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(retroCrush) Boobies Gallery of posters featuring monsters holding hot babes (safe for work)   ( divider line
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28486 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Oct 2002 at 2:56 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-05 03:00:12 PM  
I want to crawl all over the 50 ft woman
2002-10-05 03:01:11 PM  
that Creature from the Black Lagoon better watch how he handles her, she could poke somebody's eyes out with those things...
2002-10-05 03:02:35 PM  
2002-10-05 03:03:49 PM  
lack of boobies :|

need a sfw boobies tag.. like the bird or something then the bouncing nsfw boobies tag
2002-10-05 03:04:19 PM  
Choose the Color you want for the Background



2002-10-05 03:04:21 PM  
Unclosable middle-of-the-screen popup annoyancefest? No thank you.
2002-10-05 03:04:53 PM  
Why am i suddenly reminded of that Japanese tentacle-sex anime crap?
2002-10-05 03:05:13 PM  
dammit, the html code didnt work. go to and scroll down a bit to see the buttons that let u change the background color
2002-10-05 03:06:10 PM  
the link b4 didnt work lol
2002-10-05 03:06:45 PM  

dammit, the html code didnt work. go to and scroll down a bit to see the buttons that let u change the background color
2002-10-05 03:06:46 PM  
I dont' know if that gallery is large enough or interesting enough to be posted. But whatever.

Who wants gingersnaps?
2002-10-05 03:06:49 PM  
What the hell are you talking about Yahel?
2002-10-05 03:07:15 PM  
Heh, FotH, that's what I thought of when I saw the Monster From The Ocean Floor poster.
2002-10-05 03:09:18 PM  
klaatu verata nikto
2002-10-05 03:09:26 PM  
I want some gingersnaps.
2002-10-05 03:09:59 PM  
ok so maybe i didn't say every single sylable but yeah i said them!
2002-10-05 03:13:32 PM  
Gort is the shizzle, man.
2002-10-05 03:18:46 PM  
I always wondered what those little guys directly underneath the 50 ft. woman are seeng...
2002-10-05 03:19:31 PM  
(or seeing)
2002-10-05 03:30:49 PM  
damn my proxy blocking retro crush.. damn you.

/me stares at his external DNS machine.
/me ponders just going into the proxy and allowing retrocrush to his IP.
/me is too lazy and instead surfs for shockwave games
2002-10-05 03:43:58 PM  
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2002-10-05 03:51:53 PM  
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I'd hit it out of the park!
2002-10-05 04:11:39 PM  
Let's see. About half of these were given the Mystery Science Theatre treatment. Almost the entire balance should have been.
2002-10-05 04:34:39 PM  
eh weak link, why did this link make it over say, a link to REAL BOOBIES!?
2002-10-05 04:45:11 PM  
Heh... Attack of the Crab Monsters.
2002-10-05 04:49:32 PM  
Lodius2000, the reason why is because the other boobies links really really sucked today so far. At least this one could have a nastalgic apeal to some of the older farkers.
2002-10-05 04:53:01 PM  
JOH... how does 1 of the entire set justify "almost half" ?

LODIUS... This is the best link you've ever seen. No need to playa-hate here! does a single window that is closeable by clicking the upper right corner translate into an unclosable popup fest? says safe for work on the headline, what where you expecting?

good lord
2002-10-05 04:56:25 PM  
Reminds me of an old photoshop contest...
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2002-10-05 04:58:58 PM  
boring with a capital ZZZZZZZZZZZ
2002-10-05 05:00:09 PM  
What? No Doctor Who?
2002-10-05 05:00:34 PM  
"And here's some more great monster movie posters that I can't seem to fit anywhere, but just think they're cool as hell, anyway!"

Cool as hell?

What the fark does this guy do for a living?
Under what rock did he grow up?
How badly was he molested as a child?
Does he even register on any intelligence/personality test?

I could go on but I'll stop!
2002-10-05 05:06:22 PM  

I'm an auditor for Arthur Anderson
I grew up under a crack rock
I wasn't molested as a child, but began scewing your mom shortly after high school
No, I don't register on any intelligence/personality tests, but according to my "What Diff'rent Strokes Character Are You?" test, I pass as Conrad Bain with flying colors
2002-10-05 05:54:39 PM  
"Anne Francis stars in....
Forbidden Planet!"
2002-10-05 07:12:35 PM  
Title this link - 'Photo Album of Every Junior Prom'
2002-10-05 07:36:21 PM  
Actually RbPerry there are at least 4 of them.

Bride of the Monster
Return of the Creature (French)
It Conquered the World
Fire Maidens of Outer Space
2002-10-05 07:44:21 PM  
Well sure, if you count those ones, I guess you're right :)
2002-10-05 08:18:54 PM
2002-10-05 08:45:21 PM  
Rberry, All I thought of when I saw those movie posters was "great PS material." Thanks.
2002-10-05 08:55:48 PM  
What?! No "Swamp Thing"?!

Adrienne Barbeau..... Yummy!

And then came Maude. *shudder*
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