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(Some Guy)   After doing a nude scene, Natalie Portman is shocked to discover her picture ended up on porn sites   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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8797 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Nov 2007 at 2:46 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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madcharlie
2007-11-25 1:06:26 PM  
TTIUWP
 
mikezenspace
2007-11-25 1:15:21 PM  
madcharlie: TTIUWP

This. Or links.
 
teto85 [TotalFark]
2007-11-25 1:22:52 PM  
She is a celebrity and people will want to look at her photos and/or screen caps. She'll get over it.
 
Mangoose [TotalFark]
2007-11-25 1:28:29 PM  
LINK?! LINK?! LINK!!!
 
Golden_Eternity
2007-11-25 1:30:42 PM  
wait til she finds out about that time she took her top off at the beach...
 
Hal B. Sure
2007-11-25 1:48:57 PM  
From the comments after the article:

Speaking of "Holly Wood".. have you ever looked at the name before and done some research...

Guess what type of wood is commonly used to make magick wands for wiccan pagan spell casting?

Yep, its Holly Wood... and this type of wood is specifically helpful when casting SLEEPING spells... just do a google on magic wands and holly and you'll see for yourself..

Just a coincidence?! I think not.

Awesome!
 
Sir Cumference the Flatulent
2007-11-25 1:53:58 PM  
Mangoose: LINK?! LINK?! LINK!!!

OK...sheesh.

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D-D-D-Dave
2007-11-25 1:58:29 PM  
OK...sheesh.

*fapfapfapfapfap*
 
Purple_Jack
2007-11-25 1:59:21 PM  
I'm clearly in a minority, but I've never understood how people find this titless bag of antlers attractive.
 
Outtaphase [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-11-25 2:14:26 PM  
stills, vids, NSFW(p). meh.
 
SpeshilEdjukashin
2007-11-25 2:18:38 PM  
2007-10-10 [Foobies]: Natalie Portman gets nekkid. (Not safe for work) (8)
 
Mangoose [TotalFark]
2007-11-25 2:20:58 PM  
Oddly enough, I knew someone was going to post a Link pic. I must be farkic.
 
DarkJohnson
2007-11-25 2:45:23 PM  
I love how she looks like a little boy. I'm sure she makes NAMBLA members feel just a pinch more normal.

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beoswulf
2007-11-25 2:50:56 PM  
DarkJohnson: I love how she looks like a little boy. I'm sure she makes NAMBLA members feel just a pinch more normal. to be the ghey

FTFY

She has a vagina and is older than me. Real NAMBLA material...
 
Mars232
2007-11-25 2:51:20 PM  
HOLY CRAP SHE LOOKS LIKE A BRUNETTE LINK!!!!!


//EWWW
////yeah I would hit it,but damn,she does look like an elf
//and not in a good,Liv Tyler in LOTR kinda way
 
Aarontology
2007-11-25 2:54:09 PM  
Mars232: yeah I would hit it,but damn,she does look like an elf

Ditto here. I'd play her Ocarina of Time in a heartbeat.

/While wearing Majora's Mask
 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark]
2007-11-25 2:55:00 PM  
Seriously, I hate actors like this "oooh, it's art! Why don't people appreciate the natural beauty of the nude figure and see my brilliant performance in the film?"

Men want to fap to images and clips of attractive naked people. If you get nekkid, men will fap to it as surely as the sun rises and sets. GET OVER YOURSELF.
 
ElLoco
2007-11-25 2:55:30 PM  
She could really use a couple of sammiches.

/sharp knees, etc
 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-11-25 3:00:46 PM  
PC LOAD LETTER: Seriously, I hate actors like this "oooh, it's art! Why don't people appreciate the natural beauty of the nude figure and see my brilliant performance in the film?"

Believe it or not, there actually are people in the world who *can* appreciate a human nude without seeing it as a sex object, and who look at those desperately horny individuals who spend their hours searching for the latest nipple slip video or screen cap of a naked celebrity as sad, pathetic losers.

I'm not sure of the exact numbers, but they do exist.
 
uncre8tv
2007-11-25 3:05:04 PM  
REPO...oh, I see what you did there.

nevertheless, I do not appreciate your clever ruse, subby.
 
Mars232
2007-11-25 3:05:46 PM  
Pocket Ninja: PC LOAD LETTER: Seriously, I hate actors like this "oooh, it's art! Why don't people appreciate the natural beauty of the nude figure and see my brilliant performance in the film?"

Believe it or not, there actually are people in the world who *can* appreciate a human nude without seeing it as a sex object, and who look at those desperately horny individuals who spend their hours searching for the latest nipple slip video or screen cap of a naked celebrity as sad, pathetic losers.

I'm not sure of the exact numbers, but they do exist.

Those same people are also sexless, pretentious slugs.

//naked females=sex to a majority of people
///those that dont like it,sucks to be you
 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-11-25 3:08:37 PM  
Mars232: Those same people are also sexless, pretentious slugs

That, or they recognize the difference between "sex" and "being naked."
 
uncre8tv
2007-11-25 3:08:46 PM  
OMG TFA has the LEAST fappable pic I've ever seen of her. Leave it to Huffington.

/ yes, less fappable than her 12yo Leon self
// aisle, please
/// would be hotter today w/ boobs, and less pretension.
 
uncre8tv
2007-11-25 3:12:40 PM  
Pocket Ninja, if you were less bitter you'd find a boyfriend.

/ applies weather you're male or female, btw.
 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark]
2007-11-25 3:13:30 PM  
Pocket Ninja: Believe it or not, there actually are people in the world who *can* appreciate a human nude without seeing it as a sex object, and who look at those desperately horny individuals who spend their hours searching for the latest nipple slip video or screen cap of a naked celebrity as sad, pathetic losers.

I'm not sure of the exact numbers, but they do exist.

Way to strawman. When did I say that people like you describe did not exist?

You get naked, this is what happens. Don't like it? Don't get naked. Is this the way it should be? Well, that's a completely different conversation. Regardless, reality is the situation she is in. Tough titties for her. Reality sucks.
 
Mars232
2007-11-25 3:17:05 PM  
Pocket Ninja: Mars232: Those same people are also sexless, pretentious slugs

That, or they recognize the difference between "sex" and "being naked."

Nope,sexless slugs.
 
MBA Whore
2007-11-25 3:19:07 PM  
She is fugly and I would not fark her with another man's dick.

I don't understand why people think she is hot. She is the classic "bag of bones" girl.

/ I want short, voluptous, large boobed biatches
// mmmm....Jenifer Tilly
 
Mars232
2007-11-25 3:19:52 PM  
MBA Whore: She is fugly and I would not fark her with another man's dick.

I don't understand why people think she is hot. She is the classic "bag of bones" girl.

/ I want short, voluptous, large boobed biatches
// mmmm....Jenifer Tilly

^^^^that^^^^^
 
Mars232
2007-11-25 3:25:57 PM  
Pocket Ninja BTW,she was getting naked to simulate sex. Why again should I/anyone with a normal human sex drive not be aroused by that? That would be the purpose of the exercise.

//Jennifer Tilly is 1000X hotter
///also Kathleen Turner,I would still hit that,right now,without a second of hesitation
 
StrikitRich
2007-11-25 3:30:56 PM  
[image from rankinrob.typepad.com too old to be available]

Linc?
 
Spookync
2007-11-25 3:35:36 PM  
Naive must be her middle name.

/or wonderbra
 
suicide
2007-11-25 3:49:31 PM  
no sympathy, jizzjar. she of all people should know that the internet is zionist sorcery run by a cabal of shadowy elders.
 
TemperedEdge
2007-11-25 4:14:41 PM  
suicide: the internet is zionist sorcery run by a cabal of shadowy elders.

And here I thought "series of tubes" was the prevailing theory.

All this hype for that? Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it. But that wasn't anything to get 30 kinds of excited about...
 
Understudy
2007-11-25 4:21:56 PM  
naked and petrified
 
suicide
2007-11-25 4:23:55 PM  
TemperedEdge: And here I thought "series of tubes" was the prevailing theory.

more like a series of Jew-bes.

/okay, enough of that
 
Handsome B. Wonderful
2007-11-25 4:29:26 PM  
There wasn't enough details about Natalie Portman looking at porn sites.
 
Pontius Gandalf
2007-11-25 5:24:39 PM  
StrikitRich: Solid.
 
semiotix
2007-11-25 5:32:02 PM  
DarkJohnson: I love how she looks like a little boy.

Yes, I suspect you do. But thanks for the pic all the same.
 
semiotix
2007-11-25 5:33:47 PM  
PubesTetrazzini: Who turned Natalie Portman into a Gefilte? Fess up!

Actually, if I hadn't known, I'd have thought that was Winona Ryder. Anyone else see what I'm talking about?
 
dettigersnw22
2007-11-25 5:58:04 PM  
her ass is like two elbows next to each other....
 
jaldor
2007-11-25 5:59:16 PM  
semiotix: PubesTetrazzini: Who turned Natalie Portman into a Gefilte? Fess up!

Actually, if I hadn't known, I'd have thought that was Winona Ryder. Anyone else see what I'm talking about?


Totally.
 
Derwood
2007-11-25 6:41:26 PM  
this is the saddest excuse for a nude scene evar
 
RoyBatty
2007-11-25 6:47:16 PM  
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Dialectic
2007-11-25 7:34:47 PM  
I found 'em!!! (new window)

NSFW, of course.
 
eatin' fetus
2007-11-25 7:52:15 PM  
Dialectic:

I'm seriously thinking about email you a nasty email about the basics of internet security. This is inexcusable.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2007-11-25 7:54:08 PM  
Thanks, Dialectic. I thought she was kind of a prude, I had no idea she'd show that much. Damn.
 
krelborne
2007-11-25 8:32:31 PM  
Outtaphase: meh.

This.
 
ignite ice
2007-11-25 8:41:55 PM  
beoswulf: DarkJohnson: I love how she looks like a little boy. I'm sure she makes NAMBLA members feel just a pinch more normal. to be the ghey

FTFY

She has a vagina and is older than me. Real NAMBLA material...

Excellent point beoswulf.
 
cubsfan07
2007-11-25 9:10:26 PM  
Linc?

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Phil Moskowitz
2007-11-25 9:29:33 PM  
girls can dress up like boys and cut their hair short? OMG!!!! People slagging a girl that looks very much like Audrey Hepburn is funny. A LOT of the gay is in this thread.
 
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