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(Go Memphis)   Meet the new pot, same as the old pot... except it doesn't get you high and you have to stick it up your butt   ( divider line
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370 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Oct 2002 at 5:11 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-17 11:37:18 AM  
Don't knock it till you try it.
This is also how i get my daily dose of beta carotene.
2002-10-17 11:51:26 AM  
In related news: Still no cu-... Oh, wait. They're working on it.
2002-10-17 11:56:18 AM  
It's like he's saying, "don't take my word for it...stick one up your ass!"

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2002-10-17 12:02:12 PM  
kinda takes all the fun out of it.
2002-10-17 12:32:29 PM  
Really changes the social aspect of partying with friends now, doesn't it?

Then again, I really can't think of anything better than having a few hotties next to me with their tails in the air signifying that they are ready to party.

Rock on! It's all good.
2002-10-17 01:27:02 PM  
You know, I bet any decent underground chemist could take a handfull of these, extract the active ingredients and make some bad ass shiat out of it. No pun intended.

On a more serious not, if my options were cramming a legal suppository up my ass versus smoking a illegal ass is staying planted firmly in my chair and I'll take my chances with the cops. This ass says exit only.
2002-10-17 01:33:23 PM  
FarkNArse Yeah, I can see that.

"Ok baby, ready to get high. Bend over. No don't look, you don't want to see this."

"Yes, I do have to push it in and out like this, otherwise it won't work. It'll be about three more minutes."

"Ok, ugh, don't look, almost done, ah, ah, ah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Ok, that's it, now get the fark out of my house. I'm going to go take a bong hit.", penthouse suite, check-ins at 5pm.
2002-10-17 03:53:27 PM  
Umm... I like the taste of marijuana. If I could shove joints up my ass now and get the same effect as smoking it, I wouldnt do it.

Why didnt they at least make it edible.
2002-10-17 05:15:31 PM  
"...can be used to suppress nausea in cancer patients and boost the appetites of AIDS patients."

j00 GOTZ TEH MUNCH13Z!!!!111111111
2002-10-17 05:15:32 PM  
Slayerswine isn't all over this yet?
2002-10-17 05:16:57 PM  
regarding dosing, route, duration, effectiveness, and side effects, i call bullshiat. and i know these things.
2002-10-17 05:17:44 PM  
Funniest headline I've seen in a while.

Now back to my lurker cave.
2002-10-17 05:18:43 PM  
I just want to know how they extract it from the plant without actually having the plant, cause, that's like, you know.. illegal.
2002-10-17 05:18:48 PM  
Perhaps a new plot to turn people away from pot?
2002-10-17 05:18:49 PM  
farking bastards.... one less reason to rally behind for legalization
2002-10-17 05:19:28 PM  
I agree with Ditto. My arse also says 'exit only'. All I can say is 'ow'.
2002-10-17 05:19:32 PM  
No, Slayerswine has inexplicably disappeared, roughly about the time the Sniper attacks started.
2002-10-17 05:19:54 PM  

10-17-02 12:02:12 PM Guy Incognito
kinda takes all the fun out of it.

Oh I wouldn't say that!
2002-10-17 05:20:00 PM  

This ass says exit only.

Man you are in for a rude awakening when you get to be 40 or 45! Unless you get a prostate-ectomy before then.
2002-10-17 05:20:55 PM  
Nice people: 'We don't like what you're doing, so we will only allow you to do it in the most unpleasant way we can devise.'
2002-10-17 05:21:16 PM  
Bahahaha for got to close tag. Pfft, I remembered when I first learned HTML :)
2002-10-17 05:21:55 PM  
I want to get a whole bunch of those, and wrap it up in a phillies blunt, then stick it up my arse !!!

Um, does that sound gay ?

2002-10-17 05:22:16 PM  
For some reason, this brought to mind some DJ Assault lyrics:
Hoes, I got a lot
Biatches, got more than you got
Freaks, that like to lick ass cheeks
Sluts, that take it in the butt

Thank you. Good night ladies and gentlemen.
2002-10-17 05:22:24 PM  
You know what they can do with this invention?
They can take it and . .
2002-10-17 05:22:34 PM  
Kudos to the author....first paragraph is funny!!

"The U.S. Small Business Administration has given a prestigious award to a small business in Oxford, Miss., that is approaching the use of medical marijuana from a different angle. "

A different angle....Hahaha!
2002-10-17 05:23:26 PM  
Because I can't smoke it and I can't swallow pills this would be something I would try. If it has the same side effects as smoking it (dry mouth, appitite increased) it would be a godsend to many ill and termanaly ill patients. The up the butt thing would just be the bonus!
2002-10-17 05:23:54 PM  
Dwg: Ole Miss is where the government has its pot farm to supply the hundred or so patients that are permitted to use it legally. I'm guessing that's why this company is in Oxford, because there sure as hell isn't any other reason to be there.
2002-10-17 05:24:19 PM  
In related news, Preparation H(ashish) is now a new street slang term for pot.

One could now say you were going to shiat and stay on the pot if you were heading for the commode.
2002-10-17 05:24:53 PM  
I thought THC had "NO MEDICAL BENEFITS".... well thats what are government thinks.

Why would people shove something up their ass when its more effective/enjoyable to smoke?

And im sorry, i think there is more health hazards in people sticking things up their ass then smoking 1 joint a day.

I call shananigans

everyone go get your brooms
2002-10-17 05:24:57 PM  
Watch out for your cornhole, bud.
2002-10-17 05:27:36 PM  
C'mon. If there's one group of people out there who deserve to get nice and high, it's the chemo patients.

God forbid their pain and suffering be allieviated for a couple of minutes.

"But Dad, marijuana's illegal!"

"Only for people who enjoy it, sweetie."
2002-10-17 05:27:55 PM  
Erm... I uh.. have been known to take a few other chemical additives. Up the poop chute ain't as bad as it sounds. Real nice, mellow ride. The really weird thing is when you get a friend asking you to help them with theirs ~_^
2002-10-17 05:28:11 PM  
For all the ijiuts that say who needs this, look at my profile.
2002-10-17 05:28:48 PM  
"I'm sorry, Mr. Smith. You have AIDS and/or cancer. In order to ease your suffering, we were considering allowing you a mild, benign narcotic but the politicians wouldn't allow it. Instead you get to shove things up your ass.

"Oh happy day!"
2002-10-17 05:29:12 PM  
10-17-02 05:19:32 PM Githerax
No, Slayerswine has inexplicably disappeared, roughly about the time the Sniper attacks started.

Now, would this be ironic? Is it coincidental? Or is just scary as hell?
2002-10-17 05:29:37 PM  

There is a fortune to be made here if we design some kind of perverse "inverse bong" that people can use with these.

"Bum Bong?"
2002-10-17 05:30:46 PM  
I don't want to go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!
2002-10-17 05:30:46 PM  
Not said yet? I'm shocked.

"I think these scientists took the politicians a little too literally when they said "Potheads can SHOVE IT UP THEIR ASS""

Ok, sorta alrady done, but out of the way regardless.

This thread points out the fallacy behind many of the pro-pot arguments. Here they are, handing you THC, and you're saying "no way, man". If someone came out with a purer or more concentrated form of cocaine, cokeheads would be all over it (see: Crack cocaine). If someone came out with a stronger version of Coke, soda-lovers would be all over it (see: Jolt Cola). If they marketed a cigarette with stronger active ingredients, there'd be lines around the block (see: Every cigarette currently on the market). But OOOHHHH gotta put purified pot in your lilly ass and all the sudden you're saying NO! farking hypocritical wastes (same goes for all politicians and everyone else in the universe, including me).
2002-10-17 05:31:32 PM  
Damn, and I just bought a brand new color changing glass bong 4 days ago..
2002-10-17 05:32:00 PM  
Wow. You're the first Farker to leave me without a cheeky retort.
2002-10-17 05:32:46 PM  
Will bring a whole new meaning to "scoring some shiat".
2002-10-17 05:32:50 PM  
Reminds me of "Trainspotting" for some reason.
2002-10-17 05:32:54 PM  
Try Again
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2002-10-17 05:33:10 PM  
Meet the new pot, same as the old pot, if thats a reference to The Who like I think it is (meet the new boss, same as the new boss was a line in thier hit Won't Get Fooled Again), then massive props to the headline writer. The Who pwn and shiznit. Booya.
2002-10-17 05:33:11 PM  
Zzeuss - Nice "Office Space" reference. :)
2002-10-17 05:33:18 PM  
For all the good this would do you,you might as well shove it up your ass.
2002-10-17 05:34:22 PM  
well, if that isn't the pot shoving a fine kettle of fish up your ass.
2002-10-17 05:35:38 PM  
I can see the ER's now. People coming in with 10 of these shoved up their ass at once, along with their glow-in-the-dark um, insertion tool.
2002-10-17 05:35:40 PM  
Donkster... were you high when you wrote that. It doesn't make sense.

"fallacy behind many of the pro-pot arguments. Here they are, handing you THC, and you're saying "no way, man". If someone came out with a purer or more concentrated form of cocaine, cokeheads would be all over it (see: Crack cocaine). If someone came out with a stronger version of Coke, soda-lovers"

First off Crack isn't a more concentrated version of coke. Its Coke baked with baking powder so it can be smoked. And Nobody likes Jolt(white trash ex-speed freaks excluded)
2002-10-17 05:35:44 PM  
Stay tough, Sunburn.
I'll say a prayer for you.
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