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184226 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jul 2001 at 8:03 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-31 08:06:35 AM  
Lots of boobies.
2001-07-31 08:16:37 AM  
Ahhh EHOWA. Gotta love the Tasteless Tuesdays if you are on his email list. He has published one of my stories on just such a Tuesday.
2001-07-31 08:26:30 AM  
I prefer faces with the BOOBIES.
2001-07-31 08:30:44 AM  
Appie: not always, do you?
2001-07-31 08:34:33 AM  
i'll take them with or without faces *sigh*
2001-07-31 08:40:31 AM  
i didnt like any of them....
2001-07-31 09:06:21 AM  
Damn, that was a let down. If I want to see nasty boobies, I'll look at my wife's.
2001-07-31 09:19:53 AM  
Boobies are boobies.. as long as they don't touch the ground, look like parchment or have teeth and claws they're good in my book.
2001-07-31 09:26:42 AM  
I'm with you, them's the nastiest lookin' titties I ever saw.
2001-07-31 09:30:11 AM  
You get your hopes up when you go to the link, but then get sick when you see the page. They should ban those boobies.
2001-07-31 09:36:37 AM  
I think I saw maybe one bearable pair. Ernie has some older fans I see, no?
2001-07-31 09:42:17 AM  
What's the matter guys...can't handle the real thing? Gotta have your boobies airbrushed?
JUMBOTRON ~ Your comment was one of the RUDEST I have read on fark. It even stung me, THANK GOD I didn't have the misfortune of being your wife.
2001-07-31 09:51:13 AM  
You guys need to look again. The 4th set of pics are very nice.
2001-07-31 10:11:37 AM  
This contest will be accepting pictures through August 15th. There will be more boobies! Must have more boobies! Isn't the Internet great? All you have to do is offer up a few small prizes and women will send you pictures of their boobies. God Bless the Internet.
2001-07-31 10:14:50 AM  
Yes, I'll take my boobies airbrushed thank you very much!
2001-07-31 10:20:29 AM  

that's a regular basketball team you've got there

-here's a story, of a man named...
2001-07-31 10:47:09 AM  
lol ash -you said what i was thinking!
2001-07-31 11:09:37 AM  
I get rather dizzy by all these boobies and signs saying 'I love Ernie'. My name happens to be Ernie.

// tries to pull grin off his face
2001-07-31 11:09:55 AM  
I don't know... one of those girls could hold a cd under her boobies.. let alone a pencil.
2001-07-31 11:29:27 AM  
CarlSpackler ~
Very Observant....and your point is?
2001-07-31 12:44:33 PM  
I agree with Jumbotron, his wife boobies are pretty nasty.
2001-07-31 12:53:00 PM  
Badger ~
Which leaves me with one question.....How the hell do you know what his wifes boobs look like?
2001-07-31 12:57:02 PM  
Boobies are boobies!! Who cares what they look like, unless there are none.
2001-07-31 01:57:20 PM  
pregnant boobies are even better, im a happy man for the next year or so.
2001-07-31 02:22:16 PM  
Damn man! There were some mean lookin titties in there!
2001-07-31 02:29:28 PM  
plenty of those boobies were just fine and dandy. Its called real vs. silicone, folks. I happen to enjoy both, and its much cooler to me to see the hopefully geeky gals next door showing them as well.

and I like that Ms.Xray was looking at em too.
2001-07-31 03:15:14 PM  
MonkeyMinded ~
And just why is that? =)
2001-07-31 03:15:48 PM  
You people are insane.

Boobies are a gift. A blessing.

If all you can handle are silicone injected, airbrushed, supermodel boobies then you don't have the right to be called a Boobie Admirer.

If you can't find admiration for *any* of the boobies on that page then you are entirely missing the point.

Just what do boobies mean to you anyway?
2001-07-31 05:16:09 PM  
yeah, if I wanted to see nasty boobies, I'd look at Jumbo's wife too.
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-31 05:27:02 PM  
i dunno but it think MY a cup boobies blow the shirts off those winning acup boobies by far. but, i think all boobies are beautiful, as long as they arent mangaled, but some boobies, tight perky boobies, are better for looking at.
2001-07-31 06:17:07 PM
2001-07-31 06:32:12 PM  
Ms.Xray Oh, you know why, yes you do...:)
2001-07-31 08:02:40 PM  
There's a wide array of boobies there. Some were gross and some were magnificent. Too bad they weren't numbered so we could vote.
2001-07-31 09:37:19 PM  
Prehaps this is obvious, but.....Speaking as a female, the more women know that men will appreciate thier own unique boobies, and not wish they were silicon, the more women everywhere will be willing to unveil. When all men unite in true boobie appreciation, there will be more boobies all around. Let boobies and weeners coexist peacefully, I say.
2001-07-31 09:40:22 PM  
i have worked at a photolab.. i've seen all kinds of stuff.. some nasty some... ripe... but the scanner shot kind of through me off guard.
2001-07-31 09:51:14 PM  
"Ach du lieber! Das is nicht eine Booby!"
2001-07-31 10:54:41 PM  
Kat I'd be more than happy to see those A cups of yours :-)
2001-08-01 12:07:46 AM  
I am dejected. Men always hit on Kat. Never me. Not that I'd want them too. Sometimes they hit on Drew. Never me.
2001-08-01 01:27:06 AM  
Come on Kat, we know you have a camera, lets see 'em. :)
2001-08-01 02:31:26 AM  
StickNinja: That's probably because of your profile pic.
2001-08-01 08:21:36 AM  
That scanner shot reminds me of when my ex girlfriend used to press herself against the shower door.

You guys have to realize that makes all boobies look weird. Like that skydiving shot that was on a while back ;)

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