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(Some Scotsman) Weeners Forget utility kilts. Nothing's sexier than a microkilt   ( fortunecity.com) divider line
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2002-10-06 03:09:45 PM  
The music scared MY pants off!
2002-10-06 03:09:49 PM  
I love them myself
2002-10-06 03:09:58 PM  
My eyes!! This page burned holes in my retina! ARggh
2002-10-06 03:13:12 PM  
That's 12 shades of wrong there.

...Actually, I suppose Farkettes wouldn't really mind it.

But for guys... that's 12 shades of wrong.
2002-10-06 03:14:16 PM  

Something like "Severe nausa and vomiting with temporary blindness may result in following this link."

2002-10-06 03:14:51 PM  
Speaking of horrible things, anyone know how long Red Dragon is? Yahoo!!!!!! Movies doesn't say. Either does imdb. I guess I could call if I knew where the phone was or what the theater's number is.
2002-10-06 03:14:52 PM  
"You're a disgrace to the regiment MacTavish, either get a longer kilt or tie a knot in it!"
2002-10-06 03:16:50 PM  
Msw-Mojo, is Weeners not a big enough warning?
2002-10-06 03:17:54 PM  
Nevermind, you guys were too slow. It's 2:04.
2002-10-06 03:18:02 PM  
Scottish Farkettes will love them. I am a vendor at Scottish festivals throughout the East coast. We fight over spots for our tents, because at some sites, if you are at the bottom of the hill you can see up kilts when the lads walk up the hill. Some are gross, some are verrry interesting, but most of all - a true Scot is 'regimental', i.e. no underwear.

Ahhhh, what a life I lead.
2002-10-06 03:20:43 PM  
I see no weeners. Liar!
2002-10-06 03:21:13 PM  
Men in toolkilts. A new program for the Discovey Channel.

As for the mini, I think not.
2002-10-06 03:34:54 PM  
I'm sorry, but good boys don't wear skirts above the knee.

I would definitely wear it and show off the weiner if I could get that music to accompany me though.
2002-10-06 03:39:45 PM  

Is that "Farkers have tiny wangs" or "Farker shave tiny wangs"? Neither possibility appeals to me.

2002-10-06 03:51:56 PM  
grrrr...didn't like the microkilt.

i also didn't like the rest of the page, with the exception of this picture:

[image from fortunecity.com too old to be available]

oh, that's a very, very nice body.
2002-10-06 03:53:43 PM  
Yech! I definitely prefer the utility kilts better. Maybe it's just me, but I believe men shouldn't wear things that include a thong or tiny flap covering the "weener". Why not just be naked?
2002-10-06 03:58:14 PM  
i wanna see some cock.
2002-10-06 04:02:42 PM  

Now THESE are some good kilt pictures! Meow!
[image from ssncf.org too old to be available]

2002-10-06 04:11:07 PM  
Oh please. That thing is ridiculous. I prefer real kilts. That way you have to guess what's underneath.

Misspudding: Holy gracious, what a photo! Thanks!
2002-10-06 04:11:54 PM  
[image from jbdiner.com too old to be available]
2002-10-06 04:31:34 PM  
Otisburg, you made my day.

I have GOT to make a kilt for my husband.
2002-10-06 04:40:35 PM  
Misspudding, that is a lovely, lovely photo...yum!
2002-10-06 04:59:00 PM  
A mini-kilt? So like, to show how small it is? I don't get it ... at least with a longer kilt nobody knows your size, right?

That's enough thought for the day.
2002-10-06 05:03:47 PM  
beer gut cut..... ugh.
2002-10-06 05:32:48 PM  
Grivas is a kilt tease.
2002-10-06 05:35:09 PM  
no problem. i just felt it was important to share the goodies with the rest of you ladies.
2002-10-06 05:36:37 PM  
Mmmmm men in kilts :) Lovely...
2002-10-06 05:48:01 PM  
Sweater Girl, perhaps if we formed a Farkette Kazoo Band and provided Grivas with his soundtrack, he'd put out and show us some microkiltage. ;)
2002-10-06 06:22:00 PM  
I'm just amused by the "farkershavetinywangs" in the URL. :D
2002-10-06 06:26:13 PM  
Boy, I needed something like tihs on a dull Sunday afternoon.

2002-10-06 09:29:07 PM  
OK, men in kilts are hot and all, but that webpage is just farking awful. Web pages should not yell at me! Nod if you understand me!!

2002-10-06 09:58:19 PM  

It was reasonably amusing until the "Hallelujah Chorus" came on. That's when I almost fell out of my chair laughing. Fellow Farkettes, do you have a sneaking suspicion that every Farker would like to have that music come on everytime he whips it out?

This reminds me of the one and only porn movie I ever saw. The main actor had a grotesquely enormous dick, and everytime he pulled it out, the music changed from its usual 70's "bom-chicka-bow-wow" to the Heavenly Angelic Choirs. "ah - AH - AHHHHHH!" Once again, I almost fell off the sofa laughing so hard. Guys, they're just not that impressive. Unless they are attached to someone we now and like, the majority of us really don't care. Sorry. :o)
2002-10-06 10:32:05 PM  
what, no Mel Gibson in his Braveheart role pic?
2002-10-06 10:33:55 PM  
cue the limerick guy/gal
2002-10-06 11:04:48 PM  
o/' A Scottsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair.
And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share....o/'
2002-10-06 11:10:48 PM  
"He stumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet,
Then he tumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street."
2002-10-06 11:12:06 PM  
/Whats the matter Trebeck, never seen a Scotsman with nothing under his kilt?/

2002-10-07 12:40:00 AM  
Is "farkette's playing a tune on the kazoo" a euphemism?

God I hope so.
2002-10-07 04:05:45 AM  
can't say I thought much of that. But maybe it was the farking loud music on that page that probably just woke up my neighbors.
2002-10-08 11:35:24 AM  
best. kiltwearer. ever.
For the viewing delight of my fellow(?) Farkettes, I present Ewan McGregor. The man is a
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fest unto himself...see Pillowbook, Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine

"I've been naked in almost everything I've been in, really. I have it written into my contract."

"Women are always being asked to get their kit off, so it's only fair that I get mine out. So tell your readers I'm making a feminist stance by shaking my willy around as much as possible. I'M DOING IT FOR THE SISTERS!!!!!!"

and God bless 'im for it

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