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(Some Guy)   Today Incoherent Headline Award goes to: "Regionals deny accusations of bribe oranges." Article is even better: "Inability of BYuT to carry out political activity constructively, has transformed to chronic stage"   (en.for-ua.com) divider line
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2736 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Nov 2007 at 6:34 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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mitsubachi
2007-11-12 3:09:29 PM  
Maybe the writer was in a "chronic stage".
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2007-11-12 3:16:04 PM  
Move ZIG for great justice!
 
upright [TotalFark]
2007-11-12 5:15:25 PM  
Declaring edit ban on this headline! Wee!
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-11-12 5:32:24 PM  
*wipes tears from eye*

+1
 
AntiNorm
2007-11-12 6:33:32 PM  
Regionals . Caught sayof oranges that has accused Bribing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write BYuT unable carry out political constructively and wait for chronic stage"
 
bingo the psych-o
2007-11-12 6:38:04 PM  
This could make for an interesting Photoshop theme.
 
flup
2007-11-12 6:38:51 PM  
"At the same time we do not intend to ignore such accusations and actions from BYuT side, that's why we are going to defend out honor and dignity from raging fantasy of professional demagogues," PR statement says.

My God.
 
berylman [TotalFark]
2007-11-12 6:38:57 PM  
It reads like it was translated from Russian by a cheap program and then not properly edited. But hey at least they tried... I guess.
 
moosen
2007-11-12 6:39:05 PM  
all your base
 
kilgorn
2007-11-12 6:41:00 PM  
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...
 
Some Days Immortality Sux
2007-11-12 6:41:11 PM  
That article is the verbal equivalent of a bad LSD trip.

It's horrifying in an almost beautiful way...

It made me throw up a little in my mouth.
 
JZeratul
2007-11-12 6:41:13 PM  
mitsubachi
Maybe the writer was in a "chronic stage".

FTW
 
Biological Ali
2007-11-12 6:42:50 PM  
SquirrelsOfDoom: Move ZIG for great justice!

Your reading comprehension has no chance to survive make your time.
 
Enrico Pallazzo
2007-11-12 6:43:05 PM  
I'm convinced that this was a Madlibs. A very poor one though.
 
Five o' Clock Somewhere
2007-11-12 6:44:06 PM  
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Huh?
 
The Invisible Sky Wizard
2007-11-12 6:46:05 PM  
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Shaka, when the walls fell. Mirab, his sails unfurled.
 
Jacobin
2007-11-12 6:47:44 PM  
http://babelfish.altavista.com/

^
the problem
 
Hilary T. N. Seuss
2007-11-12 6:48:07 PM  
My brain hurts! My brain hurts!
 
Harry Freakstorm [BareFark]
2007-11-12 6:48:22 PM  
Orange you glad you didn't have to read the press release?
 
litmusdragon
2007-11-12 6:49:03 PM  
I like how for no reason there is a picture of this:

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WTF? A clock radio? A portable TV? An orange monitoring device?
 
Roto-Rot
2007-11-12 6:54:14 PM  
This article makes a lot more sense if things are just re-arranged a bit:

"The brightest example that proves this diagnose is systematic unsubstantiated statements to PR, spread by Party of Regions. BYuT representatives in particular order are going to defend out honor and dignity from raging fantasy of professional demagogues. Yulia Tymoshenko noted that she keeps record of those People's deputies who is used by white lie to hide its own political failure. Irresponsibility and inability to hold dialogue even with its allies from BYuT side were tried to be bribed by opponents. The PR press service do not intend to ignore such accusations and actions."
 
yuccacreeper
2007-11-12 6:58:39 PM  
I just don't get it.
 
Some Days Immortality Sux
2007-11-12 7:00:31 PM  
Roto-Rot: This article makes a lot more sense if things are just re-arranged a bit:

"The brightest example that proves this diagnose is systematic unsubstantiated statements to PR, spread by Party of Regions. BYuT representatives in particular order are going to defend out honor and dignity from raging fantasy of professional demagogues. Yulia Tymoshenko noted that she keeps record of those People's deputies who is used by white lie to hide its own political failure. Irresponsibility and inability to hold dialogue even with its allies from BYuT side were tried to be bribed by opponents. The PR press service do not intend to ignore such accusations and actions."

My God. Now I understand...

Soylent Green is people!
 
Digital_Addict
2007-11-12 7:01:25 PM  
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monkybunney
2007-11-12 7:02:22 PM  
Thinkk ii1 this article was written in the Russian language after this transferred through fishes babel. Or writer was seriously farked upward.
 
MattFoley
2007-11-12 7:02:43 PM  
Link (new window)

Yulia Tymoshenko is the only good thing I learned about from this.
 
LukeA
2007-11-12 7:04:31 PM  
"Regionals resists the 1c.. situation orange prosecution purchase. But is not "is, it is good, but it provides: This is the "manufacture political work torsion force folds constructively runs the chronic phase which BYuT is durable pairs,"

English to simplified Han to English to simp Han to English to Japanese to English to traditional Han to English to simp Han to English.
 
Solar Plexus!
2007-11-12 7:06:59 PM  
My vitamin C intake's been a little low today; I could go for some bribe oranges.
 
Roto-Rot
2007-11-12 7:07:39 PM  
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Dare to keep slugs off kids [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-11-12 7:10:54 PM  
"Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them."
 
Jubilation T. Cornpone
2007-11-12 7:11:03 PM  
Can I mambo dogface to the banana patch?
 
deadsanta
2007-11-12 7:13:24 PM  
Through Babelfish duplicates, audibility is win to self.
 
12inpianist
2007-11-12 7:18:22 PM  
AntiNorm: Regionals . Caught sayof oranges that has accused Bribing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write BYuT unable carry out political constructively and wait for chronic stage"

You win.
 
hisphrenic
2007-11-12 7:19:44 PM  
That's about as clear as Ukrainian politics get.
 
rawkus
2007-11-12 7:19:50 PM  
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Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2007-11-12 7:21:01 PM  
bingo the psych-o: This could make for an interesting Photoshop theme.

Great idea.
 
Biological Ali
2007-11-12 7:21:09 PM  
AntiNorm: Regionals . Caught sayof oranges that has accused Bribing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write BYuT unable carry out political constructively and wait for chronic stage"

Haha, what an unexpected and heartwarming reference. Well played, sir.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2007-11-12 7:24:38 PM  
bingo the psych-o: This could make for an interesting Photoshop theme.

Link (new window, TF only, at least for the moment)
 
0100010
2007-11-12 7:26:22 PM  
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FTA: Party of Regions considers that inability of BYuT to carry out political activity constructively, has transformed to chronic stage.

Did someone say Chronic?

/English as a third language classes anyone?
 
buckler
2007-11-12 7:30:15 PM  
BYuT put foot. Foot in what? Orange. Party of regions rattled at BYuT. BYuT rattled at Party of Regions.
 
Bufu
2007-11-12 7:33:29 PM  
Yulia would make a great PS subject:

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0100010
2007-11-12 7:36:17 PM  
Bufu: Yulia would make a great PS subject:

Ah, but what would you subject her to?

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scwewywabbit
2007-11-12 7:37:18 PM  
lol read this and it'll make more sense:

Link (new window)

and this:

Link (new window)

well... slightly bit more sense :P
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2007-11-12 7:46:52 PM  
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Coo Coo cha koo!
 
TheCoolGoof
2007-11-12 7:47:49 PM  
BYuT = Blok Yulia Timoshenko (political alliance, Ukraine)
 
DarkGatomon
2007-11-12 7:48:35 PM  
AntiNorm: Regionals . Caught sayof oranges that has accused Bribing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write BYuT unable carry out political constructively and wait for chronic stage"

Hilarious! I just wish I remembered when the original thread was from...
 
jujupie
2007-11-12 7:49:49 PM  
Biological Ali: SquirrelsOfDoom: Move ZIG for great justice!

Your reading comprehension has no chance to survive make your time.

Lol. You gentlemen know what you doing. After all, it's YOU!
 
ippolit
2007-11-12 7:58:06 PM  
The headline w/ Squirrelsofdoom's "Move Every Zig for Justice" comment was featured in WSJ's Best Of the Web Today earlier...coincidence?

http://www.opinionjournal.com/best/?id=110010854
 
rebelyell2006
2007-11-12 7:59:14 PM  
scwewywabbit: lol read this and it'll make more sense:

Link (new window)

and this:

Link (new window)

well... slightly bit more sense :P

Damn, she is hot for a 46 year old mother.
 
margarito bandito
2007-11-12 8:10:07 PM  
I guessed that it had something to do with aviation and was horribly wrong I think. Regionals and the the random bribe orange monitoring box with UA next to it...
 
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