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(Some Guy)   And today's Unclear on the Concept award goes to the deli running a sale on boneless hams labeled "Perfect for Chanukah." With picture goodness   (nancykayshapiro.livejournal.com) divider line
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Ant
2007-12-04 2:54:54 PM  
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SnarfVader
2007-12-04 3:06:05 PM  
Ant: Fail Pic

That's awesome!
 
rocinante721
2007-12-04 3:08:56 PM  
Let's face it ~ growing up amongst plenty of The Chosen in suburban NYC limits, I knew of one family, out of dozens, who kept kosher.

First time I ever saw a microwave oven, the Goldmans were using it to nuke bacon.

Just as long as there are enough Jews to clamor for K4P Coca-Cola w/ cane sugar, I'll be happy! (still have 4-2L bottles from last season. Yummers!)

/mmmm ... bacon!
 
albo
2007-12-04 3:13:31 PM  
as a line cook, i had a waitress come back and said the customer wanted to know if the ham was kosher. i told her to tell him "sure it is"
 
Blues_X
2007-12-04 3:13:39 PM  
That's f'ing good ham, Dad!
 
SchlingFo
2007-12-04 3:37:45 PM  
I see nothing against the spirit of Chanukah in this sale.

You buy the meat on sale and sell it to the Christians at full price.
 
RocketRod
2007-12-04 4:05:19 PM  
All of which reminds me of an old joke:

A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?

The rabbi responds, Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.
The priest then asks, Have you ever eaten pork?

To which the rabbi replies, Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?

The priest replied, Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.

The rabbi then asked him, Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?

The priest replied, Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.

The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes, and then he said, Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?

/forget keeping God out of the bedroom
//let's get G-d out of the kitchen, first
 
BobtheFascist
2007-12-04 4:07:11 PM  
Dammit, I knew there was such a thing as Kosher ham.
 
Tabatha Static
2007-12-04 4:38:36 PM  
This ham ad is an obvious anti-semitic slur against the foreign policy positions of the great nation-state of Israel.

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Summon Tatsuma!
 
SnarfVader
2007-12-04 4:45:12 PM  
SchlingFo: I see nothing against the spirit of Chanukah in this sale.

You buy the meat on sale and sell it to the Christians at full price.

I see what you did there.

/And I LoL'ed
 
AngryDragon
2007-12-04 5:48:00 PM  
Jews demanding the execution of the deli owner in 3...2...1...oh, wait.
 
Three legged dog
2007-12-04 5:48:57 PM  
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Enjoys his pork products.
 
mylonitic
2007-12-04 5:49:49 PM  
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2007-12-04 5:50:19 PM  
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Can't touch this!
 
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2007-12-04 5:50:40 PM  
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Raging Thespian
2007-12-04 5:50:43 PM  
They should quickly replace the display with some lobster.
 
mongbiohazard
2007-12-04 5:51:53 PM  
SchlingFo: I see nothing against the spirit of Chanukah in this sale.

You buy the meat on sale and sell it to the Christians at full price.


I lol'd
 
justme317
2007-12-04 5:52:25 PM  
*facepalms*

/Enjoying the Failpics. Keep 'em coming!
 
FunkOut
2007-12-04 5:53:43 PM  
If they'd labelled the ham as perfect for Ramadan, the supermarket would probably be smoking ruin by now.
 
HotWingConspiracy
2007-12-04 5:54:46 PM  
Jews get the fail tag this time. Ham is deelish and abiding by backwards ass dietary laws so you don't make a ghost angry is not.
 
Captain Obvious
2007-12-04 5:55:20 PM  
I can't wait to see the Jews rioting in the streets and demanding that the store owners be thrown in jail, executed, or at LEAST exhiled for this outrage.
 
olddinosaur
2007-12-04 5:55:59 PM  
This must be what they call "tasteless" advertising.
 
EthelPP
2007-12-04 5:56:12 PM  
That's no deli. It's simply a place that sells meat. No self-respecting deli would possibly be that stupid. They probably sell baked bagels.
 
alienchickenpie
2007-12-04 5:56:44 PM  
If they'd laballed the Ritalin as perfect for.. umm.. L. Ron Hubbard's birdthay, the supermarket would probably be sold off to pay legal fees by now.
 
Ardilla
2007-12-04 5:58:01 PM  
Awesome!

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czarangelus
2007-12-04 5:58:40 PM  
Jews: Think pig is unclean
Muslims: Think pig is unclean

Jews: Monotheist Jehova worshipers
Muslims: Monotheist Jehova worshipers

Jews: Regressive, sometimes backwards moral laws
Muslims: Regressive, sometimes backwards moral laws

Jews: Think the Temple Mount/Dome of the Rock is their most sacred site
Muslims: Think the Temple Mount/Dome of the Rock is their most sacred site

Jews: Willing to fight a war over claims to the Mediterranean Levant
Muslims: Willing to fight a war over claims to the Mediterranean Levant

What was the difference again?
 
Tatsuma
2007-12-04 5:58:47 PM  
rocinante721: Let's face it ~ growing up amongst plenty of The Chosen in suburban NYC limits, I knew of one family, out of dozens, who kept kosher.

Anecdotal evidence. About 1 out of 5 Jew is Orthodox and eats kosher.

Not only that but, mostly in Israel, there are plenty of non-Orthodox Jews, especially on the Sephardi side, who keep Kosher.
 
Ishidan
2007-12-04 5:59:09 PM  
Yeah, but bacon tastes GOOD. Pork chops taste GOOD.
 
pan fried monkey spunk
2007-12-04 5:59:34 PM  
Perfect is the new delicious.
 
theorellior
2007-12-04 6:00:03 PM  
Rabbi K: What is this? The Krusty the Klown?
Waitress: That's ham, sausage, and bacon, with a smidge of mayo.
Rabbi K: What!?
Waitress: On white bread.
 
amazing_live_seamonkeys
2007-12-04 6:00:06 PM  
Southern BBQ is one of the biggest reasons I could never be a Joo or a Muslim. That and the belief in God.
 
pounddawg
2007-12-04 6:00:24 PM  
What do you call a Jewish dilemma?

Free Ham

Why are Jews noses so big?

Air is free.

How did copper wire get invented?

Two Jews fighting over a penny.

And the last...

Jewish son goes to his father and asks for $50.

Father replies "$40! what do you need $30 for? Go ask your Mother for $20
 
logruszed
2007-12-04 6:01:08 PM  
Blues_X: That's f'ing good ham, Dad!

Dave Foley, KITH reference FTW.
 
theorellior
2007-12-04 6:01:33 PM  
Ishidan: Yeah, but bacon tastes GOOD. Pork chops taste GOOD.

Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie but I wouldn't know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mutherfarker.
 
Tatsuma
2007-12-04 6:01:55 PM  
czarangelus: What was the difference again?

We don't torture our rape victims or call for the death of people calling bears "Moshe"
 
phaseolus
2007-12-04 6:02:18 PM  
A product development guy at one of the Kraft Foods technical centers once told me that "Shake n Bake for Pork" is actually a Kosher product. It just sort of ends up that way; it's cheaper to make it the Kosher way rather than have a separate non-kosher buncha ingredients, production line, etc.

One thing I did notice is that it isn't labeled Kosher. I think they realized that people would laugh...
 
IXI Jim IXI
2007-12-04 6:02:25 PM  
czarangelus: What was the difference again?

Detonation fetish?
 
amazing_live_seamonkeys
2007-12-04 6:02:36 PM  
czarangelus: What was the difference again?

Yeah, I kid my Jew friends that aside from the Yarmakule, Jews and Muslims around Jerusalem and Lebanon etc. kinda look the same to me.
 
FreddyCalhoun
2007-12-04 6:02:58 PM  
czarangelusMuslims: Think the Temple Mount/Dome of the Rock is their third most sacred site


What was the difference again?

Jews don't recognzie Mohammed or Jesus as prophets, to start. If you are really that far behind, you should check out an Encyclopedia rather than rely on Farkers.
 
czarangelus
2007-12-04 6:02:59 PM  
Tatsuma: We don't torture our rape victims or call for the death of people calling bears "Moshe"

You do, however, torture "terrorist suspects" without charge or trial, and I see about ten dozen self-identifying Israeli Jews calling for the bombing of a dozen cities on a daily basis.
 
logruszed
2007-12-04 6:03:08 PM  
Also the sign reads "Delicious", not "kosher". So while it certainly isn't kosher it might well be delicious indeed.

If someone can send me one I'll gladly confirm or refute said deliciousness.
 
bongmiester
2007-12-04 6:03:10 PM  
amazing_live_seamonkeys: Southern BBQ is one of the biggest reasons I could never be a Joo or a Muslim. That and the belief in God.

indonesia is said to have some of the best pork bbqs in the world - and one of the largest muslem populations.

not sure where i'm heading with this - just popped in my head
 
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2007-12-04 6:03:18 PM  
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2007-12-04 6:03:21 PM  
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Tatsuma
2007-12-04 6:03:55 PM  
czarangelus: You do, however, torture "terrorist suspects" without charge or trial

No, we don't

and I see about ten dozen self-identifying Israeli Jews calling for the bombing of a dozen cities on a daily basis.

Right, you do. Is that before or after the Lizardmen say they control the world?
 
czarangelus
2007-12-04 6:04:30 PM  
FreddyCalhoun: czarangelusMuslims: Think the Temple Mount/Dome of the Rock is their third most sacred site

Al-Aqsa, "The Furtherest Mosque," is where Mohammad was allegedly borne bodily into Heaven by Allah. I don't really give regard to any informal ranking system putting the Kaaba et c. higher than that. It's as holy as a Muslim holy site gets.

FreddyCalhoun: Jews don't recognzie Mohammed or Jesus as prophets, to start.

Ironically, Muslims do recognize Jesus, Elijah, Moses, et c.
 
overlord
2007-12-04 6:04:33 PM  
FunkOut: If they'd labelled the ham as perfect for Ramadan, the supermarket would probably be smoking ruin by now.

You have to admit, smoked ruin is pretty delicious.
 
Your Black Muslim Credit Union
2007-12-04 6:04:36 PM  
czarangelus:

What was the difference again?

Both hate d-bags like you?

Oh difference... umm, I'd say a few thousand years of history to start... how about you read up on it ace.
 
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2007-12-04 6:04:49 PM  
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IXI Jim IXI
2007-12-04 6:05:14 PM  
Tatsuma: Right, you do. Is that before or after the Lizardmen say they control the world?

How did Jim Morrison get involved in this?
 
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