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(Some Guy)   NYU students say they'd give up their right to vote for an iPod touch. Submitter says we can do without a few hundred more idiot voters; bring on the iPods   (politico.com) divider line
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599 clicks; posted to Politics » on 14 Nov 2007 at 11:19 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2007-11-14 8:34:21 PM  
I'd agree with smitty if that wasn't such a sad state of affairs.
 
2007-11-14 8:44:45 PM  
Sounds like a bargain to me...
 
2007-11-14 8:47:16 PM  
Considering that most elections are either dumber vs. dumberer or even worse, only one party bothers to field a candidate, I'd have to say the students have the right idea.
 
2007-11-14 9:09:43 PM  
Are we talking the 8MG or 16MB model?
 
2007-11-14 9:20:54 PM  
For one election? From a purely economic standpoint, you'd get more out of taking the iPod than you would for casting one vote in a Presidential election.
 
2007-11-14 10:03:31 PM  
Someone needs to get a few million iPods down to Florida, stat.
 
2007-11-14 11:25:51 PM  
to keep them from voting while at NYU

i'd put money in on that
 
2007-11-14 11:26:25 PM  
Nabb1: For one election? From a purely economic standpoint, you'd get more out of taking the iPod than you would for casting one vote in a Presidential election.

Exactly. A single vote means jack shiat, even in a mayoral election. Anything larger than the size of the supreme court means that you aren't going to have much impact.

/sad that I care so much about politics yet am still so disillusioned
 
2007-11-14 11:28:36 PM  
At least hold out for an iPhone.
 
2007-11-14 11:28:42 PM  
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2007-11-14 11:29:22 PM  
That's the decline of the West in a nutshell, right there.
 
2007-11-14 11:31:06 PM  
If someone offered that to me, I'd say yes. Then I'd report them for violating federal election laws. Then I'd go vote.
 
2007-11-14 11:32:40 PM  
I wish my apathy and disenfranchisement could earn me an iPod :( Those things are like $400!
 
2007-11-14 11:34:48 PM  
That must've sent a chill thru the DNC.
 
2007-11-14 11:34:49 PM  
Wonderful, more free publicity for Apple.

/i-Pathy?
 
2007-11-14 11:40:36 PM  
Fart_Machine: Wonderful, more free publicity for Apple.

/i-Pathy?


Witty. Race you to the copywrite.

We'll sell them their letter back peice by peice. Mwahahaha.
 
2007-11-14 11:49:52 PM  
Vote for me and I'll give you an iPod. I am with the Openly Corrupt Party, which believes not only in accepting bribes for votes, but publishes the going price on most major issues**

**Unless you REALLY REALLY want to keep it quiet, a 7 digit figure minimum to open talks.
 
2007-11-14 11:54:59 PM  
Shaggy_C:

/sad that I care so much about politics yet am still so disillusioned



I hear you on that one. It's depressing.

If you care and you aren't disillusioned you feel like you can do something to change your world.
If you don't care it doesn't matter to you anyways.
If you care and are disillusioned, you know how much it sucks and know there is nothig you can do about it.
 
2007-11-14 11:57:11 PM  
You can't claim that the right to vote is "very important," yet at the same time be willing to give up that right, even if its for one election. I weep for my generation.
 
2007-11-14 11:58:00 PM  
All they have to do is committ a felony.
 
2007-11-14 11:59:07 PM  
BobtheFascist: That must've sent a chill thru the DNC.

Why?

I can guarantee you that the same would hold true if, say, they offered to exchange votes for NASCAR tickets in the midwest.

Our society hasn't had to truly sacrifice anything for generations. That has it's good side and its bad side. Part of the good is a high standard of living, and part of the bad is apathy borne of complacency.

Also, our political system is so gamed by the centralized power structures of the two major parties and the private power base that both determines their platforms and funds them that finding widespread cynicism among the general population is almost a given.
 
2007-11-15 12:10:17 AM  
bheilig: That's the decline of the West in a nutshell, right there.

western civilization = democracy?

Am I missing something?
 
2007-11-15 12:23:33 AM  
I'd trade my vote for a free-ride through grad school... so many people don't vote and don't get anything for it...
 
2007-11-15 12:25:17 AM  
An iPod touch? That's a pathetically cheap vote to buy. If they wanted an iPhone or a 160 Gb iPod, then I'd understand.
 
2007-11-15 12:32:07 AM  
Didn't it cost Bush $300 per person in the 2000 election?
 
2007-11-15 12:34:14 AM  
musashi1600: An iPod touch? That's a pathetically cheap vote to buy. If they wanted an iPhone or a 160 Gb iPod, then I'd understand.

My thoughts Exactly.
 
2007-11-15 12:39:24 AM  
How many could be bothered to vote if doing so would get them a free iPod?
 
2007-11-15 12:39:26 AM  
So what's worse? That they are whores, or that they are cheap whores?
 
2007-11-15 12:43:53 AM  
Hibno: Shaggy_C:

/sad that I care so much about politics yet am still so disillusioned


I hear you on that one. It's depressing.

If you care and you aren't disillusioned you feel like you can do something to change your world.
If you don't care it doesn't matter to you anyways.
If you care and are disillusioned, you know how much it sucks and know there is nothig you can do about it.


At least we can know our votes will be counted in the Photoshop threads.

Vote rugbyjock for president!
 
2007-11-15 12:46:38 AM  
Sounds like the socialist professors at NYU have done their jobs well. They've convinced these 'students' freedom isn't worth much. I hope they like servitude.
 
2007-11-15 12:47:50 AM  
And half said they'd give up the right to vote forever for $1 million.

I probably would, too. Invested right, I could probably live a pretty comfortable life off that (I'm a midwesterner), and spend my time becoming an activist and convincing other people to vote how I would have.
 
2007-11-15 12:57:58 AM  
It sounds like a good deal to me.

Even if there were some real choice amongst the candidates their votes likely wouldn't count for much because of the way the system is set up. In the US the correalation between the actual will of the people and the government that ends up being elected is very weak compared to other more direct or proportional flavors of democracy.

You could probably make more of a difference with the money a few hundred iPods are worth than with the votes that they would buy. You likely would not even have to do something illegal like outright bribing an official. With legal campaign contributions and lobbying you can use your money without doing anything illegal.

The way it is now your single vote has as much chance of actually changing anything as spending money on a lottery ticket has to make you rich. Even if you actually by a million to one chance do make it count you will soon realize that winning doesn't make nearly as much difference as you thought it would and that chances are a few years later you are so deep in dept that you will have to declare bancrupticy despite having won.

Sometimes one might get the impression that the powers that be only continue to hold election because it allows the general population to fool themselves that they are in charge and keep them from rebelling. If the system really wanted the input of the masses on how to run the USA they would have set it up differently.
 
2007-11-15 12:58:14 AM  
I'd sign that paper in a second if I was a college student and get that free iPod. (Never mind that I have one already.) Then I'd go vote anyway, just to screw over the people who'd try to ruin democracy. How do you think they'd manage to enforce the policy, anyway?
 
2007-11-15 12:59:59 AM  
They'd only think they were all snarky and clever and piss away their vote on a joke like Colbert anyway, so what the F.
 
2007-11-15 1:01:31 AM  
Metaluna Mutant

I sincerely cannot tell if that is legitimate or a Photoshopped work. Mindblowingly hypocritical or brilliantly satirical, respectively.
 
2007-11-15 1:04:32 AM  
at least you can an enjoy an ipod after it gets fixed for you.
 
2007-11-15 1:31:09 AM  
Prospero424
I can guarantee you that the same would hold true if, say, they offered to exchange votes for NASCAR tickets in the midwest.south.

FTFY

Seriously, how do people confuse the midwest with the south? Chicago, Minneapolis, Omaha, Cleveland, Cincinnati... none of these places are ANYTHING like the south and neither are the rural areas between them.
 
2007-11-15 1:32:56 AM  
Put me down for a Zune 80 and a Wii


//hell I'll trade my vote for a hooker and coke
 
2007-11-15 1:43:46 AM  
Holy shiat! 70.5 percent of the people taking that poll were retarded? Doesn't really seem to be an accurate sampling, does it?

\Read the article, and that will make alot more sense.
 
2007-11-15 2:00:36 AM  
I LOL'd.

Thanks, subby
 
2007-11-15 2:04:35 AM  
Asura of course, Democracy isn't the only characteristic of Western Civilization, but it is the big one. In a larger context, I'm referring to (Toynbee's?) seven stages of civilization, where apathy is the sixth stage, right before bondage, which is great for NYU students, but bad for nations.
 
2007-11-15 2:09:23 AM  
For only one election? I'd take that deal in a heartbeat. If it comes down to Clinton and Guiliani next year, I probably won't vote anyways.
 
2007-11-15 2:11:00 AM  
RockIsDead: They'd only think they were all snarky and clever and piss away their vote on a joke like Colbert anyway, so what the F.

Colbert or Ron Paul, whatever gets the bigger laugh.
 
2007-11-15 2:25:21 AM  
Mr. Chainsaw: For only one election? I'd take that deal in a heartbeat. If it comes down to Clinton and Guiliani next year, I probably won't vote anyways.

Full of genius in your voting methods ?


//vote third party you stupid meat sack.
///or kill your self,you are using resources and driving up demand
 
2007-11-15 2:45:15 AM  
underbridge: Seriously, how do people confuse the midwest with the south? Chicago, Minneapolis, Omaha, Cleveland, Cincinnati... none of these places are ANYTHING like the south and neither are the rural areas between them.

Dude, I've lived in Texas for 30 years. I'm really not going to get into an argument over this, but I tend to think of the midwest as NASCAR territory more than the south in general. Maybe I'm just not up on my crucial NASCAR demographics.

'Though I admit it is much bigger in the "deep" south than it is in Texas.

Meh.
 
2007-11-15 7:38:38 AM  
because they're farking idiot kids and can't tell the difference between cheap chinese trinkets and liberty.
 
2007-11-15 8:23:14 AM  
2000: Faulty machines! Confusing ballots! Damn Supreme Court!

2004: Faulty machines! Rigged election!

2006: Nothing was done to fix the "problems" with electronic voting machines but the Democrats won... No comment.
 
2007-11-15 9:08:38 AM  
socodog: because they're farking idiot kids and can't tell the difference between cheap chinese trinkets and liberty.

This.

/Apple fanboy
 
2007-11-15 9:12:55 AM  
Oh, that ipod touch with the wifi, so sweet...we can do it, hell I don't give a rat's ass 'bout politics anyways.

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MFL
2007-11-15 9:45:09 AM  
2000: Faulty machines! Confusing ballots! Damn Supreme Court!

2004: Faulty machines! Rigged election!

2006: Nothing was done to fix the "problems" with electronic voting machines but the Democrats won... No comment.



Everything is wonderful now.

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