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2001-07-28 11:08:49 AM  
Park Ranger Curt Sinclear issued a juvenile citation for defacing natural resources after witnessing the incident July 19.

The Scoutmaster has failed to teach these boys the finer points of vandalism.
Rule No. 1: Never, ever vandalize anything if a law enforcement person is watching.
2001-07-28 12:13:36 PM  
I hate you

2001-07-28 12:20:32 PM  
Could have been christian boyscouts, destroying the evidence... even christians have difficulty believing the Chickism "Man and Dinosaurs lived together in harmony" schtick.
2001-07-28 12:34:14 PM  
"Damn Kids! Get outta my garden!"
2001-07-28 12:47:57 PM  
What's the big deal. We'll just find somemore dinosaurs to make some new tracks.
2001-07-28 12:52:24 PM  
When I was in scouting I was too drunk to go out and destroy anything
2001-07-28 01:01:09 PM  
That really is ashame. If any of those kids were mine (thank Jeebus they are not) they would have gotten an ass woopping.
2001-07-28 01:11:09 PM  
Most of the kids I knew in scouts were farks. It was basically a microcosm.
2001-07-28 01:35:55 PM  
I was a Scoutmaster for 6 years - long enough to find out that the Boy Scouts have a wonderful program... IF you get rid of the kids...

No camping merit badge for those kids...

I'd'a thrown them in the reservoir too.

- I'll have mine to go, please....
2001-07-28 01:58:23 PM  
They were probably queer dinosaurs...
2001-07-28 02:05:16 PM  
and then the scouts lynched some gay men.
2001-07-28 02:34:30 PM  
Those were merely Fagsaurus Rex tracks. No problem. ;-}
2001-07-28 02:35:02 PM  
Oops, that's Fagasaurus.
2001-07-28 02:35:34 PM  
But the Jewish version is Fagala-saurus. Oy.
2001-07-28 03:35:07 PM  
See!! See!! It's a lack of homosexual leadership among today's Scouts that's causing this kind of thing. Without the Nancy influence, boy's minds are allowed to wander and eventually da Devil gonna snatchem up. Stick a Fudgy among their ranks and suddenly they are too busy thinking about their own fragile sexualities to go fossil-banging. Harumph.
2001-07-28 04:09:08 PM  
What's wrong with these kids? 15 years old scouts and not chasing girls, not in my day.

Unless, of course, there were some girls watching the whole thing- 'wow look at me, I can destroy national something precious'
2001-07-28 04:45:47 PM  
Thanks for your opinion. Did it take you all day to come up with such a response, or all month since you seem to use the same response in everything you post. I am sure they feel the same towards you. I hope the best in your efforts in coming up with your next response. I will look for it next month but dont over due yourself. I will wait till next year.
2001-07-28 04:59:00 PM  
If the Scouts were truthful in wanting to make amends they'd scrap next years Jamboree and offer a weeks work in National Parks (or whatever the equivalent is in other countries). There are a lot of trails that have been closed because they lack the man power to keep them open (others are closed to let the trail heal a bit). Then again I'm not absolutely sure what Boy Scouts offers anymore. It's just another group dedicated to raising homophobic Christians.
2001-07-28 05:12:13 PM  
Dinosaurs do not exist. Let's destroy their tracks.
2001-07-28 06:29:32 PM  
Holy Cow Substrate you make too much sense. Good idea.

Obviously these three have not been outed yet otherwise, as Jaybee pointed out, the hormones would have them across the lake at the girl scout camp to raise havoc.
2001-07-28 06:36:38 PM  
the same kids whose parents bid to tear down historical landmarks...to build more soccer fields..
while they drive their yuppie SUV's eating muffins and talking on cell phones..

yuppie trash...
2001-07-28 07:07:02 PM  
"the Scout troop's number were not released" WTF! Is that bad grammar or can I not read. Is the children learning? Well is they. These kids should be sainted for destroying the the evil-lies that the heathen-darwinists use in their satanic-rituals to stab at the heart of God-fearing christans everywhere! Wait... thats wrong these kids trashed footprints from over 65 mybp! Well, at least we know what dino foot prints look like. BTW, anybody check out the new raptor look? Feathers well down at least... they look really mean.
2001-07-28 07:10:51 PM  
JJBOOKER: Now, come on!!!! "yuppie trash"?? That's not exactly fair of you, as it assumes facts not in evidence. For all you know, they could be "inner city trash", or "trailer trash" or any number of other offshoots of the genus "White Trash". Please, in the future, don't allow yourself to jump to conclusions!
2001-07-28 08:05:11 PM  
Even though Mormons only make up like 2% of the U.S. population, they make up something like 1/3 of the Boy Scout population because all Morman boys are automatically enrolled in the Boy Scouts. And especially because it's Utah it's a very good bet that the little delinquents were Mormon.
2001-07-28 08:10:02 PM  
What the hell is happening to Scouting? I was a scout, (non-mormon, thank you), and I made Eagle. My troop wasn't full of bastards like today's scouts seem to be. WTF is wrong with the kids today? They killed a bear cub in Yosemite, now this? OI!

2001-07-28 08:35:42 PM  
I vote for throwing them into the reservoir as well. Little gits like that should get a good arse kicking.
2001-07-28 08:39:38 PM  
I guess they stopped reading the outdoor code at "leave no trace"
2001-07-28 09:31:45 PM  
this is a slow news day.

What else will come up?

"Scout might have committed prank, outrage erupts"
2001-07-28 11:28:30 PM  
farkin' little assholes!!!! I hope that for their sake that dinosaurs come back to life and eat them!

-he who stacks pork
2001-07-29 12:05:59 AM  
RobbieFal: You're undervaluing the severity of the problem. Our national parks are dwindling, what with us giving some of them away to other countries, and other parts of them are closed down due to shiate just like this. These kids should be forced to do some sort of reparation, like helping police the areas for other rule-breakers under threat of extreme physical harm if something happens on their watch for the next several years. And this is AFTER the obligatory beating for destroying something for the sake of destroying it. Yes, I know they're only kids, yes, I know they're still growing up, and YES, I don't give a fark. They're old enough to know better, and old enough to have some responsibility for their actions. Ahem. Hey, how vitriolic was that? =)

/me steps down off the soapbox...
2001-07-29 12:56:02 AM  
I only hope that the Boy Scouts have learned their lesson...

Just kidding, I'd never do that. They're all bakas. I wouldn't join a homophobic community if my life depended on it...
2001-07-29 01:28:24 AM  
If I would have done this when I was a scout, my scoutmaster (an ex-marine) would have kicked my ass so hard I still wouldn't be able to ride a bike today. But then that's why kids in my troop didn't do stuff like this...
2001-07-29 04:19:01 AM  
My dick hurts.
2001-07-29 05:09:45 AM  
i still wonder what brought them to do it... i mean, when i'm bored i don't pick up a shuvel and go on a field-trip to find something importent to destroy... at most just a baseball bat or something to slam at the closest telephone pole... somehow i've gotta feeling that somebody paid them to do that (*cough*what-a-cospiracy*cough*), or, ofcourse, trying to impress some girlies.
2001-07-29 01:35:38 PM  
farking kids.
2001-07-29 04:35:10 PM  

Thanks. But no, I can also say:

I hate Utards!!! or Mormons SUCK or DAMN MORMONS!!! And (my personal favorite) I love Mormon Pussy.

Rememeber, Jesus is the way, truth and light. I'm sure if you renounce your Mormon ways you will still be able to get into heaven!
2001-07-29 06:38:00 PM  
Its nice you took the time to tell us more of your inner thoughts. Did you sniff some of your AK-47 powder to come up with such favorite sayings.
You managed to get Utards,Suck,damn and pussy in the same breath, you are really coming along. Plus some scripture, you are very diverse, I am sure this will take you far in life.
2001-07-29 09:53:28 PM  

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