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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Update: Football player that sacked band member charged with felony   ( divider line
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2001-07-29 09:17:32 AM  
2001-07-29 10:52:25 AM  
Uh, why's this "Asinine"? Sure sounds like felony assault to me.
2001-07-29 11:06:14 AM  
This is great, I'm glad an asshole jock is getting what he deserves... not that I wasn't one myself in high school. I never picked on band dorks and the like though.
2001-07-29 11:18:40 AM  
Bastards are lucky they didn't get a sousaphone or trombone to the head, much less clubbed with a mouthpiece or a rifle, or an eye put out with a sabre. Forget the fines and jail time -- subject them to the corps for punishment.

Don't screw with the band, man. =)
2001-07-29 11:46:26 AM  
hey, beav, it's asinine because the guy doesn't deserve a prison term of over a year. which is what a "felony" charge carries. though i'm sure that if he gets it it'll make all of you sissys that are always whining about the "stupid jocks" feel strangely gratified.
2001-07-29 01:08:20 PM  
they should give the Band Member a chance to play. Like the Waterboy did! (or the Towelboy)
2001-07-29 01:10:51 PM  
Anyone heard of a band room?
2001-07-29 01:44:17 PM  
He actually deserves more than a year for being a moron, asshole, farkhead, jackoff, etc. etc. etc. and the coach should get a minimum of 5 years.
The gene pool needs a little chlorine, lets dump it in the shallow end where that coach and his players are.
2001-07-29 03:17:50 PM  
And the guy that pushed Qwerty2 into the girl's locker room the other day should get LIFE! waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
2001-07-29 03:39:54 PM  
Dynein, the guy actually deserves to be taken out of the gene pool for thinking that "Hey, attacking band members is the right way to handle this." Not like this year will matter in the long run since it doesn't seem like this loser would add much to out society to begin with, kinda like you. Hope he enjoys anal rape.
2001-07-29 03:50:45 PM  
I don't think anyone whould have complained much if they were just shoved or pushed, but that moronic football player tackled the guy in the band and broke his jaw.
BTW it was usually the girls trying to push me out of their locker room :-P
2001-07-29 04:32:37 PM  
First of all it is DRUM CORPS, not BAND!!! It's like calling Baseball Football....two different things. 2nd of all, they don't practice in a band room becuase each corps spends 10 to 12 hours a day outside on fields practicing for 2 months straight. It's terrible that this happened and I'm glad that farking idiot got what he deserved...
A former Drum Corps member,
2001-07-29 06:22:43 PM  
And they're not colored pencils!! They're AFRICAN AMERICAN pencils!!!!
2001-07-29 06:40:54 PM  
yeah beav. you're exactly right. Because I don't think that sending someone to prison for this is appropriate, I have absolutely nothing to add to society.

2001-07-29 07:12:52 PM  
How the Fark is this Asinine?
2001-07-29 08:30:03 PM  
I really enjoyed playing football in high school, even though I was the 250 pound computer geek with foodstains on his t-shirt, on the football field, nobody farked with me. I really enjoyed taking out my frustrations on those jocks that had tormented me for years. "Hey Tommy, remember when you called me a fat slob in front of those girls? Well watch those girls reaction when I slam your face into the ground." Yeah, it was juvenile revenge, but that is the best kind.
Never tackled any Band people though, the girls that played clarinet gave the best head, very talented tongues.
2001-07-29 11:32:35 PM  
Why are we attacking the stupid football jock and not going after their spoiled brat of a coach?
Then again, most football types seem unnecessarily stupid. "Duh, yes boss. Just following orders boss."
Couldn't *one* of these Emmy award winners said "Why?".
Guess not.
fark 'em. Kill them all. The team, the coach, and the drum corps for not fighting back.
2001-07-30 06:02:59 PM  
Har! I hope he actually does some time so he can sample some of that ood butt lovin'!
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