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(AZCentral)   Intel unveils a new chip that will allow us to view porn faster and in higher definition. In other news, porn stars sign up for plastic surgery in record numbers   ( divider line
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2007-11-12 08:57:13 AM  
Forget the porn stars, sign your girlfriend up for plastic surgery.

/and liposuction while you're at it.
2007-11-12 08:59:55 AM  
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2007-11-12 09:07:11 AM  
Virtual plastic surgery is cheaper.
2007-11-12 09:23:40 AM  
Great, hi-def surgery scars - that'll get the blood racing.
2007-11-12 09:52:00 AM  
Ooh, Intel is making some chips.

Chips for servers, chips for high-end desk tops, chips for regular desk tops, sounds great. I'll just pop along to PC world and ask for some Intel chips then shall I? Regular strength ought to do for me.
2007-11-12 10:06:52 AM  
I like Chandler. I'm a fugitive carnival worker on sabbatical, and of all the towns I've played in, the people in Chandler had the nicest temperament of all. Must have something to do with all the money.
2007-11-12 10:25:26 AM I like Chandler.

I got a real WTF out of that statement because in my mind Chandler is a suburb of a suburb of a small town near here.

/Something to be said for low definition porn.
2007-11-12 10:52:10 AM  
You'll be able to see the ooze coming out of the herpes sores!
2007-11-12 11:09:29 AM  
I used to watch Friends, so I'm getting a real kick out of these comments.
2007-11-12 12:32:59 PM  
45nm, super sweet.
2007-11-12 01:10:09 PM  
Not only 45mn, but hafnium (^) is being used as a gate insulator...this means that you've less problems when shrinking the die even further.

The Register (^) has some more details.
2007-11-12 01:51:09 PM  

Wake me when they've moved on from continuously patching up a 30 year old CPU architecture and calling it innovation.
2007-11-12 02:25:04 PM  
could i HAVE anymore transistors??
2007-11-12 02:37:38 PM  
Cosmetic plastic surgery doesn't make you look better. It makes you look post-surgical. That's not an improvement.
2007-11-12 04:35:57 PM  
No one really wants hi-def porn. The people that THINK they want it won't after they see it.
2007-11-12 05:37:24 PM  
Fakk: No one really wants hi-def porn. The people that THINK they want it won't after they see it.

I occasionally have the misfortune to not change the channel before the local news comes on in high-def. The local anchors look okay in regular TV. A nice close up head shot in HD turns them into some of the freakiest ugliest people ever. It doesn't help that my TV is a 61", so they come in at twice life size. AAAIGH! Watch Leno sometime in HD on a big screen. His head becomes this freakish monolith.

HD will change programming in new and unexpected ways. The head shot will go the way of the dodo.
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