Sirhan or Jack Ruby.

Oh well.
2002-10-19 06:37:26 PM  
lemme guess, cabin in montana, never had sex, hates his family
2002-10-19 06:39:09 PM  
It would have been Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan, and that's just too strange. As for Jack Ruby, he didn't kill anyone and if you think he did, I've got a site that says you're wrong.
2002-10-19 06:41:19 PM  
side note from:''
results of a gws, not from a site i visit(or revisit) very often, once so far, only in response to Tarzans question. gws- google web search- not gay web sex. i do not know tarzan or any of these reborn fanatics of any religion.
2002-10-19 06:45:38 PM  
Damn, this guy is one farking idiot, to say the least! Why would he mislead the fuzz? Holy dummscheiss Batman! Er ist ein ficken Arschloch! Now excuse me while I go play TFC. I think I shall select... the sniper.
2002-10-19 06:49:30 PM  
2002-10-19 06:58:25 PM  

Again nice try.

This url, which has the profound book, Secrets of the Federal Reserve, written by Eustace Mullins, a reknowned scholar of solid reputation. Although it was written many decades ago, it is totally relevant today. It's SOLID and SUBSTANTIAL.

Although I have a lot of urls on this topic alone, I rest my case on the Mullin book alone.

Find out who's really laughing all the way to THEIR banks. Ignorance sure is bliss for the bankers. The joke's truly, factually on you guys.
2002-10-19 07:02:18 PM  
O J Simpson
2002-10-19 07:03:13 PM  
Get it? Three names? He's guilty, I say! Or is it OJ Simpson? Eh, whatever.
2002-10-19 07:09:42 PM  
Perhaps, Schulte, he didn't think he was misleading them. Perhaps the nature of the culprits was so self evident to him that he just had to concoct an eye-witness account to make them listen.

Just kidding. I don't think that's the case, but it sure happens all the time. People lying their asses off because they KNOW the truth and other people won't believe them, so the say they've SEEN it with their OWN eyes.

Sigh. Federal Reserve "secrets" indeed. From where do these goobers escape?
2002-10-19 07:14:07 PM  
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2002-10-19 07:29:27 PM  
I think Fark's on autopilot...
2002-10-19 07:38:19 PM  
Big Tuna~

That's a useful "Red Herring" link. I bookmarked it; however, I am not doing any kind of "red herring" act as you are implying, though I plead no-contest to a charge of thread-jacking, as Fark's on auto-pilot.

Here's a latest report from the CIA, Center for an Informed America:

It relates to the money issue, plus a lot more.

Lol, Gear Jammer. A suggestion: change the caption to "Follow the money!", por favor.
2002-10-19 07:40:14 PM  
Oh god, we need a new link! Fark gods have mercy on us!! If I hear one more crazy half-assed comment coming from some conspiracy theorist I'm going to puke.
2002-10-19 07:55:45 PM  

Go ahead and puke, lol. Then take the red pill.

To help Duke puke some more, here's good link that is related to the sniper-aspect of this thread, to wit:

And Dude, just what is "crazy and half-a$$ed about my commentaries? Remember to attack the idea/opinions, not the messenger. Use the muscle of your mind. Where's the beef?
2002-10-19 08:09:12 PM  
2002-10-19 08:21:59 PM  
Tarzan is this a picture of you?

Also, this mugshot mister should be THOUROUGHLY ASHAMED OF HIMSELF!
2002-10-19 08:49:57 PM  
Then there are those of us who make a lot of money and don't give a rats ass who controls the federal reserve as long as I can go to the bank, get some money, and then go shopping for goodies for my computer, xbox, and ps2. Plus a quick trip by a store to buy a gift for my girlfriend. Ahhhh, the life of a welthy consumer.

Now, all you tinfoil hat wearing individuals who want to spend all your time trying to find truth and pattern in a caotic and completely random world, go right ahead. While your doing that, I'll be busy getting my game on, with sort breaks inbetween to read some fark, and fark my girlfriend.
Enjoy your life foilies because I know I'll enjoy mine.
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