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(I-Mockery)   I-Mockery now on a new server. Would like ol' "Fark Stress Test"   ( divider line
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1816 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Oct 2002 at 8:54 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-18 05:39:56 PM  
huked on phonetics wurked fer me.
2002-10-18 06:07:37 PM  
OK you asked for it...
2002-10-18 08:57:21 PM  
holding up pretty well right now
2002-10-18 08:58:57 PM  
try and do a good deed and i get rewarded with pop-ups
2002-10-18 08:59:38 PM  
I get no pop-ups.
2002-10-18 09:00:31 PM  
Your review of Manowar uses the words "cock rock" a disturbing amount of times. Otherwise, it loads up pretty fast!
2002-10-18 09:01:21 PM  
I surrender to the pop-up.
2002-10-18 09:02:30 PM  
Worked beautifully, especially for a .ass-p

Good job!
2002-10-18 09:06:18 PM  
Works great for a Friday night ASS.

I mean, unh.. coz everyone is out. You know

Doing stuff.

other that fark.

2002-10-18 09:11:10 PM  
CMON, we can fark it!....
2002-10-18 09:11:34 PM  
Works fine and Manowar rocks!
2002-10-18 09:16:28 PM  
A wee bit slow, but fine none the less...

Wheres the "X farkers have clicked this link" counter at? I havent seen it recently

2002-10-18 09:17:44 PM  
The ol' "boost my traffic by pretending to test my new server" test. I know your game!
2002-10-18 09:18:52 PM  
Lame site, fast server.
Did anyone else find Ahhhnold's commercial even mildly amusing?
2002-10-18 09:19:49 PM  
put a bunch of boobies on it.

nothing there worth stress testing.
2002-10-18 09:24:29 PM  
Its friday night, try it monday morning.
2002-10-18 09:29:37 PM  
Kind of slow. God I love the pop ups.
2002-10-18 09:30:58 PM  
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2002-10-18 09:32:40 PM  
Thanks for testing it out everybody. Some files are still getting moved around here 'n there, so if you encounter any problems please let me know. Glad everything's running smoothly so far.

Your review of Manowar uses the words "cock rock" a disturbing amount of times

I concur haha, but tell that to the guy who actually reviewed it, not me bub. ;)
2002-10-18 09:40:55 PM  
That Doctor Bactine page is hilarious!

"Im a haemophiliac. What do i do?

Well, Dizzy, I'm just an old country Doctor and I may be a bit behind the curve, but I think you bleed without clotting."
2002-10-18 09:48:31 PM  
Popup server working: check
2002-10-18 09:51:40 PM  
2002-10-18 09:53:13 PM  
Popup server working: check

Ha, the popups are quite tame compared to many other large sites out there. I've got 'em set to only pop-up once per session or once every 48+ hours. When ya run a big site, and provide free entertainment for thousands o' people, ya gotta offset the costs somehow. And ads are one of the only ways to do it (though the merchandise can help too.)

Thanks for helpin out with the tests...
2002-10-18 09:54:33 PM  
OK, I clicked the link but no money came out. What am I doing wrong? WHERE'S MY MONEY?!?
2002-10-18 09:55:03 PM  
Loaded up fine for me. After I closed the pop-up. Let's try it again Monday, say... around 2:00pm Eastern.
2002-10-18 09:58:23 PM  
Let's try it again Monday, say... around 2:00pm Eastern.

Heh, yeah I was hoping that's when they'd have the link up, but it got bumped up in the queue. Can't complain though, it's already holding up better than the last one did haha.
2002-10-18 10:05:16 PM  
unfunny site with annoying popups
yup - good job
2002-10-18 10:08:08 PM  
working for me
2002-10-18 10:11:33 PM  
I-mock runs good as allways.

Oh, and now you can download the best robot fighting game straight from the frontpage! Give Cyborg justice a try today and you may not need another game for the rest of this year.
2002-10-18 10:12:48 PM  
Calling Opera using farkers.
Open Opera.
Click Link to I-Mockery.
Right Click .. "Reload Every.. 5 seconds"

Let's get this stress test started! >:-D
2002-10-18 10:24:46 PM  
Works just fine so far.
2002-10-18 10:33:17 PM  
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Complimentary sticker for I-Mockery!
2002-10-18 10:40:06 PM  
better yet.....
- Opens Loadrunner
- records quick script
- 100 vUsers/ 0 think time
- start
2002-10-18 11:00:47 PM  
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The website that is.
2002-10-18 11:01:24 PM  
I could have about 40 computers give you the Ping-O-Death if you'd like.
2002-10-18 11:10:53 PM  
Server ... cannot ... take much more! It's gonna blow! RUN FOR YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES!
2002-10-19 12:04:53 AM  
awesome,my favorite site is lightning fast!
always view with a bowl of boo-berry
2002-10-19 01:27:23 AM  
I could have about 40 computers give you the Ping-O-Death if you'd like.

Haha, no I think I like having a web site that works. ;)

The stress test is going great so far, thanks again farkers. Feels good to see the site without any broken images. Keep the stress tests coming...

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2002-10-19 01:57:11 AM  
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Gary.. I liked this site better when it was called X-E.
Shaddup Wyatt..

Congrats on the new server, I-Mockery. :)
2002-10-19 01:59:06 AM  
Loaded faster than a baby's diaper.
2002-10-19 03:43:13 AM  
I-mockery does rock. The greeting cards especially. Nothing says I care that a card with a gun pic that says 'Thinking of you'. Good stuff. Go I-mockery!!
2002-10-19 04:04:03 AM  
I think the rom hack reviews are pretty damn funny. No red X's now.

2002-10-19 08:29:59 AM  
Go to hell, Drewcifer!
2002-10-19 05:38:26 PM  
Dr. Bactine makes me laugh.
2002-10-19 09:29:57 PM  
yah but you're still a wanker for using popups, capitialist pig! ;)

Why am I complaining.. I'm using Opera with it set to no pop up on a linux box.

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