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(Daily Mail)   If you've ever suspected the UN is staffed by a bunch of Emos, here's your proof: Climate change expert breaks down in "flood of tears" at conference. Also says no one understands him, threatens to cut himself   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2007-12-17 10:40:10 AM  
Check their iPod for Joy Division and Cure tracks.
 
2007-12-17 10:41:25 AM  
Yes, why get so upset over the future of humanity. It's not that important.
 
2007-12-17 10:45:44 AM  
So, basically we're supposed to believe him because he can't handle 12 long days in a row and started crying. Basically because he's overtired.

Farking pussy. Go do a line of blow, a shot of whiskey and get the fark back up there. That's what real rock stars do.

On a serious note, who wants to bet this man has never done a day of real work in his life (ie anything strenous)?
 
2007-12-17 10:49:33 AM  
FTFA: As the 200-nation Bali conference wrangled over a minor procedural matter, the Dutch diplomat in charge of the talks burst into tears and had to be led away by colleagues.

"He wasn't just wiping his eyes, he was in floods of tears," said one observer.

"Three colleagues - one of them a woman - formed a protective group around him and escorted him out of the hall. It was all very dramatic."



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"He was just too high strung, that's all."
 
2007-12-17 10:50:21 AM  
Why does anyone wait to see what the Americans will do?

It's not like they're going to ever abide by it anyway.
 
2007-12-17 10:59:36 AM  
Someone upset that surrounding oneself with politicians leads to nobody understanding him? Impossible.
 
2007-12-17 11:02:54 AM  
OlafTheBent: Why does anyone wait to see what the Americans will do?

It's not like they're going to ever abide by it anyway.


Because its easier to blame Americans for everything rather than take the initiative. They are more focused on getting a consensus than actually getting results.

No one wants to be THE example...cause what if The example fails or is wrong? I mean why should any country do anything if there is even one refusal?

I mean that like admitting Rush Limbaugh really is right 97.8% of the time or something for socialists. I'm sure they'd rather cry on TV than do that.
 
2007-12-17 11:05:48 AM  
OlafTheBent: Why does anyone wait to see what the Americans will do?

It's not like they're going to ever abide by it anyway.


As opposed to other nations? China has a VERY good record of following international treaties, so does Japan.
 
2007-12-17 11:07:43 AM  
It's still real to him.
 
2007-12-17 11:10:03 AM  
FLMountainMan: As opposed to other nations? China has a VERY good record of following international treaties, so does Japan.

I wasn't talking about them... you (the US), however, bill yourselves as "World leaders" whereas they do not.

/Start leading, or get out of the way.
 
2007-12-17 11:10:27 AM  
When did "Climate Change" become this:

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Both sides of the issue have gone batshiat nuts.
 
2007-12-17 11:10:39 AM  
If I was forced to wear a shirt like that I would cry too.
 
2007-12-17 11:11:03 AM  
Photo of the expert in question:

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2007-12-17 11:12:49 AM  
OlafTheBent: Why does anyone wait to see what the Americans will do?

It's not like they're going to ever abide by it anyway.


This.

If the US are going to block negotiations, the rest of the world should just ignore them and get on with it. Eventually internal pressure will mean the US will have to sign up. Hopefully by then it won't all be too late...

(Yes I RTFA and I'm aware Japan and Canada were also an obstruction. The above applies to them as well.)
 
2007-12-17 11:14:27 AM  
amazing_live_seamonkeys: When did "Climate Change" become this:

Both sides of the issue have gone batshiat nuts.


Because being stressed out after days of tense negotiations over an international problem is the equivalent of being a backwater religious cultist. Right.
 
2007-12-17 11:37:43 AM  
OlafTheBent: Start leading, or get out of the way (USA).

OK, consider us out of the way. Now try to pull off this mass wealth redistribution ponzi scheme without BigDaddy USA to fleece.

Spend less time trying to whip up hysteria and more time developing a legitimate game plan - this "cap and trade" and "carbon credits" crap reeks of an international game of three card Monty, with America as the designated mark.

/Establishing that it's getting warmer is the beginning of the argument, not the end of it.
 
2007-12-17 11:49:27 AM  
Il Douchey: OK, consider us out of the way.

Except we're not. We basically defanged this agreement and by virtue of our own version to be held in Hawaii, we are going to continue to oppose what the majority of the industrialized nations want- definite targets. What we're doing is actually worse than getting out of the way. We are watering down the agreement and then accepting it- if the US and any that cared to join us did actually get out of the way we would have seen some actual goals set.

Now try to pull off this mass wealth redistribution ponzi scheme without BigDaddy USA to fleece.

this "cap and trade" and "carbon credits" crap reeks of an international game of three card Monty, with America as the designated mark.


Cap and trade is a market based solution to the problem. Just because you do not understand it, that doesn't make it inherently socialist or a "hustle".

/Establishing that it's getting warmer is the beginning of the argument, not the end of it.

You have stated before that you would not accept any solution from the UN and that you do not trust governments. The mere mention of an international, intergovernmental agreement is "the end of it" for you. Please don't present your position as in any way reasonable when you reject all realistic solutions outright and denigrate them as socialist hustles.
 
2007-12-17 11:50:04 AM  
Il Douchey: OlafTheBent: Start leading, or get out of the way (USA).

OK, consider us out of the way. Now try to pull off this mass wealth redistribution ponzi scheme without BigDaddy USA to fleece.

Spend less time trying to whip up hysteria and more time developing a legitimate game plan - this "cap and trade" and "carbon credits" crap reeks of an international game of three card Monty, with America as the designated mark.

/Establishing that it's getting warmer is the beginning of the argument, not the end of it.


I have no idea what you just said, but "the European Union went to the conference demanding that industrialised nations commit to cuts in CO2 emissions of 25-40 per cent by 2020". That sounds fairly straightforward doesn't it?
 
2007-12-17 12:01:00 PM  
TDBoedy:
Because its easier to blame Americans for everything rather than take the initiative. They are more focused on getting a consensus than actually getting results.

Oh quit whining, nobody is blaming America for everything. And many countries have been moving ahead on their own initiative for some time now, without waiting for the US.
But to get better results, participation of the largest industrialized nations is necessary. Obviously China and India will have to agree to limiting their emissions in the future, but if your interested in results, it would be ridiculous not to want commitments from the US too, when it's still the single largest contributor of anthropogenic greenhouse gasses on the planet, both in total and per capita.

No one wants to be THE example...cause what if The example fails or is wrong? I mean why should any country do anything if there is even one refusal?

Lots of countries are doing something in spite of others' refusal to take responsibility. The Kyoto protocol is in effect for its signatories, and while some have so far failed miserably, many are on track to reach their goals or have reached them already.

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2007-12-17 12:14:30 PM  
benlonghair [TotalFark] 2007-12-17 10:45:44 AM
On a serious note, who wants to bet this man has never done a day of real work in his life (ie anything strenous)?

Work isn't hard unless it involves manual labor. To all you white collar programmer types working your asses sick (literally) during crunch time (EA I'm looking at you), man up you farking pussies, if you aren't shoveling dirt, you're having fun!
 
2007-12-17 12:14:36 PM  
JonSnow: Cap and trade is a market based solution to the problem. Just because you do not understand it, that doesn't make it inherently socialist or a "hustle".

Here we go again...Market based solutions involve voluntary participants interacting for mutual benefit; they do not judge players based on their ability to pay; they do not coerce participation. If "going green" is truly a golden capitalist opportunity, it won't require an entire industry of cheerleaders to whip up fear and guilt to get people into it.

I have not rejected any reasonable solutions because I have not seen any reasonable solutions. I have, however seen plenty of evidence that the UN is a bunch of socialist hustlers. Oil for food, anyone?
 
2007-12-17 12:18:05 PM  
Canada needs to get their shiat in gear as well...

/Quit sacrificing the rest of the country's credibility in order to make Albertans rich PM Harper.
 
2007-12-17 12:21:21 PM  
Jon Snow:

Dude, do you have a pager or something that alerts you to climate change threads?

/Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2007-12-17 12:32:49 PM  
I came here expecting pictures of the fat kid crying on the bleachers and have left unsatified.

You failed me farkers, you failed me.
 
2007-12-17 12:35:05 PM  
Il Douchey: Here we go again...Market based solutions involve voluntary participants interacting for mutual benefit

And that is what an international cap and trade program would be.
they do not judge players based on their ability to pay

Yes, market based solutions certainly can.

they do not coerce participation

Yes, they certainly can.

If "going green" is truly a golden capitalist opportunity, it won't require an entire industry of cheerleaders to whip up fear and guilt to get people into it.

It doesn't. It merely requires short vs. long term risk management assessments.

I have not rejected any reasonable solutions because I have not seen any reasonable solutions.

That is because you reject any UN involvement and do not believe governments are inherently capable of producing a solution despite evidence to the contrary (CFCs, sulfur dioxide).

Spanky_McFarksalot: Dude, do you have a pager or something that alerts you to climate change threads?

I have TF. That means I can see which links are going to post to Fark and which will not. There isn't much going on in any of the other threads I posted in recently (AFI movie selections, 2nd Amendment analysis, best music albums of the year, etc.).
 
2007-12-17 12:36:31 PM  
Emissions trading (or cap and trade) is an administrative approach used to control pollution by providing economic incentives for achieving reductions in the emissions of pollutants. A central authority (usually a government or international body) sets a limit or cap on the amount of a pollutant that can be emitted. Companies or other groups are issued emission permits and are required to hold an equivalent number of allowances (or credits) which represent the right to emit a specific amount. The total amount of allowances and credits cannot exceed the cap, limiting total emissions to that level. Companies that need to increase their emissions must buy credits from those who pollute less. The transfer of allowances is referred to as a trade. In effect, the buyer is paying a charge for polluting, while the seller is being rewarded for having reduced emissions by more than was needed. Thus, in theory, those that can easily reduce emissions most cheaply will do so, achieving the pollution reduction at the lowest possible cost to society[1]. (from Wikipedia)

So for this scheme to work, some "central authority" has to issue excess credits to some (poor) countries so that they will have something to sell to other (rich) countries. Despite all the rhetoric, it boils down to just another wealth redistribution scheme. Whoever allocates the initial credits determines who gets a windfall, who gets screwed and how much.
 
2007-12-17 12:41:35 PM  
I blame it on the strange ceremonial garb he is wearing in that photo.
 
2007-12-17 12:45:12 PM  
Jon Snow: There isn't much going on in any of the other threads I posted in recently

Just yanking your chain amigo.

BTW, I may not agree with your position on Kyoto but your climate change and 2nd amendment arguments I think are almost always spot on.

/Off my knees and back to work
 
2007-12-17 12:47:39 PM  
IlDouchey: I have not rejected any reasonable solutions because I have not seen any reasonable solutions.

JonSnow: That is because you reject any UN involvement and do not believe governments are inherently capable of producing a solution despite evidence to the contrary (CFCs, sulfur dioxide).

No, that is because I have not seen any reasonable solutions. But that's ok, you've found a way to dismiss me as a kook, just as you eventually dismiss anyone who has skepticism about the issue.
 
2007-12-17 12:56:03 PM  
Il Douchey: So for this scheme to work, some "central authority" has to issue excess credits to some (poor) countries

No, it's not that oversimplified and unworkable. Non-Annex I countries can only sell credits if they set up a regulated CDM program. They try to get maximum value out of the credit they can sell while the Annex I countries, who fund the CDM programs in exchange for credits, try to get them as cheaply as possible. This dynamic ensures that developed countries will find the most cost effective way to fund CDMs spurring technological innovation, while non-Annex I countries are encouraged to shift their development towards reduced emissions infrastructure while not having to set definite limits.

Despite all the rhetoric, it boils down to just another wealth redistribution scheme.

It's not a wealth redistribution scheme because the emissions are a product. What you're saying is that a yard sale is a wealth redistribution scheme. If your idea of wealth redistribution is someone voluntarily buying something from someone poorer, then the your definition ceases to make sense in any rational context.

Whoever allocates the initial credits determines who gets a windfall, who gets screwed and how much.

Absolutely not true- Non-Annex I countries don't start off with any credits, only the developed nations do. It is up to developing nations to enact programs that substantially reduce their emissions in order to be able to sell any credits. It's a win-win. Developing countries continue to develop while reducing emissions even though they have no technical obligation to, while developed countries are encouraged to innovate technology and can buy extra credits if they cannot meet their own targets in time.

It's not just saying the US has to dump money into a country like Haiti that does nothing to reduce emissions. In order to have any credits to sell, Haiti would have to create CDMs.
 
2007-12-17 12:56:26 PM  
Il Douchey: No, that is because I have not seen any reasonable solutions. But that's ok, you've found a way to dismiss me as a kook, just as you eventually dismiss anyone who has skepticism about the issue.

Hopefully skepticism will be allowed again after November 2008.
The seething will continue until then in order for the rest of the schlock to sneak through.

Hopefully then we can figure out how to deal with this issue in a realistic way without resorting to fear-mongering and absolute obstinance from both sides.

Prepare for more Apocalyptic fantasies and head burying until then.
 
2007-12-17 1:09:27 PM  
JonSnow: It's not a wealth redistribution scheme because the emissions are a product. What you're saying is that a yard sale is a wealth redistribution scheme. If your idea of wealth redistribution is someone voluntarily buying something from someone poorer, then the your definition ceases to make sense in any rational context.

So, to flesh out your analogy; my poor neighbor is selling the "product" of excess ability to pollute (who gave him this "product"?). I, on the other hand want to pollute more than my limit (who imposed this limit?) -Therefore, I buy the dispensation from my neighbor, I pollute, he sacrifices nothing, gets free money and everything's cool.

Is total pollution reduced? - NO
Is there an arbitrary transfer of wealth? - YES
 
2007-12-17 1:25:40 PM  
People Please

can't we simply avoid another retarded fark flamewar on Climate change and Focus on what unites us

our hatred for Pu$$y emo bastards~!
 
2007-12-17 1:26:44 PM  
amazing_live_seamonkeys: When did "Climate Change" become this:

Both sides of the issue have gone batshiat nuts.


When it became about money vs. the fate of the human race. See on one side you have people who truly believe that there is no danger what little damage is being done will be fixed by techonology and that evironmentalist are just busy bodies who want to take wealth from hard working corporations and give it to dirty hippies. On the other side you have people who truly believe that unless we cut all harmfull emissions effective immediately, grind progress to a halt and return to a world agraian life style the human race will die off.

Not that hard to understand why both sides sound the way they do.
 
2007-12-17 1:34:48 PM  
Jon Snow: We basically defanged this agreement

What fangs? Kyoto is a pipe dream; not a single ratifier has come anywhere close to meetings its goals. Why should the US ratify a pointless treaty that can't be met and wouldn't do any good if it was?
 
2007-12-17 1:37:48 PM  
Il Douchey: So, to flesh out your analogy; my poor neighbor is selling the "product" of excess ability to pollute (who gave him this "product"?). I, on the other hand want to pollute more than my limit (who imposed this limit?) -Therefore, I buy the dispensation from my neighbor, I pollute, he sacrifices nothing, gets free money and everything's cool.

I think we should apply the principle to the law as well; call 'em Crime Offsets or Moral Credits.

Let's say I want to kill a guy. I simply purchase Crime Offsets from a guy who's already doing life in prison without parole. He gets another life sentence plus a big wad of cash for smokes and drugs and whatnot; I get to commit a penalty-free murder.

Everybody wins! Right?
 
2007-12-17 1:39:54 PM  
SquirrelsOfDoom: Let's say I want to kill a guy. I simply purchase Crime Offsets from a guy who's already doing life in prison without parole. He gets another life sentence plus a big wad of cash for smokes and drugs and whatnot; I get to commit a penalty-free murder.

Everybody wins! Right?


Would it come with a bumper sticker so everyone knows you are doing your part to end crime?
 
2007-12-17 1:59:33 PM  
Il Douchey: So, to flesh out your analogy; my poor neighbor is selling the "product" of excess ability to pollute (who gave him this "product"?). I, on the other hand want to pollute more than my limit (who imposed this limit?)

No. Your neighbor can't sell you anything initially. You can essentially subsidize his reduction of pollution until the net reduction of pollution means that combined you are both polluting less- you get to go over your limit, but because you've reduced his so much, there is less total pollution.

Therefore, I buy the dispensation from my neighbor, I pollute, he sacrifices nothing, gets free money and everything's cool.

He's not getting "free money". He's offering the service of reducing pollution that you cannot, leading to less overall pollution. If you reduced your own pollution sufficiently, there would be no reason for your neighbor to be involved at all. You are basically paying him to do something you cannot or choose not to do- nothing free about it.

Let's look at it like this. You live in a big house that runs a coal furnace. You are in a dome that can only tolerate a certain amount of smoke, so your neighborhood has agreed to reduce your total amount of smoke by a certain amount. You could just turn off your furnace, or use it less, but you are worried that you'd become less productive and not bring in as much money. So you reduce some of your use of the furnace, but not as much you've agreed to. Across the street, there is a park where a bunch of people are camped. They aren't planning on camping forever, but they don't have the money to move into a house immediately. They are all burning campfires, but because they're just camping for the time being, they aren't under the same laws that your neighborhood has agreed to. But- if you can reduce enough of their smoke, you can claim that reduction for yourself and thus be in compliance with your neighborhood agreement while reducing the net amount of smoke in the dome. So you basically buy their reduction in smoke by getting them into a house that is solar heated. They benefit, but you claim their reduction as your own. In addition, you're learning how to do this ever more efficiently with ever better technology, leaving you in a better place technologically to replace their solar heaters when they eventually need to be- they will have to buy them from you at that point.

It might seem like they are getting something (the solar house) for free, but that only works if you do not put a price on smoke reduction. Once you understand it as a commodity, you will see how it is a very real thing you're paying for.

Galen_Rasputin: See on one side you have people who truly believe that there is no danger what little damage is being done will be fixed by techonology and that evironmentalist are just busy bodies who want to take wealth from hard working corporations and give it to dirty hippies.

What about the side that understands the very significant consequences at stake and wants to rational work to reduce the chances of it happening. The side backed by science and economics?

SquirrelsOfDoom: What fangs?

Mandatory emissions reductions.

Kyoto is a pipe dream

This is about post-Kyoto, not Kyoto itself.

not a single ratifier has come anywhere close to meetings its goals

See the graph above. Germany is doing quite well, as an example of a Western country making good progress.

Why should the US ratify a pointless treaty that can't be met and wouldn't do any good if it was?

Again, this is really about post-Kyoto. We've basically let Kyoto go.

I think we should apply the principle to the law as well; call 'em Crime Offsets or Moral Credits.

Let's say I want to kill a guy. I simply purchase Crime Offsets from a guy who's already doing life in prison without parole. He gets another life sentence plus a big wad of cash for smokes and drugs and whatnot; I get to commit a penalty-free murder.


How can people that claim to care sop much about the economic realities of something not understand basic cap and trade economics?
 
2007-12-17 2:07:33 PM  
amazing_live_seamonkeys: Would it come with a bumper sticker so everyone knows you are doing your part to end crime?

Well, of course. I have to rub my moral superiority in everyone's face, don't I?
 
2007-12-17 2:14:00 PM  
SquirrelsOfDoom:
Kyoto is a pipe dream; not a single ratifier has come anywhere close to meetings its goals.

Britain, France, Germany and Sweden are on track to meeting their goals - without emission trading too. Others are close.
 
2007-12-17 2:20:11 PM  
Headline would have been better without the set-up. -1
 
2007-12-17 2:30:48 PM  
Sorry, JonSnow, but as your analogies get more strained and convoluted, it only solidifies the impression that, so far the proposed "solutions" are shakey and bogus. Some would get something for nothing, some would get nothing for something.

It's a shell game: "You can essentially subsidize his reduction of pollution until the net reduction of pollution means that combined you are both polluting less- you get to go over your limit, but because you've reduced his so much, there is less total pollution."

Every so-called "solution" is a shiat sammitch for America. All of the emphasis is on getting us to submit to someone else's rules and conditions; doesn't this give you pause?
 
2007-12-17 2:35:46 PM  
Ran across this the other day....anyone care to comment?

Link (new window)

Don't know enough about the man or the few sites that have run it. It is not getting much play in the media.
 
2007-12-17 2:41:44 PM  
getsoutalive:

Read this and this.
 
2007-12-17 2:48:22 PM  
Il Douchey: Sorry, JonSnow, but as your analogies get more strained and convoluted, it only solidifies the impression that, so far the proposed "solutions" are shakey and bogus. Some would get something for nothing, some would get nothing for something.

It's a shell game


The only reason you believe this is because you don't seem capable of understanding emissions and their reduction as a commodity. I have no idea why, it isn't a terribly difficult concept. We did it with sulfur dioxide here in the states.

Every so-called "solution" is a shiat sammitch for America.

Again, because you don't seem to understand how emissions credits can be a commodity.

All of the emphasis is on getting us to submit to someone else's rules and conditions; doesn't this give you pause?

It would be part of our rules and conditions- no one can force us to do this.

What gives me pause is people decrying basic market solutions like cap and trade or a pigovian carbon tax as socialist con games. I guess this stems from an inability to recognize that the problem of emissions is real, and that therefore their reduction is a desired thing- a commodity with actual value.

What gives me pause is a further devaluation of the dollar if the EU and Japan create an emissions market without us based on their currencies.

What gives me pause is the idea of waiting longer and longer to do something, ensuring that whatever we do commit to will be that much more restrictive and harder to achieve.

What gives me pause is people weighing in on this issue as if they actually understand it, when they clearly do not, and dismissing already embattled solutions (fought by industry interested in short term profits, and those politicians who have proven loyal to them) when they can't even be bothered to learn the fundamentals of them.

The whole thing, frankly, makes me sad and embarrassed on behalf of my country. That there are still people denying the existence of the problem itself who have internet access and speak English makes me sad and embarrassed on behalf of my species.

I am not saying that everyone should love Kyoto. I am not even saying that cap and trade has to be the solution. I am bashing my head against a wall just trying to get people to understand how a cap and trade system is a market solution rather than a socialist shell game. It's like being in a bizarro universe where someone adamantly believes that ceding means of production to the state is a capitalist con game.
 
2007-12-17 3:12:43 PM  
Emissions and emission reductions ARE NOT a commodity. The UN and others are desparately trying to have them treated as such. Because if they succeed, they can establish the value, set the rules, dispense the penalties, award the favors, redistribute the wealth, collect the fees, determine the winners, milk the losers, impose the fines, even the playing field and all other sorts of socialist agendas unrelated to climate change.

They want to strengthen the weak by weakening the strong, but that just doesn't work.
 
2007-12-17 3:30:18 PM  
Il Douchey: Emissions and emission reductions ARE NOT a commodity.

If a market is created for them, they become so by definition.

The UN and others are desparately trying to have them treated as such. Because if they succeed, they can establish the value, set the rules, dispense the penalties, award the favors, redistribute the wealth, collect the fees, determine the winners, milk the losers, impose the fines, even the playing field and all other sorts of socialist agendas unrelated to climate change.

Others like socialist-minded US businesses that are participating in a voluntary carbon market in the US like Ford, DuPont, and Motorola?

What is their socialist agenda?
 
2007-12-18 6:09:38 AM  
benlonghair:

On a serious note, who wants to bet this man has never done a day of real work in his life (ie anything strenous)?

Yep, there's absolutely nothing strenuous about brokering international deals on climate change. I do it before breakfast most mornings as a warm up to my real work.

If only he was doing something hard, like fixing an engine, or building a wall.
 
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