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(Salon)   Wealthy farkers might want to look into this Playmate and Hottie dating agency   ( divider line
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12838 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Oct 2002 at 4:29 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-02 09:22:23 AM  
borrow a twenty?
2002-10-02 09:36:56 AM guys get all the hotties? Get outta town!!

This thing looks like a front for prostitution. I went to the website and looked at some pics of their events. The women are not that hot (not PLAYBOY hot) and the men all look like mobsters....or Sopranos extras.
2002-10-02 09:54:06 AM  
bah..... if I was wealthy, I'd just go out to Vegas' hottest dance/night club and flash green backs.... teh biatches run to it.

besides.... wealthy Farkers ?? hehe...

2002-10-02 10:05:58 AM  
> wealthy Farkers ?? hehe...

Sure, once we sell our Magic card collections and EQ characters on eBay.
2002-10-02 04:35:02 PM  
Freakin BLOCKED at work.

Is there no justice?!

If you cut me do I forsooth Yorick?!
2002-10-02 04:37:00 PM  
Or wealthy farkers could look into me. *wink*

Wait...wealthy farkers?

Isn't that an oxymoron?
2002-10-02 04:37:02 PM  
what a gyp!

i see better looking broads everynight at the grocery store around the corner from my house.

this makes strip clubs look like money well spent.
2002-10-02 04:37:15 PM  
Why pay to date a model when you can stalk one for free?
2002-10-02 04:37:36 PM  
That's one way to cure wealth. Spend it all. Now!
2002-10-02 04:37:44 PM  
Lesse, I'm no economist, but:
$10,000 = one Playmate or Hottie


$10,000 = an infinite number of crack whores you could never guess were out there at your command !!!!

Pick one.

2002-10-02 04:37:55 PM  
SmoothTex I agree, I can go to bars, in Houston of all places, that are packed with money grubbing hotties if I wanted to, without paying a membership fee.

They way I figure, if your going to use your wallet to get a girl, just get a hooker. It'll be cheaper in the long run anyway. Well, cheaper excluding the obvious health side effects. Then there was that time I got robbed by that pimp, but that's another story.
2002-10-02 04:38:24 PM  
Please note in the application for male clients that you may enter marital status as "married". Charming.
2002-10-02 04:38:59 PM  
All right! Wealthy dudes and gold diggers, a match made in heaven.

If I was rich I'd avoid this at all cost.
2002-10-02 04:40:32 PM  
Wealthy farkers might want to look into this Playmate and Hottie dating agency
Yeah right, if they want to lose all their money and get nothing in should imagine..
2002-10-02 04:40:33 PM  
The woman running that "dating service" sounds like the 2002 version of the "Mayflower Madam". Nothing more than a prostitution front.
2002-10-02 04:40:44 PM  
Grreeat. That's exactly what I need. To pay someone ESLE to find me a gold-digging whore.
2002-10-02 04:41:33 PM  
I keep getting e-mail from them trying to get me to join. Very annoying.

2002-10-02 04:42:23 PM  
hey i can spend three bucks on a playboy and have whichever out of there that i wanted. and when im done there is nobody there to "stay up and talk with" or cook breakfast for in the morning. masturbation is so underrated
2002-10-02 04:42:24 PM  
Is it just me, or is really s l o w today?
2002-10-02 04:43:23 PM  
hell, plus its only a date. i could get a prostitute for MUCH cheaper. put a wal mart bag over her head and youll never know the difference
2002-10-02 04:45:42 PM  
ELSE, not ESLE...danm typso.
2002-10-02 04:46:09 PM  
I thought this site was

and here are some of the hot women they are talking about

[image from too old to be available]
2002-10-02 04:50:18 PM  

Dude, I wouldn't hit them with YOUR dick.
2002-10-02 04:50:44 PM  
Hot or Not?  Um...not.

[image from too old to be available]
2002-10-02 04:51:52 PM  
(Butthead): Beavis, your mom's a whore.
(Beavis): My mom's not a whore! Nobody has to pay for it!
2002-10-02 04:54:43 PM  
What can one attain but cannot buy? Class. And it begins on the inside with a commitment to ideals such as treating all women as ladies and all men as well met fellows. It means manners, not manors.
/pompous pronouncement
2002-10-02 04:55:38 PM  
2002-10-02 04:55:44 PM  
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed
A poor mountineer barely kept his family fed.
Then one day he was shooting at some crude,
And up through the ground comes ...
bubbly bunny girls and lonely millionaires.
2002-10-02 04:57:14 PM

For the truly bored...the server lists all of the pics from the events.
2002-10-02 04:57:54 PM  
My grandpappy told me, "Treat the queens like whores and the whores like queens". And I have no idea what that statement has to do with this thread, but I like it anyways.
2002-10-02 04:57:57 PM  
did you see the "upcoming events" page? It still lists August stuff. Doesn't seem too cutting edge to me.
2002-10-02 04:58:18 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
"...and she stepped on the ball."
2002-10-02 04:58:31 PM  
I don't know about you guys but if I was into spending
that cash i best get a REAL HOTTIE like Kobe Tai.
Yup she is my hero and I wished I could just hit it once.
I'm so crazy about her it is sick....I need help about it.
Kobe Tai is the HOTTIE of all hotties,to me. Why I even wrote her a fan mail,yah she dident wright back. But she
knows I love her now...heheheh
2002-10-02 05:00:03 PM  
This just in... Women are only interested in how much money you make...
2002-10-02 05:00:42 PM  
One word to describe this: PATHETIC!!

Even if this woman on the right wasn't wearing underwear which you can plainly see, I still wouldn't hit her...yuck!
[image from too old to be available]

This woman looks REALLY happy to be there:
[image from too old to be available]
2002-10-02 05:01:45 PM  
No thanks, I'll keep all my money.

I always know where it is. Under the couch cushions.
2002-10-02 05:03:27 PM  
Just wait 5 years and all the models and playmates will be has beens on
2002-10-02 05:05:47 PM  

When looking at the gal on the left, I'm forced to think of the words of the great Ton-Loc "Sheena was man"
2002-10-02 05:05:54 PM  

When looking at the gal on the left, I'm forced to think of the words of the great Ton-Loc "Sheena was a man"
2002-10-02 05:06:23 PM  
2002-10-02 05:09:30 PM  
Wow. These chicks really aren't anything special looking. But, maybe they really ARE models though. Hand models....or leg models...something like that. Anyways, if these girls are doing it then maybe I can score me a sugar daddy someday. He can buy me iced out bling blings.
2002-10-02 05:09:33 PM  

when reading your comment above, im forced to think of the word "repeat"

//happens to the best of us
2002-10-02 05:10:43 PM  
Isn't this supposed to somehow morph into an attractive boobies post?

2002-10-02 05:11:18 PM  
My buddy and I figgered that you need at LEAST $150K for a plain ol' farker likeme to get a hottie. and that was 1998 dollars.

*Puts down another $10 on the Calif. Lotto*
2002-10-02 05:12:12 PM  
They aren't super hot, but they aren't that bad either. I wouldn't pay $10k to try and hit it thou'. =p
2002-10-02 05:13:57 PM  
It's just a date

Ha, that's what escort services say too.
2002-10-02 05:14:28 PM  
Yeah, they are models, allright.

Models for "before pictures".
2002-10-02 05:16:25 PM  
looks like a lot of those "hotties" decided a sex change would be the cheapest way to join the club.
2002-10-02 05:19:21 PM  
I've dabbled in photography, and if you ever want to meet a model, just dial up a model agency.

Seriously. They run about $150 an hour, and you can ask for someone willing to do nudes if you like.

But then, most don't watch you doing more than moving their hair to improve the pic...

Course if she's young and hot, and you show up 800 series beemer etc, and like to flash cash....
2002-10-02 05:21:24 PM  
While a wealthy Farker might be a rarity, a handsome one that'd get past screening would be an anomaly. I know I'm not it.

There should be a prostitution, uh, I mean dating service for ugly guys with money. They need some loving too.
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