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kid_icarus
2007-10-29 3:17:43 PM  
Why not go the extra mile and put in a baptism water slide? Why not have fun while you're washing your sins away?
 
Jaykzo
2007-10-29 4:10:31 PM  
kid_icarus

How about a baptismal waterpark, with priests in the wave-pool and and nun's working the concession stands?
 
pragmatictwitch
2007-10-29 4:11:33 PM  
kid_icarus: Why not go the extra mile and put in a baptism water slide? Why not have fun while you're washing your sins away?

Its Christianity, dude. It's not supposed to be fun.

/ais...oh fark it.
 
PlNG
2007-10-29 4:12:34 PM  
An AFV 10k winner, if not a runner up.
Pretty sure it was a winner bc I recall the priest making a vow to put a stop to it.
 
chansen
2007-10-29 4:17:48 PM  
Assuming I could dodge the bolt of lightning that is surely headed my way, I wish I could have been there.
 
DemonEater
2007-10-29 4:23:27 PM  
Who the fark goes "wooooo!" after somebody gets baptized?
 
mlwaite
2007-10-29 4:42:27 PM  
I am proud to say that I cannonballed when I was baptized. To my credit I was 6, it was the eighties, and the "baptismal pool" was an actual pool in an elder's backyard. It was pretty awesome, I soaked the old ladies in the front row. Thus began my slow and steady decline into hell.

/must give the kid props for having the stones for doing in INSIDE the church
 
TheCid
2007-10-29 4:56:07 PM  
mlwaite: I am proud to say that I cannonballed when I was baptized. To my credit I was 6, it was the eighties, and the "baptismal pool" was an actual pool in an elder's backyard. It was pretty awesome, I soaked the old ladies in the front row. Thus began my slow and steady decline into hell.

/must give the kid props for having the stones for doing in INSIDE the church

This.
 
kwirk
2007-10-29 5:25:55 PM  
LOL it's funny because God is imaginary!
 
logstar
2007-10-29 5:59:18 PM  
kwirk: LOL it's funny because God is imaginary!

I guess you can appreciate it on multiple levels.
 
thejew
2007-10-29 7:02:14 PM  
i read that as "canniba-ptism". would have been cooler.
 
SofaKingFresh
2007-10-29 7:21:01 PM  
I was expecting to see someone getting high for the first time.
 
EvolveYouPutz
2007-10-29 7:49:18 PM  
I was expecting a human cannonball shot into a lake or something.
 
Funbags
2007-10-29 8:32:57 PM  
Its all fun and games until someone commits blasphemy and damns their eternal soul to hell.
 
saintwrathchild
2007-10-29 10:00:21 PM  
thejew: i read that as "canniba-ptism". would have been cooler.

Ditto.
 
reveal101
2007-10-29 10:07:20 PM  
If that was my kid I would be face-palming pretty bad there.
 
rush22
2007-10-29 10:58:52 PM  
wtf do the priests chloroform the kids before baptizing them or is that part of the ceremony?
 
SBA_JKred
2007-10-30 2:47:29 AM  
Anyone else think subby was going for a portmanteau of cannibalism and baptism?
 
spiderbarks
2007-10-30 4:34:17 AM  
Isn't the term priest typically saved for the Catholic faith?
 
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