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(Sheboygan Press)   Drunk smears himself with butter to escape tavern   ( divider line
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2935 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jul 2001 at 9:15 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-31 09:23:32 AM  
Pretty clever for a drunk guy.
2001-07-31 09:34:54 AM  
With all the free beer available, I'll bet Drew would have stayed until they reopened the next day.
2001-07-31 09:38:08 AM  
It all makes sens to me...
2001-07-31 09:41:51 AM  
I once smeared myself with butter... but I wasnt trying to escape anywhere.
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-31 10:11:23 AM  
i like butter
2001-07-31 10:14:51 AM  
And the winner of the gold in the "Most Inadvisable Thing To Say On The Web" goes to ... Kat!
2001-07-31 10:20:31 AM  
i like butter smeared on Kat.
2001-07-31 10:26:21 AM  
2001-07-31 10:30:37 AM  
2001-07-31 10:31:22 AM  
damn she finally got her revenge!
2001-07-31 11:29:29 AM  
Just the way I like them.....drunk and all buttered up!
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-31 11:36:01 AM  
this is my puppy, up in the air

[image from too old to be available]

i levitated her. yep.
2001-07-31 11:53:53 AM  
kat! how did you do that? is that like a cut and paste thing? or can your doggy fly???? wait, you're the devil, you can do anything...

thats proly gonna get photoshoped! hehe
2001-07-31 11:54:45 AM  
ummmm...Kat...your arms look freekishly long in that pic! ;)
2001-07-31 11:54:53 AM  
or did you glue pepper to the ceiling....
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-31 12:08:50 PM  
::whispers to lore::i threw her in the air dumbass...

and they bend in jugee! i can twist um all around..
2001-07-31 12:12:16 PM  
yeah well. i didnt think of that. you see, im creatuve so i was thinking of other things, you know...
besides, im *blonde*
2001-07-31 12:38:32 PM  
I hope for your sake Kat, that PETA never sees this wonton display of animal cruely and violence. That dog could slip out of your grip and fall causing much pain to PETA members and probably a small bruise to the dog.
2001-07-31 12:45:52 PM  
I'd like to butter Kat's puppies...

(someone had to say it)
2001-07-31 12:46:33 PM  
Interesting story. However, I usually butter myself up before I go out to the bars.
2001-07-31 01:05:38 PM  
I miss Jaxolatomus and his "Funny, but not the Onion" comments
2001-07-31 01:06:08 PM  
Are you double jointed?
2001-07-31 01:41:03 PM  
I can't believe it's not butter.

Hope that tag fixed the font size.
2001-07-31 02:31:59 PM  
this was a waste of time
2001-07-31 03:04:14 PM  
Greased Lightning, go Greased Lightning!
2001-07-31 03:29:37 PM  
Kat's picture is ripe for a photoshop...... hummmmmmm?
2001-07-31 03:49:45 PM  
"Authorities found his T-shirt in the basement and four cases of beer and a butter container at the top of the stairs in front of the door."


BTW, that's cruel to animals, Kat. I'm actually the president of the PETA midwest chapter. You're busted.
2001-07-31 04:15:10 PM  
you know the old saying, nothings funnier than a drunk covered in butter except a drunk covered in vomit, that smells like urine.... wait no that's not right...
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-31 04:39:48 PM  
i think i may be tucci.

and screw peta, pepper loves the feeling of being violently thrown into the air, and ive only dropped her once, er..twice...
2001-07-31 05:37:05 PM  
kat is that a collar i see on your neck? hehe
2001-07-31 07:16:30 PM  
2001-07-31 07:38:35 PM  
Erb Crandal: Why are you all shiny?
Congressman David Dilbeck: It's Vaseline!
Erb Crandal: Oh ho! Ohhh! It's Vas . . . great . . . it's Vaseline!
Congressman David Dilbeck: You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?
Erb Crandal: No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no.
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-31 09:15:44 PM  
Sgamer: you should see my duct tape "necklace", but my dad made me take it off to go see family. but oh, as soon as i find where he hid it, im taking it back!
2001-07-31 10:57:14 PM  

I'd say the dog looks startled. Then again, Kat probably does that to any cats around her house. I'll keep her away from here, we have two cats she could be tossing and one fat tabby.

Then again, they go into hiding when strangers are around. Hehehehehehehehe....
2001-07-31 11:11:42 PM  
Big Deal,
Tucci rolls around in butter every day just to crawl into his moose's anal cavity.True Story.
2001-07-31 11:53:06 PM  
Kat: How old are you?
2001-08-01 12:04:05 AM  
I'm not gay
2001-08-01 12:15:13 AM  
A drunken, shirtless man...four cases of beer...a butter container...sounds like a party Martha Stewart-style.
2001-08-01 01:10:25 AM  
You might be a redneck . . .

if you've ever used lard in bed.
2001-08-01 04:43:35 AM  
A Stick Of Butter Goes To The Bar to Order A Drink.

The bartender replies "I'm Sorry we Don't Serve Food."
2001-08-01 05:29:35 AM  
mmmmmm ........ Purple Butter
2001-08-01 04:12:40 PM  
What about the cruelty to the butter?

Imagine the mental anguish caused by being smeared on a drunk sweaty Wisconsonite guy?

Of course in Wisconsin, they have a lot of butter to go around
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