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(Kansas City)   "The Chiefs weren't disclosing the status of Johnson other than to say he has a sprain of his middle right foot." In related news, Kansas City has been invaded by aliens   (kansascity.com) divider line
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Fluff Girl
2007-11-07 7:20:57 PM  
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I'm guessing the middle one is at least a foot.
 
Kurmudgeon
2007-11-07 7:21:16 PM  
Must of took them awhile to get up there then, hmmm.
 
error 303
2007-11-07 7:24:00 PM  
You know, I saw 'Johnson injuries right foot, questionable for weekend game' in the paper this week and was terribly worried about Eddie Johnson.

But, yeah, I guess this sorta sucks too. Cause the Chiefs were totally on the path towards domination again this year......
 
Mentat [TotalFark]
2007-11-07 7:24:06 PM  
You think Carl Peterson wants to admit that he spent a brazillion dollars to watch his star running back throw himself into 8-man fronts for half a season?
 
Outshined_One [TotalFark]
2007-11-07 7:37:32 PM  
Grab Kolby Smith on the waiver wire...quickly!
 
Axion22
2007-11-07 8:09:00 PM  
Name's Johnson, they refer to a middle limb, and you make an alien joke?

-1 Missed opportunity.
 
jpownz
2007-11-07 8:32:21 PM  
I don't get the alien joke
 
d'art
2007-11-07 8:34:15 PM  
Outshined_One: Grab Kolby Smith on the waiver wire...quickly!

I'm hoping to win the Priest Holmes lottery. I think I'm 4th in the waiver order. Four weeks ago I was 9th and leading my division... then my two best performers, Plaxico and Marion Barber, stopped performing. Of course, since everybody tuned me out because nobody wants to read about somebody else's fantasy team, I could type whatever I want here and now. Fark sucks kill your parents drop out of school Tony Dungy isn't as nice a guy as everybody thinks.
 
pentachris
2007-11-07 8:47:19 PM  
In related news, Kansas City has been invaded by aliens

Either that, or the Indian Girl is reproducing at a surprisingly young age.
 
shonday
2007-11-07 8:54:35 PM  
d'art: Outshined_One: Grab Kolby Smith on the waiver wire...quickly!

I'm hoping to win the Priest Holmes lottery. I think I'm 4th in the waiver order. Four weeks ago I was 9th and leading my division... then my two best performers, Plaxico and Marion Barber, stopped performing. Of course, since everybody tuned me out because nobody wants to read about somebody else's fantasy team, I could type whatever I want here and now. Fark sucks kill your parents drop out of school Tony Dungy isn't as nice a guy as everybody thinks.

I read it. I also have Plax. He had two bad games and then a bye. Cry me a river.

BTW, I love how everyone is rushing to grab Priest Holmes. Why? He's old, has seen extremely limited action the past few years, and will be splitting carries. If he's starting for you, your team sucks.
 
Frow
2007-11-07 9:06:53 PM  
shonday:
I read it. I also have Plax. He had two bad games and then a bye. Cry me a river.

BTW, I love how everyone is rushing to grab Priest Holmes. Why? He's old, has seen extremely limited action the past few years, and will be splitting carries. If he's starting for you, your team sucks.

Not just that but it's also a completly different offense from when he played. Vermeil used complex offenses where Herm wants to just slam it up the gut. Problem is the athletic linemen we have now are great for Vermeil's offense and too small for the smashmouth ball.
 
Dr.Fey [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-11-07 9:07:24 PM  
jpownz: I don't get the alien joke

Go here http://www.opinionjournal.com/best/?id=110010831 and scroll down to six-footed man, which is probably from where subby read the sentence and stole the idea.
 
Rodeodoc
2007-11-07 9:25:58 PM  
He's injured his foot long Johnson? Dang. That's sadness. Perhaps if he had some cute nurse wrap something warm and wet around it.
 
drop acid
2007-11-08 10:31:20 AM  
BTW, I love how everyone is rushing to grab Priest Holmes. Why? He's old, has seen extremely limited action the past few years, and will be splitting carries. If he's starting for you, your team sucks.

Not just that but it's also a completly different offense from when he played. Vermeil used complex offenses where Herm wants to just slam it up the gut. Problem is the athletic linemen we have now are great for Vermeil's offense and too small for the smashmouth ball

Have you seen Denver play defense this year?? Welcome to fantasy football
 
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