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(Some Guy)   Mosque workers in Dharapuram shocked to discover someone threw a piece of pork into the mosque during the night. Bonus: The incident prompted police to "beef up security"   (newindpress.com) divider line
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birdmanesq
2008-01-03 5:10:24 PM  
Well I guess McDonalds is going to have to cross the mosque at Kannan Nagar off their list of destinations for the McRib farewell tour.
 
Savian
2008-01-03 5:18:23 PM  
I have a friend who, when some situation probably won't end well, will say "That'll go over like a porkchop in a Mosque." Can't wait to tell him about this story.
 
Muta
2008-01-03 5:19:00 PM  
Will they have to burn the Mosque down?

If so then the score is, Allah 0 Jesus 1
 
Il Douchey
2008-01-03 5:22:07 PM  
Has anyone seen my bacon bookmark?

/lost my place in the Koran
 
ga362
2008-01-03 5:22:49 PM  
I think we ought to dip all the ammunition used in Iraq in pigs blood.
 
anthrax0r
2008-01-03 5:25:09 PM  
I'm sure this will end rationally and will in no way result in the bombing and/or killing of others.
 
azazyel
2008-01-03 5:25:11 PM  
That's nothing after 9/11 a guy brought a can a gasoline and a gun to the mosque near my house. Got to love small minded idiots, I think he's out jail now.
 
JabbaTheButt
2008-01-03 5:25:18 PM  
Bibbity bobbity BACON!
 
pinch_harmonics
2008-01-03 5:26:21 PM  
Hey guys, I heard the McRib is coming back!!
 
omris
2008-01-03 5:29:03 PM  
say what you will about the religion of peace, but what church in america could come up with 5000 people to do an angry protest within hours? THAT is faith.

you might be able to swing it here, but it would be more along the lines of a virtual kool-aid drinking, track-suit wearing fad on MySpace.
 
BrianJLG
2008-01-03 5:30:08 PM  
Here in the Houston area there was a pig farmer who owned land adjacent to a mosque. He had some sort of dispute with the terrorists - er, I mean Muslims, so he held pig races every time they held a function or whatever it is the goofs do. They hated it, heh heh.
 
BrianJLG
2008-01-03 5:32:48 PM  
Jesus! This was in my town and I didn't realize it... Anyway. I guess the Muzzies wanted to build a mosque by this dude's pig farm. Hence the pig races on Friday, heh heh.

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azazyel
2008-01-03 5:32:55 PM  
BrianJLG: Here in the Houston area there was a pig farmer who owned land adjacent to a mosque. He had some sort of dispute with the terrorists - er, I mean Muslims, so he held pig races every time they held a function or whatever it is the goofs do. They hated it, heh heh.

Dur dur dur.
 
Harry Freakstorm [BareFark]
2008-01-03 5:33:09 PM  
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In other news the United States Air Force announced an ongoing search for a stealth intelligence gathering aircraft. The Secret Quantum Uniform Access Longrange Eavesdropping Robot or SQUEALER disappeared over Dharapuram last night.
 
thedarkshadow
2008-01-03 5:33:23 PM  
omris Quote 2008-01-03 05:29:03 PM
say what you will about the religion of peace, but what church in america could come up with 5000 people to do an angry protest within hours? THAT is faith.

you might be able to swing it here, but it would be more along the lines of a virtual kool-aid drinking, track-suit wearing fad on MySpace.

Faith?

You mean fanaticism I believe. Close but no cigar.
 
JDAT [OhFark]
2008-01-03 5:33:25 PM  
ga362: I think we ought to dip all the ammunition used in Iraq in pigs blood.

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emotion_lotion
2008-01-03 5:33:49 PM  
Man and I thought catholics were up tight.
 
hudef
2008-01-03 5:34:13 PM  
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JDAT [OhFark]
2008-01-03 5:34:22 PM  
Never bring a mosque to a pig fight.
 
lurgid bee
2008-01-03 5:34:38 PM  
"throw a piece of pork into the mosque," is my new official euphemism of the week for sexual intercourse.
 
Gooseycheeks
2008-01-03 5:36:44 PM  
lurgid bee: "throw a piece of pork into the mosque," is my new official euphemism of the week for sexual intercourse.

I was thinking #1 on the "Worst pickup lines to use on a Muslim girl" list.

Hey baby, wanna lil' pork in your mosque?
 
emotion_lotion
2008-01-03 5:36:54 PM  
I'd throw my pork in her mosque?
 
Brave Sir Robin
2008-01-03 5:39:37 PM  
But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good!
 
namegoeshere [TotalFark]
2008-01-03 5:40:17 PM  
I smell... BACON! Bacon, bacon, bacon!

(PS Hey Subby, good headline, but next time lay off the quotation marks. It's funnier if you don't point out how funny it is.)
 
wldncrzy14
2008-01-03 5:42:14 PM  
BrianJLG: heh heh

I can actually -hear- that laugh.
 
gorgor
2008-01-03 5:43:11 PM  
And?
/eat some bacon
 
hudef
2008-01-03 5:43:37 PM  
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/pissing off people just because they are different is so low class
 
solfood
2008-01-03 5:44:46 PM  
We need to beef up security around the W.O.P.R.
 
emotion_lotion
2008-01-03 5:45:30 PM  
/pissing off people that get easily pissed off is often amusing
 
soakitincider
2008-01-03 5:45:33 PM  
maybe we should combat militant islam in the middle east by dumping planefuls of pig parts all over their cities, with notes specifically telling them that it will happen everyday on the hour till they get their shiat together.
 
mmtom
2008-01-03 5:47:43 PM  
omris: say what you will about the religion of peace, but what church in america could come up with 5000 people to do an angry protest within hours? THAT is faith.


The religion of peace and they have angry protests? That seems a bit hypocritical, don't you think? Shouldn't they write letters, or stage hunger strikes and sit-ins, instead of performing suicide bombings?
 
SiriuslyBlack
2008-01-03 5:47:43 PM  
Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.

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hudef
2008-01-03 5:47:46 PM  
Not farking amused!
 
thisisntnamtherearerules
2008-01-03 5:48:18 PM  
I call bullshiat on this one. all they said was a slice of pork.

are we talking pork chop, bacon, deli meat?

how was this muslim able to tell that it was pork if he was not experienced in pork products?

I hope that they found a non muslim to remove the swine, I don't think that it is good for muslims to do that.
 
omris
2008-01-03 5:53:33 PM  
i didn't think anyone really used the phrase religion of peace when trying to make a serious or legitimate argument. leastways not on FARK.

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hudef
2008-01-03 5:54:21 PM  
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tinyarena
2008-01-03 5:54:23 PM  
I'm thinking this whole "worship a higher power" deal may have been a mistake.

/what do you think? hmmmm?
 
lefty201
2008-01-03 5:55:26 PM  
Those SWINE!
 
Anagrammer
2008-01-03 6:01:30 PM  
Whoever did this is probably at home drawing cartoons of Mohammed right now!
 
c.j.
2008-01-03 6:01:44 PM  
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We should send him over there
/like stirring up the ant pile
// That and he can't get them to dance
 
Persepolis
2008-01-03 6:04:28 PM  
thisisntnamtherearerules: how was this muslim able to tell that it was pork if he was not experienced in pork products?

Are you serious or being funny?

In the off chance you're being funny, I'm pretty sure this is akin to a non-smoker (of anything) being able to tell the difference between tobacco and marijuana.
 
Persepolis
2008-01-03 6:06:17 PM  
Persepolis: In the off chance you're being funny,

err. that is to say, serious.
 
SDRR
2008-01-03 6:13:18 PM  

lurgid bee

"throw a piece of pork into the mosque," is my new official euphemism of the week for sexual intercourse.


well done fine sir
 
mark12A
2008-01-03 6:18:10 PM  
Meanwhile, the Hindus riot after security gets beefed up...
 
sorhed
2008-01-03 6:22:01 PM  
Yes, the premise is ridiculous. Yes, there's nothing to fear from a piece of meat.

But it's the intent that matters. Somebody did this out of malice, with the intent to offend and harass a group of people. It's not cool.

Your reactions are just as bad. They're not funny, clever or witty. Just a bunch of American douchebaggery.
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2008-01-03 6:26:42 PM  
Ol' Allah doesn't like any of that porkliness in his house o' worship.

In fact, he gets quite irate.

(That is one of the things that makes religion so damn empty-headed. You have a supposed advanced, all-good, all merciful supreme being who gets pissed off over such trivial shiat. Of course, it's silly superstitious OLD MEN who decide what the big guy wants.)
 
beve
2008-01-03 6:27:15 PM  
Sorry, why is this amusing?

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BrianJLG
2008-01-03 6:28:16 PM  
sorhed: Yes, the premise is ridiculous. Yes, there's nothing to fear from a piece of meat.

But it's the intent that matters. Somebody did this out of malice, with the intent to offend and harass a group of people. It's not cool.

Your reactions are just as bad. They're not funny, clever or witty. Just a bunch of American douchebaggery.

Shove it up your arse, skippy...
 
MadAzza
2008-01-03 6:29:08 PM  
sorhed, how do you know the nationalities of everyone posting? I've never beena ble to figure that one out.

Or maybe that's just my lack of prejudice.
 
MadAzza
2008-01-03 6:30:31 PM  
... and my lack of typing ability.

/freezing cold office
//stiff fingers
 
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