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(   Fire chief says he's responded to a lot of strange calls, but this was the first time he had to help a 75-year-old guy who was thrown, then mauled, while attempting to ride his pet buffalo   ( divider line
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2008-01-01 11:48:28 PM  
For some reason I kept expecting to see the word "naked" as I was reading through the headline. I must hang out on TF too much.
2008-01-01 11:52:19 PM  
Mynd you, buffalø bites Kan be pretty nasti...
2008-01-01 11:53:53 PM  
Was the buffalo trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms?
2008-01-02 12:48:03 AM  
Ted Nugent is 75? He doesn't look a day over old n'busted.
2008-01-02 1:01:19 AM  
I'm pretty sure only bald kids with arrow tattoos can ride buffaloes
2008-01-02 2:52:48 AM  
Were the buffalo wings spicy or regular??
2008-01-02 2:56:18 AM  
Will it be turned into Tyson Bison burgers?
2008-01-02 3:16:36 AM  
Why was he riding his buffalo? Doesn't he have a wife to do that?
2008-01-02 3:53:43 AM  
"Do you know anything about Buffalos?"
"Know enough not to fool with 'em".
2008-01-02 5:45:35 AM  
"Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam, and the EMS guys pick me up for free. Where seldom is heard, the bestiality word, and the cops are all clueless for years"
2008-01-02 6:15:02 AM  
hmmm... awfully sharp teeth on those mauling buffaloes. He should have been more careful.

2008-01-02 7:18:25 AM  
My grandfather was never that cool.
2008-01-02 7:48:07 AM  
There called Bison people...


/Great Plains Snob
//I Keed
2008-01-02 9:21:14 AM  
He called it strange? Link (new window)
2008-01-02 9:53:00 AM  
Mauled? I think when it is a bison/bovid, the proper term for a whup-assing is 'gored'.
2008-01-02 9:54:29 AM  
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
2008-01-02 10:25:18 AM  
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2008-01-02 11:14:24 AM  
Everbody's got water buffalo,
Yours is fast but mine is slow,
Where do you get them I don't know,
But everybody's got a water buffalo
2008-01-02 11:39:17 AM  
2008-01-02 4:36:21 PM  
As someone's who's been mauled by a buffalo, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/for reals.
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