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(The Smoking Gun)   All states whose kids don't smoke human waste to get high, step forward. Not so fast, Florida. The Smoking Gun is reluctantly there   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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fjnorton [TotalFark]
2007-11-05 8:07:20 PM  
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Smug alert!!
 
NancyGracesTesticles
2007-11-06 12:14:39 AM  
If you feel compelled to huff shiat, please do the world a favor and apply these:
[image from indexstock.com too old to be available]

to your genitals.

TIA.
 
Ishidan
2007-11-06 12:31:40 AM  
You mean we're smoking man shiat, dog?
 
chezzmxd3
2007-11-06 12:32:05 AM  
leroy jenkims he got his own drug?
 
tonesskin
2007-11-06 12:32:43 AM  
Next headline: Local authorities, and some stupid kids, victims of really funny prank. Were convinced that people actually used urine and feces as drugs.
 
MindlessStonedIndulgence
2007-11-06 12:33:30 AM  
The poor kid in the corner looks like he's drinking a Yoo-Hoo.
 
Goldstein
2007-11-06 12:35:49 AM  
Na na na na na na Butthash! Butthash! Butthash!

/butthash!
 
TheRealVera
2007-11-06 12:36:47 AM  
this is disgusting. i think i just lost some hope in humanity...
 
Suicidal Writer
2007-11-06 12:37:28 AM  
Damn the masses are stupid.
 
Mars232
2007-11-06 12:37:28 AM  
Reminds me of those twins that thought mothballs got you high if you ate them.

//Haha stupid people
///see you in hell
 
Parmenides79
2007-11-06 12:37:35 AM  
I threw up a little in my mouth.
 
elffster
2007-11-06 12:38:06 AM  
they were jonesing for a hit of Keith Richards..
 
CanadianCommie
2007-11-06 12:38:09 AM  
this is one of the most disgusting innovations in the world of makeshift drugs that I have *ever* heard about.


Why can't 13 year-olds be satisfied with weed, whippets and cheap beer?
 
tonesskin
2007-11-06 12:40:04 AM  
Also, guys, there are these things called bonzai kittens. They are SOOOO real.
 
Necrosis
2007-11-06 12:40:20 AM  
I'm still not convinced this is real, there has been very little evidence of it and Snopes currently puts it as "undetermined"

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp
 
Resin33
2007-11-06 12:40:49 AM  
CanadianCommie: this is one of the most disgusting innovations in the world of makeshift drugs that I have *ever* heard about.


Why can't 13 year-olds be satisfied with weed, whippets and cheap beer?

Probably cause it is bullshiat and some cop has been fooled... again.
 
sterculus
2007-11-06 12:41:53 AM  
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/No Florida tag subby?
 
sonic232
2007-11-06 12:42:41 AM  
Leeeeeeroooooooy Jeeeeeeeeeeeennnkems!!!!
 
buzzhead
2007-11-06 12:43:02 AM  
Please nuke the state NOW!!!
Man, we made do with whatever the parents had in the booze cabinet and pot.

"Woooooo man, this stuff is the shiat! No really, it's shiat. Tim shiat in a jar and now we're huffing it."
 
CanadianCommie
2007-11-06 12:43:35 AM  
Resin33: Probably cause it is bullshiat and some cop has been fooled... again.

maybe, but considering some of the stuff my younger siblings have either tried or been allegedly implicated in, I would really not be shocked if someone tried this.
 
jackc126
2007-11-06 12:44:14 AM  
You've got to be shiatting me. Incredible.
 
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.
2007-11-06 12:44:50 AM  
You gotta be sh*tting me!
 
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.
2007-11-06 12:45:25 AM  
jackc126: You've got to be shiatting me. Incredible.

'Doh!
 
Kei Seiteki Jin
2007-11-06 12:45:51 AM  
I don't believe this.

I'll believe the stupidest stuff you've ever heard, but this is too much.

I can't (Or maybe don't want to) picture anyone who is NOT already high trying this.
 
timnlay
2007-11-06 12:45:56 AM  
O.k. so that beat's the meth head who evaporates their urine to re-smoke the crystal left over, by a country mile..
 
jackc126
2007-11-06 12:46:29 AM  
Hi to you too, Sasquatch :)
 
planes
2007-11-06 12:47:08 AM  
Hey kids, here's a new high for you. Hit yourself in the head with a hammer several times. It feels so god-damn good when you quit!
 
Counter_Intelligent
2007-11-06 12:47:30 AM  
When can we expect a shiat huffer pic?
 
Dubhe
2007-11-06 12:47:39 AM  
I actually remember seeing this on /b/ a while back. There was someone posting a fake letter about this and telling people to mail it to their local school. I guess someone did...
 
strifecat
2007-11-06 12:47:43 AM  
While this TSG article is somewhat fishy, i present you with the following:

apparently its big in africa

supposed firsthand account

video of actual jenkem user
 
Megahurtz
2007-11-06 12:48:21 AM  
Wow. Just...wow.


Leeroy Jenkims...too funny


/brb gonna vomit a tad
 
geostrykyr
2007-11-06 12:48:36 AM  
I learned about this and vajayjay on the same day. I love life.
 
safeinsane
2007-11-06 12:49:05 AM  
Looks like Yoo-Hoo.
 
explody_pup
2007-11-06 12:49:54 AM  
You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold.
 
Barakku
2007-11-06 12:50:19 AM  
Megahurtz: Wow. Just...wow.


Leeroy Jenkims...too funny


/brb gonna vomit a tad

Can I huff it when you're done?
 
icedflavor
2007-11-06 12:50:51 AM  
dave barry once wrote a piece about kids in Malaysia doing this, and tongue-in-cheek warning parents how this could spread to the states. and it happened. dave barry = our Nostradamus
 
12inpianist
2007-11-06 12:51:33 AM  
[image from i83.photobucket.com too old to be available]

I'm smoking my own shiat.
 
kidsizedcoffin
2007-11-06 12:52:27 AM  
Why read fark when I can get this from plime? (new window)
 
Uncle Pooky
2007-11-06 12:52:49 AM  
Ray Finkle unavailable for comment.
 
TankNSpank
2007-11-06 12:52:50 AM  
I enjoy the smell of my own farts, therefore I find this thread quite funny.
 
warsh1330
2007-11-06 12:52:54 AM  
Pedro: Man, what is in this shiat, man?
Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
Pedro: What's Labrador?
Man Stoner: It's dog shiat.
Pedro: What?
Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Pedro: Yeah?
Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfarker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog shiat, man?
Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?
[Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ]
Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know?
Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

Name that movie...

/first thing that came to mind
 
Apik0r0s
2007-11-06 12:53:23 AM  
Indole is solid at room temperature. It occurs naturally in human feces and has an intense fecal odor. At very low concentrations, however, it has a flowery smell[1], and is a constituent of many flower scents (such as orange blossoms) and perfumes. It also occurs in coal tar.

The indole structure can be found in many organic compounds like the amino acid tryptophan and in tryptophan-containing protein, in alkaloids, and in pigments.

Indole undergoes electrophilic substitution, mainly at position 3. Substituted indoles are structural elements of (and for some compounds the synthetic precursors for) the tryptophan-derived tryptamine alkaloids like the neurotransmitter serotonin, melatonin, the hallucinogens psilocybin, DMT, 5-MeO-DMT, or the ergolines like LSD. Other indolic compounds include the plant hormone Auxin (indolyl-3-acetic acid, IAA), the anti-inflammatory drug indomethacin, and the betablocker pindolol. (pops)
 
Mars232
2007-11-06 12:53:24 AM  
geostrykyr: I learned about this and vajayjay on the same day. I love life.

Vagina has been around awhile.Where the frkk have you been?

//poop huffing,nice.
///someone tell these tards about banana peels and nutmeg
////and then kill them.
 
nobozo
2007-11-06 12:53:31 AM  
Doing that would make hydrogen sulfide and methane.

/ they're huffing sewer gas?
 
bugmn99
2007-11-06 12:54:41 AM  
Parmenides79: I threw up a little in my mouth.

Old and Busted: Smoking urine and feces. New Hotness: Smoking vomit?
 
redwards29a
2007-11-06 12:56:50 AM  
LEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JENKEMS!!


(at least I've got poop gas)
 
lelio
2007-11-06 12:57:11 AM  
I can votes this for my favorite fark headline style to be eliminated?

ELIMINATED

/ Leroy .... Jenkemmms
 
trancemission
2007-11-06 12:58:40 AM  
A friend of mine had a story of how he and some buddies pranked some annoying kid who was always smoking their weed: they filled a ziploc bag with duck shiat and let him load a bonghit. Then they sat back and watched him pull a creamy, three-foot tube of duck shiat.
 
haterade
2007-11-06 12:59:23 AM  
i cant wait to move there!

/from jersey
 
FarkUall
2007-11-06 1:00:37 AM  
Sounds like a load of crap to me...
 
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