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(Some Guy)   Finally, a Game that appeals to the intellect. "Bikini Karate Babes has action, comedy, sex appeal and strategy, all wrapped up in a tight little package."   ( bikinikaratebabes.com) divider line
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10896 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Oct 2002 at 12:58 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-12 01:04:50 AM  
Bouncy Bouncy?
2002-10-12 01:09:48 AM  
Yeah, 30 bucks. Kiss my ass.
2002-10-12 01:12:17 AM  
weird ... i submitted this like a week ago
why did this link to it get mentioned and
the other one not?

:( i'm so angry

well ... not really but...
2002-10-12 01:13:31 AM  
this game is sooooo bad. It's like watching a Godzilla movie...stop-motion quality
2002-10-12 01:17:19 AM  
I'm still looking forward to the DOA vollyball game. When does that come out?
2002-10-12 01:19:23 AM  
Ugh...something like this shouldn't be called a game...

That is some REALLY bad animation.

It is fun to watch though.
2002-10-12 01:21:25 AM  
30 FARKING DOLLARS..I'll stick to free porn
2002-10-12 01:29:22 AM  
DOA beach volleyball is set for 4 december 02 as of right now.

you might check into BMX XXX as well ;) it's set for 20 nevember 02, for ps2, xbox, and gamecube, but the ps2 version is supposed to be toned down
2002-10-12 01:30:10 AM  
You've never played a fighting game like this before. Martial arts moves are nice, but it's so much better if you can bend your opponent over and spank her. Or tickle her silly, or steal her bikini top and leave her powerless to fight!

No, but I've lived it.
2002-10-12 01:31:35 AM  
I'll bet someone was inspired by my screen name...
2002-10-12 01:32:30 AM  
Seems like it was a good idea at the time. By the way, check out the 30 mb preview video clip. Not bad if you like seeing video game chicks doing crazy moves and taking off each other's tops (nudity does not ensue).
2002-10-12 01:34:45 AM  
What 30mb clip? I see no clips. Please point.
2002-10-12 01:36:33 AM  
Is this available on Kazaa yet?
2002-10-12 01:40:17 AM  
Steve, back in my AOL days we made a sound called "Steve must die." Hope you don't take offense.
2002-10-12 01:40:51 AM  
This game was reviewed on ign.com a while ago... Recieved 1.5 out of 10.

Memorable Quotes:

"...I don't think the game has passed through Wal-Mart's rigorous approval process..."

"...but all that takes an irrelevant backseat to play, which actually has the uncanny ability to ruin life itself."

"Aside from the horrible control, mind numbing audio, baffling everything, and complete, unadulterated insanity, this is a terrific game that should be immediately purchased by anyone with a lobotomy or currently in the process of getting a professionally done or self performed lobotomy."

Guess where my next thirty dollars are going. Bada bing!
2002-10-12 01:45:03 AM  
BMX XXX ps2 version toned down?

I would think the Gamecube or even X-Box version to be toned down (though, Resident Evil really shows Nintendo doesn't want to be kiddy anymore, but Microsoft may be trying to make a 'family' product, Sony tends to not care about games, as long as they don't get an AO rating).

BTW, this was avaiable on *ahem* "sites", about a week ago. I don't anyone got it though =P
2002-10-12 01:47:46 AM  
wouldn't even buy this if had naked lesbians for stars.
2002-10-12 01:51:59 AM  
Anyone admit playing Roger Ramrod? 'Twas a real game, sorta like Doom, much better than this.
2002-10-12 01:58:16 AM  
Perhaps you'd rather play a porn game where you are a president screwing his lovely intern. Also a fine, upstanding title bound to please the soccer moms of the world.

And I do believe this one has a free demo.
2002-10-12 02:05:19 AM  
I forgot to mention that the game comes on four cd-roms for a grand total of... drumroll please... a 2.5 gigabyte install size.

This game keeps looking better and better.
2002-10-12 02:11:59 AM  
Time for a celebration of some sort I think...

After many months one of my submissions gets posted!

*sheds tear*
2002-10-12 03:07:45 AM  
Wasn't this already done, but done better?... It was calle DOA (1, 2, 3, and 4) and was masterbated to across the country? Ya know, the game that when anyone talks about, they mention the girls, but whenever you mention that boobs are the focus they launch into a rant about the gameplay, which is so damn amazing they would always be talking about it if they weren't talking about how hot the girls look? That game?

Plus hardcore gamers do not find real women attractive.

It's a well known fact. They prefer 3d rendered Boobs, or at least anime breasts.
2002-10-12 03:12:43 AM  
The 30 meg video Gomer was referring to was located on another site located in the "links" section.

You can download it here

And incase I farked up the html:
2002-10-12 06:47:38 AM  
I don't think I've seen graphics that advanced since Pit Fighter.

[image from kinox.org too old to be available]
2002-10-12 04:52:26 PM  
This has, of course, already been done--
[image from gamespot.com too old to be available]
2002-10-12 08:59:31 PM  
Odd. I tried submitting this a few months ago, and got the ol' "oops, farked up" message.
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