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(Local6)   "Santa Claus Hates You" T-shirts selling like hotcakes. Bonus: He's flippin' the bird, too   (local6.com) divider line
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Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2007-12-14 10:53:16 AM  
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Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-12-14 11:06:30 AM  
Wow. That's so edgy and urban-chic. People who wear this are clearly the pinnacle of creativity, wit, and coolness. I can't think of anything more profoundly cutting-edge since the onset of using "this" to agree to a previous poster's sentiments without taking the time to express your own.
 
bigmoneygrip
2007-12-14 11:08:54 AM  
It is only a logical progression, because Santa is such a dick in "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." Oh, but when the fat guy needs him because he couldn't spring for $11 for a couple of fog lights for his lame sleigh, he's all "please" and "would you, Rudolph". Now, if I were Rudolph, I would have blown up my middle finger the size of the Mighty Mouses's fist and said, after dramatically clearing my throat, "Fark you!"
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2007-12-14 11:09:29 AM  
Pocket Ninja: Wow. That's so edgy and urban-chic. People who wear this are clearly the pinnacle of creativity, wit, and coolness. I can't think of anything more profoundly cutting-edge since the onset of using "this" to agree to a previous poster's sentiments without taking the time to express your own.

This.

/oh, wait
 
Locke3k
2007-12-14 11:23:20 AM  
Wow. That article's so relevant and well researched. People who report on stuff like this are clearly the pinnacle of intelligence and perseverance. I can't think of anything more profoundly relevant since the onset of using "Nielsen ratings" to gauge what stories should be reported on more frequently.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-12-14 11:32:02 AM  
[image from simpsons-blog.de too old to be available]
Won't someome please
think of the children?!
 
faxinator
2007-12-14 12:57:37 PM  
A fictional character who represents a pagan holiday? I sure hope he hates me.
 
beerrun [TotalFark]
2007-12-14 1:28:02 PM  
No longer for sale for those of you wishing to be on the cutting edge of wit and humor.
Try an "I'm with stupid -->" or "Vote for Pedro" shirt instead.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2007-12-14 1:30:51 PM  
beerrun: No longer for sale for those of you wishing to be on the cutting edge of wit and humor.
Try an "I'm with stupid -->" or "Vote for Pedro" shirt instead.

Agreed. Stick with the classics.

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klymen
2007-12-14 1:35:26 PM  
brap: beerrun: No longer for sale for those of you wishing to be on the cutting edge of wit and humor.
Try an "I'm with stupid -->" or "Vote for Pedro" shirt instead.

Agreed. Stick with the classics.

NSFW...
 
klymen
2007-12-14 1:36:33 PM  
Diogenes: Won't someome please
think of the children?!

FAIL. Wrong character.
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brap [TotalFark]
2007-12-14 1:50:29 PM  
klymen: NSFW...

Which order do you work with, Sisters of Mercy? Oh, um, er.

Well, image if you will, a Happy Fisher Squirrel.
 
Savage Belief
2007-12-14 2:00:07 PM  
SquirrelsOfDoom
Pocket Ninja: Wow. That's so edgy and urban-chic. People who wear this are clearly the pinnacle of creativity, wit, and coolness. I can't think of anything more profoundly cutting-edge since the onset of using "this" to agree to a previous poster's sentiments without taking the time to express your own.

This.

/oh, wait

That
 
Maximum Leader
2007-12-14 2:00:53 PM  
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"Because Santa clause is gunning you down..."
 
Cythraul
2007-12-14 2:01:01 PM  
Wearing a shirt like this is a bit attention-whorish, but I'd still get a chuckle out of it.
 
Monkey's Knuckle
2007-12-14 2:02:06 PM  
Stay classy, Florida!
 
Maximum Leader
2007-12-14 2:02:18 PM  
brap: beerrun: No longer for sale for those of you wishing to be on the cutting edge of wit and humor.
Try an "I'm with stupid -->" or "Vote for Pedro" shirt instead.

Agreed. Stick with the classics.

Do cartoons of fish performing sexual favors count as NSFW?
 
MasonL87
2007-12-14 2:03:34 PM  
Cue the "Kid crying in front of Santa Claus' grave" pic
 
Gunny Highway
2007-12-14 2:04:01 PM  
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Ka-hyuck I needs me one of these
 
Some Texan
2007-12-14 2:04:21 PM  
There's the "That's what she said" hooded sweatshirt if you're looking for a classy alternative to a T-shirt.

http://www.snorgtees.com/thatswhatshesaidhoodie-p-419.html
 
klymen
2007-12-14 2:04:44 PM  
brap: klymen: NSFW...

Which order do you work with, Sisters of Mercy? Oh, um, er.

Well, image if you will, a Happy Fisher Squirrel.

beastiality on my intertubes! That's a serious offense!
mods!, ban him!

/Yes I do work with Sisters of Mercy.
 
MattyBlast [TotalFark]
2007-12-14 2:06:02 PM  
Savage Belief: SquirrelsOfDoom
Pocket Ninja: Wow. That's so edgy and urban-chic. People who wear this are clearly the pinnacle of creativity, wit, and coolness. I can't think of anything more profoundly cutting-edge since the onset of using "this" to agree to a previous poster's sentiments without taking the time to express your own.

This.

/oh, wait

That

The other thing
 
coordman
2007-12-14 2:06:20 PM  
Savage Belief: SquirrelsOfDoom
Pocket Ninja: Wow. That's so edgy and urban-chic. People who wear this are clearly the pinnacle of creativity, wit, and coolness. I can't think of anything more profoundly cutting-edge since the onset of using "this" to agree to a previous poster's sentiments without taking the time to express your own.

This.

/oh, wait

That

Also, this.

/Maybe I don't FEEL like being creative.
 
sh0kr 11.1
2007-12-14 2:06:23 PM  
Dyslexic children pay dearly for letters to Satan.
 
tweekster
2007-12-14 2:06:42 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg-TwaxTPSs

Not santa, but i love this video.
 
ToxicMunkee
2007-12-14 2:07:09 PM  
Santa Claus hates me? WTF did I do?!?!
 
YoungSwedishBlonde
2007-12-14 2:07:39 PM  
I would wear that shirt if not for two things:

A) The fact that it costs more than the jeans, underwear and shirt I'm currently wearing combined
B) It's sold at Urban Outfitters, which has a monopoly on the pseudo-chic asshole market.
 
coordman
2007-12-14 2:08:37 PM  
MattyBlast: Savage Belief: SquirrelsOfDoom
Pocket Ninja: Wow. That's so edgy and urban-chic. People who wear this are clearly the pinnacle of creativity, wit, and coolness. I can't think of anything more profoundly cutting-edge since the onset of using "this" to agree to a previous poster's sentiments without taking the time to express your own.

This.

/oh, wait

That

The other thing

What the f...

How dare you frig my post 18 seconds fast?!

/Son of a...
 
stuffy
2007-12-14 2:09:09 PM  
This is better
Link
 
GreatNOD
2007-12-14 2:09:31 PM  
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I'm sure Santa here loves these kids
 
Ricardo_Farktardo
2007-12-14 2:10:35 PM  
Ooh My goodness I'm so....SHOCKED right now. This anti-authoritarian behavior against a fictional character is what it's all about man. Somebody give me a high five!...No seriously!...Slap Me FIVE!!! Yeahh...That's what I'M TALKIN' BOUT!!! YEAH!!! I just want to warn other Farkers that my testosterone level is at an all time high. I'm so pumped right now!
 
I Said
2007-12-14 2:11:32 PM  
tweekster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg-TwaxTPSs

That rules
 
danlpoon
2007-12-14 2:12:06 PM  
I, for one, fail to see how this deserves the Florida Tag. This has nothing to do with Florida, Floridians or paradise. The Florida tag is just lazy. If you use the Florida tag you're just phoning it in...
 
SofaKingHuge
2007-12-14 2:12:09 PM  
It would be better with this on the shirt:

NSFW-ish (new window)
 
GreatNOD
2007-12-14 2:13:30 PM  
beerrun: No longer for sale for those of you wishing to be on the cutting edge of wit and humor.
Try an "I'm with stupid -->" or "Vote for Pedro" shirt instead.

[image from inventorymedia.com too old to be available]

How about a "Jesus hates you" T-shirt, with Jesus flipping you off?
 
Hateful
2007-12-14 2:13:59 PM  
I want one!!!!!
 
snake822
2007-12-14 2:14:10 PM  
More inappropriate use of Florida tag. Urban Outfitters is a national chain and I'm this shirt is in all their stores.
 
tweekster
2007-12-14 2:15:32 PM  
snake822: More inappropriate use of Florida tag. Urban Outfitters is a national chain and I'm this shirt is in all their stores.

Florida still broke it as a "news story"
 
gilla
2007-12-14 2:15:34 PM  
capatalist santa says "Sorry kids, no free handouts this year"
 
dryknife [BareFark]
2007-12-14 2:17:46 PM  
If he hates me so much, why did he bring me a "Ghettopoly" game last Christmas?
 
DeepDownHounds
2007-12-14 2:18:22 PM  
Screw you, Santa!
 
GreatNOD
2007-12-14 2:18:30 PM  
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I think I want one
 
WayneKerr
2007-12-14 2:19:10 PM  
This absolutely goes over the line. Free speech my ass.

The war on Christianity continues, and now the kids have to pay the price.
 
Aquatic Bee
2007-12-14 2:19:30 PM  
It's even more not-funny when you know that the image they used has been in the public domain for a while, and showed up in the first issue of Crap Hound (a clip art magazine) more than ten years ago.
 
WayneKerr
2007-12-14 2:20:19 PM  
Aquatic Bee: It's even more not-funny when you know that the image they used has been in the public domain for a while, and showed up in the first issue of Crap Hound (a clip art magazine) more than ten years ago.

Anything for these scumbags to make a buck. Obviously someone put poop in their stockings.
 
danlpoon
2007-12-14 2:23:55 PM  
Urban Outfitters is a national chain and I'm sure this shirt is in all their stores.

Urban Outfitters is a store for annoying people.

Florida still broke it as a "news story"

And if it hadn't been a Florida "news" outlet it wouldn't even have greened.

Face it, Florida is just the unwitting whipping boy for posters and mods alike. Do we deserve it? Does a Depends deserve a surreptitious Geri-dump? Heck no. And neither does Florida.
 
gorgor
2007-12-14 2:24:43 PM  
GreatNOD
HA! I have one of those, I wear it on Easter.

In Color (new window)
 
Russ1642
2007-12-14 2:24:54 PM  
"I don't like that shirt. I'm a child of the 60s, and I'm about as left as it gets, but I think that's in bad taste," a third shopper said.

Apparently this is as far left as people get. Idiot.
 
kornkob
2007-12-14 2:25:34 PM  
snake822: I'm this shirt is in all their stores. and I approve this message.

FTFY
 
whyworry
2007-12-14 2:25:38 PM  
WayneKerr: and now the kids have to pay the price.

It's always hardest on the children, and the poor.
 
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