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5272 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Dec 2007 at 10:56 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2007-12-10 10:46:19 AM  
Was he greased up?
2007-12-10 10:48:52 AM  
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2007-12-10 11:05:21 AM  
He was heard muttering something about trademarking "NSFW"
2007-12-10 11:10:16 AM  
Please be a cute girl...please be a cute girl...


2007-12-10 11:12:04 AM  
be careful with that stuff I used to be a lawyer
2007-12-10 11:12:16 AM  
Greasy guy is already here.

Only reason why I came in to comment...
2007-12-10 11:14:18 AM  
This guy's almost as crazy as that website (new window) that's trying to trademark NSFW.
2007-12-10 11:14:53 AM  
That article made me horny.
2007-12-10 11:19:55 AM  
This reminds me of something that happened in my family when we were living in NJ. My Mom's cousin was slightly off-center but the kind of person you always really like. She never really had much luck in the romance department as most men found her to be kooky. Finally, she introduced the family to this man who genuinely cared for her. He was a salesman who traveled during the week but was always home on the weekends and showered her with attention on the weekends. He was well mannered and handsome so the family was very pleased and happy for her, except for my Great Aunt. My Great Aunt was elderly, suspicious and very wealthy. She hired a private investigator to find out all about her niece's new gentleman caller. Within a few days, we learned that he was a patient at Greystone Park Psychiatric Hospital and was released on the weekends to go home to his family. Apparently they had a lot in common.
2007-12-10 11:21:20 AM  
Must be a Jets season ticket holder.
2007-12-10 11:23:51 AM  
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2007-12-10 11:23:56 AM  
Nestea Plunge: Must be a Jets season ticket holder.


/probably true
//hangs head in shame
2007-12-10 11:24:53 AM  
Nestea Plunge: Must be a Jets season ticket holder.

If he hadn't been recaptured he was due to be the offensive coordinator against the Pats this week.
2007-12-10 11:26:59 AM  
Poor guy. It must have been really cold. The article doesn't say, but hopefully he didn't get frostbite anywhere.
2007-12-10 11:30:53 AM  
YESSS. I've been waiting eons to say something along these lines...

"Ancora Psychiatric Hospital is located a short WALK from my house so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies!"

Oh great day.

/no really.
//i used to fish in the lake hidden in the woods right behind it.
///its only about 200 feet long and maybe 100 feet wide but its almost 3 times as deep.
/i wonder if that's where they throw the dead inmates...
2007-12-10 11:31:57 AM  
What he did (pops) to get put away...
Would have been better off with him frozen to death.
2007-12-10 11:35:28 AM  
Elminst: What he did (pops) to get put away...
Would have been better off with him frozen to death.

Take it easy on the poor guy. He's an orphan.
2007-12-10 11:42:25 AM  
that's a taserin
2007-12-10 11:45:13 AM  
Take it easy on the poor guy. He's an orphan.

Orphan: a child who has lost both parents through death, or, less commonly, one parent. Don't think a 30 year old is a child

/just saying
2007-12-10 11:55:35 AM  
Florida, quit slackin' off!
2007-12-10 11:59:14 AM  
2007-12-10 12:33:01 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

'Dya hear the one about the guy in the nuthouse who walked around nekkid, 'cept fer a hat 'n gloves? 'N the nurse said, "Hey, what're you, you can't walk around like 'at!" An he says, "Well, it's okay, nobody ever comes around here anyway." An she says, "Well, then what about the hat 'n gloves?" An he says, "Well, you never know!"

/Obscure, for sure.
2007-12-10 12:42:50 PM  
he just killed himself actually
2007-12-10 12:43:39 PM  
2007-12-10 1:03:50 PM  
rogerklotz: he just killed himself actually

Poor Billy Bibbit.
2007-12-10 1:36:54 PM  
Naked escapes from state mental hospitals are quite logical really.

A friend of mine did this, he knew that if anybody saw him running away from the nut house in state hospital pyjamas they would realise he was an escapee, so he took them off and ran away naked instead.

He ran to the house directly opposite the hospital, they let him in and let him have a shower, while he was in the shower he used their razor to shave his eyebrows off and the front half of the hair on his head in a perfect line from ear to ear. He figured this would have a streamlining effect and give him an advantage in the final sprint from the men with the big nets.

It all made perfect sense at the time.
2007-12-10 11:40:58 PM  
New Jersey. Where else?
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