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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))   According to the US Census Bureau, four million names are held by one person. Bet it takes him forever to endorse his paychecks   (heraldtribune.com) divider line
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2007-11-19 4:47:59 PM  
FTFA: "It shows we're getting stronger," Mr. Padilla said. "If there's that many of us to outnumber the Anglo names, it's a great thing....gives the Hispanic community a standing within the social structure of the country."

Stronger eh? 53% of hispancs graduate high school. Would you like fries with your taco?

/I'm a Jones
// Source: U.S. Census Bureau Nov. 16, 2007.
 
2007-11-19 6:08:22 PM  
Philippus Theophrastus Aureolus Bombastus von Hohenheim is not amused.
 
2007-11-19 6:09:31 PM  
As i see it, the only viable solution is death by bears.

bears = pure justice for all
 
2007-11-19 6:10:14 PM  
Another headline stolen from Opinionjournal. Guess Fark can't complain when the morning zoos swipe stories from here.
 
2007-11-19 6:10:19 PM  
In other news, Lou Dobbs' brain has asploded.
 
2007-11-19 6:10:20 PM  
chrisj2k: Stronger eh? 53% of hispancs graduate high school. Would you like fries with your taco?

/I'm a Jones
// Source: U.S. Census Bureau Nov. 16, 2007.


College student, 9th semester of Architecture. Does that make me outside the 53%?.

/Living in Mexico
 
2007-11-19 6:11:17 PM  
Thlome: As i see it, the only viable solution is death by bears.

Yeah, thanks Colbert. Funny stuff.

The guy probably just uses the world's largest stamp.
 
2007-11-19 6:11:25 PM  
"It shows we're getting stronger," Mr. Padilla said. "If there's that many of us to outnumber the Anglo names, it's a great thing."


asshole
 
2007-11-19 6:11:49 PM  
chrisj2k: Stronger eh? 53% of hispancs graduate high school. Would you like fries with your taco?

PWNED.

I don't get this guy. Is it some kind of competition? Why can't you just consider yourself an "American", especially since you have been here for 14 years and have seemingly enjoyed the immense benefits given to you.
 
2007-11-19 6:13:42 PM  
de terk our jerbs! narms!!

/FTFM
 
2007-11-19 6:13:44 PM  
Subby Bet it takes him forever to endorse his paychecks

will.incorrige.usView Full Size
 
2007-11-19 6:14:15 PM  
ritalinchild 54:asshole

Remember, only non-whites can be express that sort of pride in their heritage.
 
2007-11-19 6:14:22 PM  
i'm a latino american
so i'm really getting a kick out of taking your jobs....
 
2007-11-19 6:14:26 PM  
Mexico was the site of some of the earliest and most advanced civilizations in the western hemisphere.

But that was 500 years ago.
 
2007-11-19 6:14:43 PM  
Is he a fundraiser for Hillary?

/I keed
 
2007-11-19 6:15:28 PM  
can be express! ME ARE TALK GOOD.


"Remember, only non-whites can be express that sort of pride in their heritage."

FTFM
 
2007-11-19 6:17:54 PM  
Jaggers : Mexico was the site of some of the earliest and most advanced civilizations in the western hemisphere.

But that was 500 years ago.


To me, it is the same way with the Arabs. I mean great, you invented the Abacus...like before Jesus. What have you done for me lately besides pollute the world with your backward assed religion which has become the cause of all Man's problems?
 
2007-11-19 6:18:49 PM  
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2007-11-19 6:18:57 PM  
From TFA: Reinaldo M. Valdes, a board member of the Miami-based Spanish American League Against Discrimination..."

SALAD?
 
2007-11-19 6:19:28 PM  
My name is Penis McJohnson.
 
2007-11-19 6:21:59 PM  
CygnusDarius: chrisj2k: Stronger eh? 53% of hispancs graduate high school. Would you like fries with your taco?

/I'm a Jones
// Source: U.S. Census Bureau Nov. 16, 2007.

College student, 9th semester of Architecture. Does that make me outside the 53%?.

/Living in Mexico


Oh, yeah, I remember you. You're that Hispanic guy who lives in Mexico and studies architecture. And has a cute pic in his profile.

/not a stalker
 
2007-11-19 6:23:25 PM  
CygnusDarius: chrisj2k: Stronger eh? 53% of hispancs graduate high school. Would you like fries with your taco?

/I'm a Jones
// Source: U.S. Census Bureau Nov. 16, 2007.

College student, 9th semester of Architecture. Does that make me outside the 53%?.


Well, if you don't know...
 
2007-11-19 6:23:44 PM  
Corvus, yes, I did know that Indonesians aren't Arabs, nor are Iranians. I should have said Muslims instead of Arabs to make my point better, even though that makes it a bad analogy seeing as it would be comparing an ethnicity to a religion. Thank you for your correction!
 
2007-11-19 6:24:22 PM  
rally_monkey_must_die: From TFA: Reinaldo M. Valdes, a board member of the Miami-based Spanish American League Against Discrimination..."

SALAD?


Yes. This is win right here. They didn't think that one through all the way.
 
2007-11-19 6:24:42 PM  
"It shows we're getting stronger breeding uncontrollably" Mr. Padilla said.

FTFY
 
2007-11-19 6:25:01 PM  
Saul T. Saahk:
To me, it is the same way with the Arabs. I mean great, you invented the Abacus...like before Jesus. What have you done for me lately besides pollute the world with your backward assed religion which has become the cause of all Man's problems?


FAIL

Islam wasn't a religion until about 600 years after Jesus
 
2007-11-19 6:26:05 PM  
Starts with a Gal, Ends with A Kiss

/Obscure?
 
2007-11-19 6:26:25 PM  
Ay de Mi!

/we're german bakers.
//we like to put things in the oven.
///slashies for godwinny goodness :D
 
2007-11-19 6:27:21 PM  
Suicidal Writer: Starts with a Gal, Ends with A Kiss

/Obscure?


Zach Galifianakis?
 
2007-11-19 6:28:30 PM  
FAIL

Islam wasn't a religion until about 600 years after Jesus


I said Arabs not Muslims, you dingleberry. I was also exageratting when I said "before Jesus".
 
2007-11-19 6:30:45 PM  
I have a very common last name. My paternal grandmother's maiden name was the same as her married name, and they weren't related at all.
 
2007-11-19 6:33:17 PM  
Arabs made the Abacus in 2400 B.C. and then 3000 years or so later made Islam! The point I was trying to make is people will laud the accomplishments of the Arabs for making scientific advancements many years ago. The point that I was trying to make is that those contributions have been overshadowed by the effect of Islam on the world, which has (in my humble opinion, I could be wrong) in the last half century had an undeniably negative effect on the entire world. I understand that is a gross oversimplification of many things, and feel free to correct me.
 
2007-11-19 6:33:24 PM  
Saul T. Saahk: chrisj2k: Stronger eh? 53% of hispancs graduate high school. Would you like fries with your taco?

PWNED.

I don't get this guy. Is it some kind of competition? Why can't you just consider yourself an "American", especially since you have been here for 14 years and have seemingly enjoyed the immense benefits given to you.

No. i don't agree with how he said it. But I think he feels if Hispanics become a big part of the US population then they will be accepted more.


You really believe that?
So the only way they'll be accepted is if they become a bigger part of the U.S. population. I know another way......
 
2007-11-19 6:34:28 PM  
You know who else was one person?
 
2007-11-19 6:34:34 PM  
FTA "It shows we're getting stronger," Mr. Padilla said. "If there's that many of us to outnumber the Anglo names, it's a great thing."

That's because you fark like rabbits and produce more than you can support. It doesn't mean you're getting stronger, just more numerous.

/glad only .02% share my surname
//proud to be not-so-common
 
2007-11-19 6:36:31 PM  
So why does Fark slow down so much after 5pm?

I figured most Farkers sit in their basements taking pictures of their cats in between trolling threads.

Did everyone's mom call them up to dinner at the same time?
 
2007-11-19 6:37:07 PM  
FTA :

As the population of the United States ballooned by more than 30 million in the 1990s, more Murphys and Cohens were counted when the decade ended than when it began.


30 million? Really?

Really?
 
2007-11-19 6:37:13 PM  
FarkinFarker: can be express! ME ARE TALK GOOD.


"Remember, only non-whites can be express that sort of pride in their heritage."

FTFM


The article still represents an asshole statement.


/John Doe at the local motel.

//Close to the truth, the expressions on jaded desk clerks as my (former)wife and I checked in was fun. We looked LOT alike albeit she was about 10 years younger. I would request a queen size bed and state her relationship as my "neice" Pissed her off no end.


///She once referenced me as "daddy needs the ice machine" to the late night clerk.

////checkout time had every cleaning staff member and their associated perverts to watch. Good lord! she did play that up.


I was 35 and she was 24. She looked VERY young.
 
2007-11-19 6:38:41 PM  
chrisj2k:

Son?

/Those are just the ones we can count.
//ALL of the top 10 names in the US will be hispanic by 2030
///Adios Farkigos

K/H D
 
2007-11-19 6:39:59 PM  
Corvus I totally agree that intolerance is the root of all violence in the world, but I feel that Islam has the ability to be manipulated by sleazy leaders more than other religions. I feel like if you could boil down Christianity and Islam into one phrase each their doctrines would look something like this

Christianity: Love your neighbor.
Islam: Obey God, or else.

When you have people telling uneducated, bored masses what obeying God actually entails, it leaves a lot of room for manipulation. Once again I understand this is an oversimplification, but I feel there is much truth to it. Discuss!
 
2007-11-19 6:40:10 PM  
jakomo002: So why does Fark slow down so much after 5pm?

I figured most Farkers sit in their basements taking pictures of their cats in between trolling threads.

Did everyone's mom call them up to dinner at the same time?


What are you talking about? It's nowhere near 5 p.m.
 
2007-11-19 6:40:32 PM  
There are 770,446 people in the U.S. with the last name Garcia.
Statistically the 18th most popular last name.
 
2007-11-19 6:40:43 PM  
I for one welcome your Mexican overlords.
 
2007-11-19 6:43:47 PM  
CygnusDarius: chrisj2k: Stronger eh? 53% of hispancs graduate high school. Would you like fries with your taco?

/I'm a Jones
// Source: U.S. Census Bureau Nov. 16, 2007.

College student, 9th semester of Architecture. Does that make me outside the 53%?.

/Living in Mexico


If you finished high school you would be able to determine yes. Since you are in Mexico, no. Get off my lawn.
 
2007-11-19 6:43:59 PM  
Corvus: Saul T. Saahk: To me, it is the same way with the Arabs. I mean great, you invented the Abacus...like before Jesus. What have you done for me lately besides pollute the world with your backward assed religion which has become the cause of all Man's problems?

SO all Arabs are like this?

And the only Muslims are Arabs?

Did you know what many other nationalities are Muslim?

Did you know that the biggest Muslim majority country is not Arab?


Yeah but the Arabs perpetuate the whole militaristic mentality that gives Islam a bad name. The nomadic tribal influences keeps it basically reduced as a barracks religion fit for desert rejects that treat their camels better than their women and a culture barely above the gutter. It took Iranians and Southeast Asians to really intertwine Islamic law with spirituality.
 
2007-11-19 6:44:49 PM  
Hat crimes are down sharply.
 
2007-11-19 6:47:10 PM  
Sticky Hands: i'm a latino american
so i'm really getting a kick out of taking your jobs....


My toilets are sparkling and my lawn looks fabulous, so I'm really getting a kick out of you and your job-taking.
 
2007-11-19 6:48:41 PM  
Maybe if white women were better looking the birth rate would be higher?

Or is it the fact that American men are so unhealthy that they shoot blanks? More interested in cleaning their guns than doing the wife?

/troll? NEVAH!
 
2007-11-19 6:49:43 PM  
Corvus I think most Christians today base their faith on the morality of Jesus, hence, "love thy neighbor" is the way most Christians, at least the ones I know, live their lives.

What do you think about the rest of my post? I am genuinely curious, as you seem to be level-headed and know what you are talking about.

/no sarcasm
 
2007-11-19 6:51:26 PM  
adnilolli2: So the only way they'll be accepted is if they become a bigger part of the U.S. population. I know another way......

What is your way I would like to hear it.


If I went to live in Italy, presumably for the rest of my life, I have two choices: I can do as the Romans do or I can find other Americans, hang mostly with them, and try to keep my American ways.

It's my right to do either.
But I would NOT hope the American population gets "stronger" by outnumbering the Italians. I would accept that I left my country behind.
 
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