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(Jacksonville.com)   Football coach claims other team put laxatives in water cooler   ( jacksonville.com) divider line
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2002-10-15 02:46:25 PM  
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term "Running Back"
2002-10-15 04:56:14 PM  
Can't you see they're shiatty players.
2002-10-15 04:56:47 PM  
Perhaps they were just.. shiatty players?
2002-10-15 04:57:23 PM  
What a shiatty thing to do.
2002-10-15 04:57:52 PM  
Put it back in the cooler and serve it as Chocolate Quick.
2002-10-15 04:58:54 PM  
I wouldn't wanna tackle one of 'em.
2002-10-15 04:59:09 PM  
Coulda been worse. He could have had HIS team take the laxatives and put the final product into their water cooler.
2002-10-15 05:01:23 PM  
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term "Running Back"

Shouldn't that be "scat back"?
2002-10-15 05:01:47 PM  
They should have made a scat movie
2002-10-15 05:02:37 PM  
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2002-10-15 05:02:57 PM  
The coach had a major sh*t fit about this.
2002-10-15 05:03:02 PM  
LSD would have been cleaner and more amusing.
2002-10-15 05:03:15 PM  
I am cornholio ...
2002-10-15 05:03:36 PM  
Damn you Chugg-A-Lug House!
2002-10-15 05:19:03 PM  
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term "Running Back"
Shouldn't that be "scat back"?

I was thinking more in terms of tight end.
2002-10-15 05:19:44 PM  
Good use of the asinine tag here...that's just gross.
2002-10-15 05:21:04 PM  
Finally an article worthy to poop on.
2002-10-15 05:21:39 PM  
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2002-10-15 05:26:08 PM  
I think it's about time Fark had a "poo" tag

Hey Drew, are you listning?
2002-10-15 05:26:08 PM  
I think it's about time Fark had a "poo" tag.

Hey Drew, are you listning?
2002-10-15 05:27:37 PM  
In other news, The Berlin Thunder and the Frankfurt Galaxy of NFL Europe have expressed interest in recruiting new players from Florida, specifically Jacksonville. Ingrid had no comment
2002-10-15 05:27:37 PM  

2002-10-15 05:27:51 PM  
Perhaps they were making movies to compensate for the Danish ones they couldn't get across the border! (see the TSG link a few posts down)
2002-10-15 05:27:55 PM  
it's still not as bad as the old "ben gay in the jock strap" prank.
2002-10-15 05:30:46 PM  
I've heard of teams releasing players, but this is the first time I've heard of players doing the releasing...
2002-10-15 05:31:20 PM  
2002-10-15 05:33:56 PM  
Not a tight end on the whole team.
2002-10-15 05:34:13 PM  

(Sound made when the center snapped the ball.)
2002-10-15 05:37:26 PM  
Did you hear the one about diarrhea's hereditary? Yeah, it runs in jeans!

/bad joke
2002-10-15 05:38:53 PM  
Red Skins squeeze out Browns?
2002-10-15 05:40:20 PM  
"We've secretly replaced the water with laxatives. Let's see if anyone notices."
2002-10-15 05:40:56 PM  
Now that's some high-quality H2O.
2002-10-15 05:44:54 PM  
B_damage wins.
2002-10-15 06:02:59 PM  
Well thats the only reason I can explain my team playin like shiat?
2002-10-15 06:08:56 PM  
I suppose that they didn't consider dishsoap? A drop of Dawn, or even residue from a poorly rinsed water cooler would result in a case of the trots the likes of which God has never seen. It's an old restaurant trick. Customer gets a nasty case of the runs, and can't prove that the food was the cause, no matter how many stool samples they take. Could be the coach was a lazy SOB and did it to his own players...
2002-10-15 06:11:02 PM  
Obviously though, it can't be because the coach is full of shiat...
2002-10-15 06:14:30 PM  
B_Damage's Boobies comment serves as a perfect subhead to the headline, very nice.
2002-10-15 06:22:07 PM  
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2002-10-15 06:22:28 PM  
Kudos to a football team who almost win with their @sses puckered.
2002-10-15 06:27:24 PM  
There's no dribbling in football!

(/Tom Hanks in "A League Of Their Own")
2002-10-15 06:27:59 PM  
'And he explodes down the field like he's jet propelled!'
2002-10-15 06:32:24 PM  
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That's good water!
2002-10-15 06:44:48 PM  
why didn't I think of this idea first?
2002-10-15 06:44:57 PM  
at least it didn't happen at prom and in the punch.
2002-10-15 07:41:00 PM  
At least it didn't happen to Senator Rodham, so we don't have to hear her lash out at the "vast right wing conspiracy".
2002-10-15 08:50:30 PM  
2002-10-15 09:17:18 PM  
Wanna fark with your friends/enemies? Put a couple of drops of Visine in their drink, then wait.
Bartenders swear that it works.
2002-10-15 09:20:59 PM  
Walljasper, that is such a troll statement, I CAN'T EVEN LAUGH AT IT. Well, maybe a little.....

I was a cheerleader in junior high and one school we went to spelled out F*U*C*K*Y*O*U (with a big wave and finger-pointing at us) when they were supposed to doing their "greeting the other cheerleaders" cheer. We were so shocked we just stood there. God, was our coach pissed. 7th grade...those Ca. schools are tough.
2002-10-15 09:23:40 PM  
Somebody has been watching too many teen movies.
2002-10-15 09:56:12 PM  
Blubble: Are you talking to ME? This really happened--I haven't been the same since. Wait, maybe this almost-forgotten incident explains that guy I married!! Thank you, Blubble, thank you. I don't need therapy anymore.

*Cyber-Kiss* *Cyber-Kiss*
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