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(Some Guy)   "Don't be fooled: Winter is on its way." Finally, some groundbreaking journalism   (cjonline.com) divider line
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scorpmatt
2007-11-14 7:54:54 PM  
Lies! All Lies!

We all know it's summer that is fast approaching!
 
Hot_Soup
2007-11-14 7:54:58 PM  
Winter is coming?
 
man hands
2007-11-14 7:55:01 PM  
EVERYONE PANIC!!11!!1
 
The Grinch
2007-11-14 7:56:19 PM  
Gee, thanks for the heads-up. It's already snowed in New Jersey.

Of course, it's flesh-eating acid New Jersey snow, but I think it still counts.
 
kilgorn
2007-11-14 7:57:45 PM  
They should invent some device for keeping
up with the seasons...
 
SoxSweepAgain
2007-11-14 7:57:58 PM  
Well, I'm in Aspen, Colorado today where it hit 72 degrees and where there is ZERO snow on the mountain, so...

November 14th? Colorado? 72 degrees?
 
tfm_copycat
2007-11-14 7:58:37 PM  
PROOF OF GLOBAL WARMING!!

I'm freezing my ass off and tomorrow is snowing. IN FLORENCE. ITALY.
 
nomad
2007-11-14 7:58:56 PM  
But according to Al Gore, it will be .0002 farenheit warmer this year so no snow for anybody.
 
BreedAtWill
2007-11-14 7:59:28 PM  
Cue Ric Romero

/Old Man Winter is a terrorist
 
Akessamenos
2007-11-14 7:59:33 PM  
As a Topekan I can say, yeah. Thank God the paper told me the winter's coming.
 
drharmful
2007-11-14 7:59:47 PM  
frickken 90 degrees here in LA today. wtf?

/shouldnt have thrown out my summer clothes so early
 
Oldiron_79
2007-11-14 8:02:07 PM  
nomad: But according to Al Gore, it will be .0002 farenheit warmer this year so no snow for anybody.

According to Al Gore NAFTA was supposed to bring jorbs TO the US, not to Mexico...
 
pizza_crust
2007-11-14 8:02:12 PM  
hot_soup: of course it's coming, what do you think all the white stuff is
 
daveydave
2007-11-14 8:02:35 PM  
But...I thought winter melted last year?
 
talkertopc [TotalFark]
2007-11-14 8:03:43 PM  
Christmas is going to be in winter this year?
 
Biological Ali
2007-11-14 8:03:53 PM  
Wow...it gets hot, and then it gets cold. It's almost as if it was some sort of cycle or something.
 
swahnhennessy
2007-11-14 8:04:11 PM  
Up here in the frozen north the snow has settled in for the next 5 months and the days are getting shorter and shorter. Goodbye sun, hello vodka!
 
Cyborg77
2007-11-14 8:07:21 PM  
Coming up at 11, SPRING: Is it closer than you think?
 
tfm_copycat
2007-11-14 8:07:40 PM  
swahnhennessy: Up here in the frozen north the snow has settled in for the next 5 months and the days are getting shorter and shorter. Goodbye sun, hello vodka!

I heard it's snowing in Göteborg.

/Jag hatar snö
//Men gillar aalborg
///Svensk
 
Vanquish
2007-11-14 8:12:03 PM  
THANK GOD FOR THIS ARTICLE!

/seriously, I had no idea.
 
Seabon
2007-11-14 8:17:59 PM  
I was fooled until now.
 
DrForrester
2007-11-14 8:21:23 PM  
Winter in Kansas: Horrible.
Summer, Spring and Autumn in Kansas: Also horrible.
 
polkaroo
2007-11-14 8:21:56 PM  
Fools! Winter's not coming.

It's the biased liberal media feeding you more lies.
 
GriffinHousePuppet
2007-11-14 8:27:20 PM  
Darn and I was prepping for spring. Almost got me mother nature, but you failed to account for the hardnosed journalism of the mainstream media. that was your undoing.
 
Downtown Dave
2007-11-14 8:27:54 PM  
"Don't be fooled: Winter is on its way."

In response to this shockimg news. President Bush raised the terror threat level to orange
 
bellatrixkills
2007-11-14 8:28:37 PM  
The Grinch: Gee, thanks for the heads-up. It's already snowed in New Jersey.

Of course, it's flesh-eating acid New Jersey snow, but I think it still counts.

Seriously? I'm so glad I went south for school.

Okay, it's just Maryland, but it's still south.
 
Biological Ali
2007-11-14 8:29:35 PM  
Downtown Dave: "Don't be fooled: Winter is on its way."

In response to this shockimg news. President Bush raised the terror threat level to orange

Fool him once - shame on him; fool him twice - you can't fool him again?
 
destrip
2007-11-14 8:40:12 PM  
OH NOES!! Winter!! Better get out your Stonehenge Watches and harness the power that the ancients had over the weather!11!

Seriously, I had no idea this thing existed till my wife found one in a box of junk she bought for a buck at a local thrift shop. Obviously someone trying to resurrect that "pyramid power" nonsense from the 70s. The dumb stuff people will spend good money for! Oh well, makes for a good uber-geek conversation piece I guess.
 
pyc2star
2007-11-14 8:44:13 PM  
thats some fine detective work there lou
 
PresidentMason
2007-11-14 8:45:58 PM  
I live in Arizona.
 
Krymore
2007-11-14 8:47:23 PM  
destrip

Stonehenge, where the demons dwell,
Where the banshees live, and they do live well.
Stonehenge, where a man is a man,
And the children dance, to the pipes on Pan.

Stonehenge, 'tis a magic place,
Where the moon doth rise, with a dragon's face.
Stonehenge, where the virgins lie,
And the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky.

/obscure?
//not likely
 
SoxSweepAgain
2007-11-14 8:51:00 PM  
Krymore: destrip

Stonehenge, where the demons dwell,
Where the banshees live, and they do live well.
Stonehenge, where a man is a man,
And the children dance, to the pipes on Pan.

Stonehenge, 'tis a magic place,
Where the moon doth rise, with a dragon's face.
Stonehenge, where the virgins lie,
And the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky.

/obscure?
//not likely

Not only is it not obscure, but I know the tune that goes with it, and know that the 18" really was supposed to read 18'
 
toppgun
2007-11-14 8:58:14 PM  
SoxSweepAgain

I vacation in aspen.

/has house on red mountain
//in red mountain ranch
//member of maroon creek club
 
Ivana Humpalot
2007-11-14 9:04:54 PM  
Laugh at this now but it will be even more stupid when Ric Romero reports on this in January.
 
I Eat Laser For Breakfast
2007-11-14 9:12:08 PM  
what is this winter stuff? should I be prepared? is it like el nino? I swear all these weather phenomenons are really grinding my gears.
 
Zulgaines
2007-11-14 9:17:29 PM  
No, I'm starting to farking wonder if it's coming myself. Every God damn time I think I can finally keep the heat on, and enjoy the cold winter, and wear my favorite jacket the temperature randomly shoots back up into the 70's.

It's starting to piss me off.
 
Dispector
2007-11-14 9:19:50 PM  
Don't worry guys... it's just the natural climate cycles.
 
JSTACAT
2007-11-14 9:20:09 PM  
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we always have the problems with British words..
 
JSTACAT
2007-11-14 9:33:03 PM  
Winter= chronological marker
// the temps are variable, depending on the
weather
 
phillydrifter
2007-11-14 9:37:04 PM  
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bonefish
2007-11-14 9:39:34 PM  
Winter is coming, all over the place. Gaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

/That's what she said
 
Lottie
2007-11-14 9:45:36 PM  
FTFA: Four of the last eight Februaries had above average temperatures.

Seriously, this is even more astounding than the assertion that winter is coming.
 
Hollie Maea
2007-11-14 9:52:16 PM  
It was in the low 90s here in Riverside, CA today. That's bullshiat.
 
talbotlynx
2007-11-14 9:53:06 PM  
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Biological Ali
2007-11-14 9:54:37 PM  
talbotlynx

That's farking brilliant.
 
undflickertail
2007-11-14 9:56:07 PM  
scorpmatt: Lies! All Lies!

We all know it's summer that is fast approaching!

Well, it is down under.
 
JSTACAT
2007-11-14 9:57:48 PM  
haha i split all that wood this summer... used 100# this season...
maybe if i inhale deep enough it will be spring next month...
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can has inhalation therapies now?
 
hackhix
2007-11-14 10:00:37 PM  
talbotlynx

hahaha!
 
Goodfellow
2007-11-14 10:04:49 PM  
WINTER IS COMING.


/Starks FTW!!!!
 
whyworry
2007-11-14 10:11:07 PM  
Vanquish: THANK GOD FOR THIS ARTICLE!

Actually, thank god that some governor must have prayed for winter to come.

/and thank god for that little Caps Lock key.
 
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