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(Some Guy)   Behold: The stupidest random file photo selection since the Kansas City Star ran a story about a clown college kids' activity day with a file photo of John Wayne Gacy   (kob.com) divider line
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28866 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Dec 2007 at 11:15 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2007-12-31 9:23:33 PM  
Thats freakin hilarious. They need to hire people that are actually familiar with the news.
 
2007-12-31 11:17:23 PM  
LOL bang bang
 
2007-12-31 11:17:44 PM  
Who are they to judge how John Kerry brings in the New Year?
 
2007-12-31 11:18:00 PM  
I was not disappointed.
 
2007-12-31 11:20:19 PM  
Approve:
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2007-12-31 11:20:29 PM  
I'm sure Dick Cheney feels left out now.
 
2007-12-31 11:24:11 PM  
That looks awfully like John Kerry for my comfort.
 
2007-12-31 11:24:43 PM  
[image from i174.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
2007-12-31 11:24:48 PM  
Over to the right of the page is an ad for beaver. Beaver Toyota, but it reminds me that I think I'll end 2007 and start 2008 the same way - with some beaver!
 
2007-12-31 11:24:55 PM  
They probably just searched for "shooting" and "don't think about the ramifications of their actions" and that was simply the first picture that came up.
 
2007-12-31 11:26:43 PM  
I loved it.
 
2007-12-31 11:28:02 PM  
boxedtheatre: That looks awfully like John Kerry for my comfort.

Seeing as the picture's address is http://kob.com/kobtvimages/kerryshotgun.jpg/, it's probably not a coincidence.
 
2007-12-31 11:28:44 PM  
This find subby.
 
2007-12-31 11:30:10 PM  
Philbb: This Nice find subby.

FTFM
 
2007-12-31 11:33:37 PM  
Luved it... happy new year all
 
2007-12-31 11:34:38 PM  
Cheney pics weren't available?
 
2007-12-31 11:35:21 PM  
 
2007-12-31 11:35:42 PM  
No Dick Cheney?
 
2007-12-31 11:35:46 PM  
Approves:

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2007-12-31 11:37:10 PM  
DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: i174.photobucket.com

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2007-12-31 11:37:44 PM  
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Runs away...

/quickly
 
2007-12-31 11:38:38 PM  
Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.

Well, we could hit one.
 
2007-12-31 11:39:38 PM  
Who kerrys?
 
2007-12-31 11:41:44 PM  
That is a thing of sheer frickin beauty
 
2007-12-31 11:43:08 PM  
Lieutenant Tyler Truby says firing a gun while under the influence of liquor is against the law.

Yeah, how does he think he got into the world?
 
2007-12-31 11:45:40 PM  
I'm sorry, this is funny, but I'm still laughing hysterically at the John Wayne Gacy thing. Did that really happen? For reals?
 
2007-12-31 11:45:52 PM  
Rodeodoc: Over to the right of the page is an ad for beaver. Beaver Toyota

The TV ads for them are pretty funny, too, tho not meant to be - goofy broad inviting everyone to check out the Beaver's deals!

Can't think of a better way to ring in the New Year than with a little Beaver, myself. Unfortunately I'm stuck at work until morning, and me First Mate will likely be hung over when I make Port.

/Hoping she leaves my stock of Cap'n Morgan alone until I can numb myself with it later...

Happy New Year, FAARRRRKERS!
 
2007-12-31 11:52:31 PM  
Crazy Cat Lady: I'm sorry, this is funny, but I'm still laughing hysterically at the John Wayne Gacy thing. Did that really happen? For reals?

Yeah, back in '00. Their excuse was 'Somehow that picture ended up in our 'clown' file.'

Link (new window)
 
2007-12-31 11:55:25 PM  
And San Juan County sheriff's Lieutenant Tyler Truby says firing a gun while under the influence of liquor is against the law.

Yeah. We all know how drunk people always stop and ask themselves, "Wait...what I'm about to do...is it against the law?"
 
2007-12-31 11:59:30 PM  
Hey, it could have been worse. They could have used this picture...[image from static.crooksandliars.com too old to be available]
 
2008-01-01 12:04:49 AM  
Estimating velocity and trajectory...

OK, time to start looking for cover.
 
2008-01-01 12:08:29 AM  
The other stupid thing is that he's holding a shotgun, and firing one up in the air isn't going to hurt anybody.
 
2008-01-01 12:11:27 AM  
Alleyoop sez:

Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.


Laugh if you want to, but when I was over in Manchester, England taking a college class, I went to the local cinema to see Independence Day. All the stuff the locals laughed at, I didn't, and when they warned the Californicators not to shoot at the UFOs, it was dead quiet. I howled and nearly pissed myself because it was so funny -- all heads turned. Not sure if they figured out I was a Yank or not.

Almost as funny as referring to Clinton as "Slick Willy" when talking politics at the pub.
 
2008-01-01 12:17:37 AM  
Abzzstain: The other stupid thing is that he's holding a shotgun, and firing one up in the air isn't going to hurt anybody.

That's true, the gun and the firing of it up in the air won't hurt anybody. The bullet's reaction to gravity, on the other hand....
 
2008-01-01 12:19:48 AM  
Anagrammer: Abzzstain: The other stupid thing is that he's holding a shotgun, and firing one up in the air isn't going to hurt anybody.

That's true, the gun and the firing of it up in the air won't hurt anybody. The bullet's reaction to gravity, on the other hand....


Shotguns don't typically fire bullets. They fire ... shot. Which is lots of little BB's.
 
2008-01-01 12:26:15 AM  
The Kevin Everett clip is still the best, but this is pretty good.
 
2008-01-01 12:28:05 AM  
1.)no Edwards?
2.)mythbusters already sorted this out.
 
2008-01-01 12:29:51 AM  
I JUST read that story about the Kansas City Star article thirty minutes ago in a book; "Stupid History:Tales of Stupidity, Strangeness, and Mythconceptions Throughout The Ages." by Leland Gregory

/High times at my household on New Year's
 
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2008-01-01 12:33:02 AM  
Rodeodoc: Over to the right of the page is an ad for beaver. Beaver Toyota, but it reminds me that I think I'll end 2007 and start 2008 the same way - with without some beaver!

FTFY
 
2008-01-01 1:28:08 AM  
MBooda: Approve:

Such a great movie. "He's got a great voice, doesn't he? I should have shot him!"
 
2008-01-01 1:46:47 AM  
Kerry the sportsman thread!

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[image from brainsideout.com too old to be available]
 
2008-01-01 1:52:05 AM  
a girl at the high school two towns over was shot when I was a boy to death by the bullet of a gun fired over a mile away from her.
 
2008-01-01 1:55:01 AM  
I have to admit, the idea of John Kerry ringing in the new year by stepping outside his mansion with a shotgun and firing in the air like Yosemite Sam is a fairly amusing one.
 
2008-01-01 1:56:49 AM  
owlywowly: a girl at the high school two towns over was shot when I was a boy to death by the bullet of a gun fired over a mile away from her.

Well that's what she gets for being a whore!

/Happy Farking New Year's folks!
//*woot*
///yeah, i said woot.
 
2008-01-01 2:20:29 AM  
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2008-01-01 2:22:17 AM  
Damned compression. full-size here
 
2008-01-01 2:43:46 AM  
owlywowly: a girl at the high school two towns over was shot when I was a boy to death by the bullet of a gun fired over a mile away from her.

Wow. That sentence (it is a sentence, right?) makes my head hurt.
 
2008-01-01 3:18:19 AM  
mkreamer:
owlywowly: a girl at the high school two towns over was shot when I was a boy to death by the bullet of a gun fired over a mile away from her.

Wow. That sentence (it is a sentence, right?) makes my head hurt.


OK, owlywowly, put down the nozzle and step away from the keg!

/someone's having a Happy New Year!
 
2008-01-01 3:41:31 AM  
owlywowly: a girl at the high school two towns over was shot when I was a boy to death by the bullet of a gun fired over a mile away from her.

I lost my best friend when I was ll years old (she was the same age as me). She was camping with her parents & after breakfast she was sitting at the picnic table next to the campsite, reading a book. Her mother was in the tent rolling up the sleeping bags & called out to my friend to put down her book & do the dishes. A few minutes later she found her daughter with her head lying on her book, dead. From the investigation, it was thought that an out of season hunter fired his rifle in the woods near the campsite & the bullet richocheted off a tree, hit my friend in the head, killing her instantly. They never found the person who killed her. We never knew if the person who killed her was even aware that they had taken a human life.
 
2008-01-01 3:42:31 AM  
owlywowly: a girl at the high school two towns over was shot when I was a boy to death by the bullet of a gun fired over a mile away from her.

New Year's Resolution: to learn English.
 
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