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(retroCrush) Boobies Obscure but sexy album covers from yesteryear (safe for work)   ( retrocrush.com) divider line
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43439 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Oct 2002 at 4:30 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-13 10:45:20 PM  
No need to see why they are obscure.
Next history lesson will have more nipplage I would hope...
2002-10-14 04:35:32 AM  
Wow they made cd covers huge back in the day!
2002-10-14 04:39:39 AM  
old busted
2002-10-14 04:46:55 AM  
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i really did think it said something other than 'big hits'
2002-10-14 04:51:24 AM  
hey whats happened to the database which counted numbers of articles submitted and the top submitters list?
2002-10-14 05:01:04 AM  
This has got to be the sexiest album cover ever. I don't care for her as a singer, but hey.....you have to admit.

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Cormee I dunno, mine still works.
2002-10-14 05:04:05 AM  
Just kidding they removed them all about a week ago because they got tired of the bragging rights. Or poeple complaining about why certain peoples links got posted and there's didn't.
2002-10-14 05:05:00 AM  
I was expecting some scarier stuff, along the lines of the Scorpions "Virgin Killer" album.

Not safe for work

I can't believe that cover was released! I think it was actually banned in the US.
2002-10-14 05:06:57 AM  
Dammit, Janet - i love you!

well actually... i wish those hands were mine...
2002-10-14 05:12:24 AM  
my vote:
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Bring back the article counts!

I was so proud of my 5.

2002-10-14 05:21:00 AM  
Personally I think this is one of the most appealing covers i've ever seen.

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2002-10-14 05:24:05 AM  
... and everything else on that link was appalling :)

The 70's were so unsexy I'm surprised I even got born.
2002-10-14 05:24:25 AM  
well actually... i wish those hands were mine...

What a coincidence! Me too!
2002-10-14 05:26:03 AM  
Cheers johndx... why would people be bothered posting anything now tho?
2002-10-14 05:30:33 AM  
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Jump on it
2002-10-14 05:34:57 AM  
Nuthin beats Whip Cream & Other Delights. It is hand down the sexiest cover ever.
2002-10-14 05:36:22 AM  
why would people be bothered posting anything now tho?

That's what my theory was, but hell the articles keep flying in. My guess is the submitters who actually get articles posted, just don't care. I dunno.

C'mon people! I wanna see more sexa album covers!
2002-10-14 05:37:37 AM  
Mmmmm, yeah!

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2002-10-14 05:42:19 AM  
I'd post the Blind Faith cover, but the girl looks like she's 12. She must be well into her 50's by now tho.
2002-10-14 05:44:08 AM  
/Kevbo crumples into a pool of drool
Thankyouverymuch Johndx. You made my evening. I didn't feel like digging through the LPs right now.

In my mind that woman is exactly as she looked 35+ years ago and is just waiting for me...

Of course she's old enough now that she could be my mother.


2002-10-14 05:53:31 AM  
2002-10-14 06:04:52 AM  
Thankyouverymuch sweety! Did I mention you are loved?
2002-10-14 06:07:52 AM  
My fave from Playboy..

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2002-10-14 06:13:41 AM  
Well..on second thought, this one is pretty sexy too.

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2002-10-14 06:26:01 AM  
i like the white fluffy one - she's just asking for someone (ME!!!) to come up behind her... and no carpet burn, either! goddamn. hooray for beautiful curvy women's bodies!
2002-10-14 06:33:40 AM  
I'll fight you for her! LOL
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Or...you could let me watch ;)
2002-10-14 06:42:01 AM  
join the queue - my flatmate hands me his digital camera everytime i bring a girl over...
i quite like the silver-painted one on the playboy site - if only that was edible. mmmmmm. they don't call me silvertongued for nothing! ;)
2002-10-14 06:49:10 AM  
OK, there was a KD Lang cover in there and that's just not funny.
2002-10-14 06:55:10 AM  
there you go honey - enjoy. these are from my collection... sorry, too tired to make them real links. off to bed. RIP kittens.



http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/flatnet/denariel/invisible%20white%20​thong.jp g

2002-10-14 07:00:58 AM  
2002-10-14 07:17:44 AM  
JOHNDX: I came in here to post that very Herb Alpert record cover. Thanks for saving me the trouble!
2002-10-14 07:32:09 AM  

Nice thong.
2002-10-14 08:12:21 AM  
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2002-10-14 08:15:14 AM  

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This guy uses them in his blog's design...
2002-10-14 08:37:44 AM  
I have to agree with Tadlette - very nice pic...
2002-10-14 08:45:45 AM  
Golden Earring had one of those covers but they had to change it. i'd post it but can't find a copy on the web. got one at home tho.
2002-10-14 09:18:14 AM  
Sad thing is, I have tons of albums like these and actually own them for musical content...but I'll admit some are just to look at. Anyone out there who gets into the mood every now and then for some good elevator music, check out Summer Samba by Walter Wanderley. One of the most cheesy organ-y songs I've ever heard.
2002-10-14 09:42:07 AM  
Any album cover by Kate Bush is very appealing in a romantic (as opposed to salacious) way...
2002-10-14 10:00:28 AM  
Stevie Nicks on the back cover of Rumors
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2002-10-14 10:05:24 AM  
kd lang is a great singer at all, and I would consider her voice pretty sexy if a had never seen what she looked like, and never knew she was super-butch.

What a Cruel cruel joke.
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2002-10-14 10:06:16 AM  
Rob, you have really clever ideas with Retrocrush... keep it up!
2002-10-14 10:06:26 AM  
They should've have Hawkwind's "Space Ritual".
2002-10-14 10:20:34 AM  
I always liked The madhouse albums ...

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2002-10-14 10:35:50 AM  
2002-10-14 10:45:06 AM  
JOHNDX - Thanks for that pic! My mother has that album. I'm surprised that one isn't on Retrocrush.
2002-10-14 10:53:29 AM  
It didnt have Herb Alberts, WHipped Cream and other Delites? That site sucked, waste of a link!!!

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2002-10-14 10:55:47 AM  
The only good thing about this link was a link of it to go to Sports By Brooke..

where the real hotties are...
2002-10-14 10:56:51 AM  
SuburbanCowboy: That's a very disturbing picture...
2002-10-14 11:06:07 AM  
Velvet Underground Live...

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2002-10-14 11:32:44 AM  
That cover with Anne Frank in the window was disturbing, looks like some sick Fark PS!
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