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(The Sun)   Woman goes from A cup to C cup breasts just by having boyfriend rub them   ( divider line
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2002-10-02 12:51:46 AM  
Yeah, that and the boob job.
2002-10-02 12:52:48 AM  
excellent... I need to go talk with my girlfriend
2002-10-02 12:53:16 AM  
Plastic surgeon Brian Coglan said massage would stimulate blood flow and added: "Any part of the body that increases in blood flow can get bigger."

No wonder this guy is not a brain surgeon.
2002-10-02 12:53:55 AM  
But he said if the massaging stops the boobs will get smaller again.

I'll volunteer to keep constantly massaging them!
2002-10-02 12:54:14 AM  
Now...does it work with other body parts?
2002-10-02 12:54:51 AM  
Now that's effective!
2002-10-02 12:54:56 AM  
Plastic surgeon Brian Coglan said massage would stimulate blood flow and added: "Any part of the body that increases in blood flow can get bigger."

But he said if the massaging stops the boobs will get smaller again.

I bet her boyfriend paid him to say that.
2002-10-02 12:55:18 AM  
Gentlemen... we all know what we have to do now! /obvious

Seriously though, I do think small is beautiful. Then again my hands aren't that big.
2002-10-02 12:56:22 AM  
Freaky, but cool.
2002-10-02 12:56:55 AM  
2002-10-02 12:57:02 AM  
I am a certified Breast Enlarging Massage Therapist, now taking appointments!

Sad thing is, that would work if I put effort into it.
2002-10-02 12:57:16 AM  
Farkettes, I am in Atlanta and I really want you to be happy. If larger breast would make you feel better about yourself, please e-mail me. :)
2002-10-02 12:57:23 AM  
10-02-02 12:55:05 AM Leesus
If that were true, i would [look] like a garden hose by now

Exactly. I call bullshiat.
2002-10-02 12:57:24 AM  
Doesn't work...tried it.
2002-10-02 12:57:44 AM  
I hope my boyfriend doesn't read this and get any bright ideas.
2002-10-02 12:58:24 AM  
Heh. Well obviously boobs change size due to diet, excersize, hormones, and other things. It's not like you're arms or anything.
2002-10-02 12:58:49 AM  
And if you are massaging her boobs with your hands shouldn't your hands get bigger too?
2002-10-02 12:58:52 AM  
"I'm also eating more and training less" I wonder if massaging her breasts is how her ass got fat too.
2002-10-02 12:59:07 AM  
I'm not even gonna attempt to comment on this one.
2002-10-02 12:59:27 AM  
damn, still can't get that html thing
2002-10-02 12:59:58 AM  
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2002-10-02 01:01:16 AM  
OK, I lied,, I would DEFINATELY hit that!
2002-10-02 01:01:35 AM  
"Any part of the body that increases in blood flow can get bigger."

The new penis enlargement therapy: killing kittens!
2002-10-02 01:02:30 AM  
Sent this link to my G/F. Hope she agrees and we'll double, nay, TRIPLE our regimen.
2002-10-02 01:06:53 AM  
So that's what happened.
2002-10-02 01:09:50 AM  
Those look like products of the Wonderbra to me.
2002-10-02 01:11:20 AM  
2002-10-02 01:11:21 AM  

wonder if that works. didn't last time i tried it ;)

gosh, i want to get married so bad!
2002-10-02 01:12:50 AM  
A or C, I'd hit it! /cliche
2002-10-02 01:13:48 AM  
Let the farking old and boring "Id hit it" losers start.
2002-10-02 01:18:15 AM  
10-02-02 01:11:21 AM DannySpaz

Trust me, if you want to keep being able to touch boobies, the last thing you want to do is get married.
2002-10-02 01:20:08 AM  
LarryD, you really suck as a troll (:.
2002-10-02 01:21:17 AM  
It worked for my wife. I've rubbed her ass fairly often in the seventeen years we've been married, and it's gotten huge.
2002-10-02 01:24:07 AM  
whoohoo, i geto get my bobies made into ds now1!!!!

rita (drunkl)
2002-10-02 01:30:48 AM  
Ha... this is such crap, if rubbing things alot made them bigger then I'd have a huge di.... nevermind.
2002-10-02 01:33:23 AM  
Aqueduct_Pocket, doubt it.....full access then ;) i have married friend.

crash_davis, LOL.....
2002-10-02 01:39:47 AM  
I've been looking for this excuse for 21 years! Thank you Fark. I love you man!
2002-10-02 01:40:07 AM  
Crafty Bastard. He was able to save face too...though I'd be getting my face lost.

2002-10-02 02:49:53 AM  
So a woman needs big boobs so she can attract a man to rub her boobs so they will become big .... .... AAAARGH! It just doesn't make SENSE!
2002-10-02 02:52:28 AM  
2002-10-02 03:05:09 AM  
As a Massage Therapist, I've found that ironically enough, 90% of legitimate requests for breast massage are from women w/ implants (that invaribly become hard and painful from myofascial adhesion), so I'd imagine those wouldn't grow too much.

Maybe they should do an experiment and rub 1 boob, with the other being the "control group" boob, and see if they become assimetrical
2002-10-02 03:14:28 AM  
There is a contraceptive pill that makes boobies permanently larger - it's a monodose type called Diana 35-ED. If you girls take it, chances are you'll go up a cupsize or two.

That said, the rubbing sounds like much more fun.
2002-10-02 03:15:15 AM  
Doh. Diane not Diana.
2002-10-02 03:17:38 AM  
I play with my boobs all the time and they ain't got no bigger
2002-10-02 03:32:36 AM  
Any oral contraceptive with estrogen will produce modest breast enlargement. As a medical student, the first patient I ever saw in the clinic was a transvestite who was taking estrogen through illegal channels whose source had run out, and was requesting a prescription for more estrogen. He was probably a B cup. Oddly enough, he had a female girlfriend. He also was a seller a exotic animals. You too can purchase a flying squirrel for 2 grand.
2002-10-02 03:39:05 AM  
If any hot chick needs a physical therapist...
2002-10-02 04:23:36 AM  
I'd hit LarryD...

Not the same? Oh well.
2002-10-02 04:47:08 AM  
Dammit, i'm sending this link to my girlfriend.
2002-10-02 05:06:36 AM  
Before and after photos would prove this.

I did hear on the Learning Channel women's breast size increases by a lot during sexual pleasure.
2002-10-02 05:54:32 AM  
Someone playing with my tits is all I need to have an orgasm. Yeah, baby.
2002-10-02 05:55:23 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

And I can fly! Fly!
2002-10-02 06:02:36 AM  
Marilyn Monroe had implants? Never heard that before.
2002-10-02 06:26:46 AM  
I have found my life's calling! I'm changing my name to CarpeBoobies!
2002-10-02 06:33:44 AM  
I gotta stop Farking in the AM. I'm forced to look at the Sun link that's always there and then go to Page 3 (for the article only) After that I ain't worth a crap for the rest of the day.
2002-10-02 07:01:07 AM  
Sounds WAAAAY too much like a dream to be true. I'm waiting for the disclaimer.
2002-10-02 07:24:05 AM  
10-02-02 12:55:05 AM Leesus
If that were true, i would like like a garden hose by now

Actually, there is an "excercise" regimen (that is how it was presented to me) that can increase length and width. It does involve massage of the member in question.
2002-10-02 08:01:30 AM  
I really find this hard to believe. If someone has any actual proof that this works, please post it...
2002-10-02 08:18:41 AM  
For those people who are seriously interested in the validity of the claims and not just making jokes (jokes are ok though, if that is your thing), here are two quotes from the article.

1. The blonde bombshell deflated from a voluptuous 34C to 34A after shedding pounds dancing in hit show Chicago.

2. "It's mainly down to having them played with all the time. I'm also eating more and training less."

(The bold was added for emphasis). From a scientific point of view, this was a crappy experiment. They explain the breasts growing as a result of "massage therapy" but there is another variable present that provides a much more logical explanation.

I'm not going to say that the massage therapy hypothesis is impossible, since I don't really know. But I do know that past evidence has shown that weight loss/gain does have a direct impact on breast size. Why does The Sun fail to mention the obvious link between weight change and breast size? Because then it wouldn't have a story to write.
2002-10-02 08:22:38 AM  
i sense the opportunity for a home-based business here.
2002-10-02 08:37:22 AM  
Denise Van Outen's a twat and you'd be mad to hit it.
She'd do anything for publicity, and going to the sun saying "my boobies got big from sex" has to be her stupidest ploy yet. Somebody shoot her.
2002-10-02 09:00:31 AM  
Three words : Push. Up. Bra.
2002-10-02 09:12:43 AM  
Scientists are backing Denise's claim and say breasts DO get bigger if aroused.

[image from too old to be available]

"Hi everybody! It is true: rubbing your boobings DOES make it bigger. Allow me to demonstrate on my young voluptuous assistant!"
2002-10-02 09:22:07 AM  
Maybe that's why my last boyfriend never touched my boobies. I don't think I'd look right if they were to get bigger. I mean, how much boobie is too much??

/unsatisfied girlfriend rant
2002-10-02 09:30:53 AM  
I cry BS. Those look fake to me.

Hey Stoneygirl, I can't answer your question without visual aids...
2002-10-02 09:38:26 AM  
Stoneygirl...there is no such thing as too much!
2002-10-02 09:42:42 AM  
Sounds like alot of work. Can't you get a machine to do that? Isn't that like jelphing(sp)? Anyone heard of that ancient technique?
2002-10-02 09:51:52 AM  
Stoneygirl- I'm with Jerkeychew, I don't remember what you look like, so I can't comment on how much larger or smaller any of your body parts could be.

I'm guessing that you're already perfect though. :-)
2002-10-02 10:02:41 AM  
best. use of the hero tag. ever.
2002-10-02 10:03:11 AM  
IMO, any size that is double (DD, EE, etc.) is a bit on the large size...
2002-10-02 10:06:23 AM  
Want bigger boobies? Try rubbing toilet paper between them. Hey, it worked for your ass, didn't it?
2002-10-02 10:09:11 AM  
"Any part of the body that increases in blood flow can get bigger."

I think you guys have probably already covered this one, but if this were true, then my penis would be the size of a freakin oak tree.
2002-10-02 10:10:16 AM  
I do cock pushups.
2002-10-02 10:31:29 AM  
Never was a hero tag more deserving.
And Stoneygirl, if your last boyfriend wouldn't touch your boobies, obviously he was defective. You did the right thing tossing him back.
2002-10-02 10:35:40 AM  
Qermaq: Has it worked?
2002-10-02 10:37:19 AM  
my hands are ready.
*squeeze squeeze*
2002-10-02 10:55:45 AM  
Prime use of the hero tag
2002-10-02 11:21:15 AM  
Plastic surgeon Brian Coglan said massage would stimulate blood flow and added: "Any part of the body that increases in blood flow can get bigger."

In that case, i must have a huge cack then right?
2002-10-02 11:27:16 AM  
How can anyone doubt the power of breast massage? Can we not leave some ultimate truths alone?
2002-10-02 11:47:16 AM  
I'm glad to see that the Sun is now the equivalent to Scientific American...

That being said, I like their ideas!
2002-10-02 12:26:53 PM  
LOL. Well, it worked for us, but it was probably more the whole being-pregnant thing -- all sortsa body parts got bigger: boobs, belly, feet...
2002-10-02 12:27:00 PM  
Reminds me of this little tidbit of information:

Wife: "I wish my boobs were bigger."
Husband: "Well, try rubbing toilet paper between them."
Wife: "Why in hell would I do that?"
Husband: "Just look how big your ass has gotten."
2002-10-02 12:35:49 PM  
I think Dannyspaz is in for a rude awakening.
2002-10-02 12:47:01 PM  
In other news, Argile now volunteers to "help" women enlarge their breasts
2002-10-02 01:35:33 PM  
IMO, any size that is double (DD, EE, etc.) is a bit on the large size...

what about AA?
2002-10-02 01:49:10 PM  
Rosalea: Sorry, I am not sure exactly what an AA breast size looks like. My aunt and her daughters have quite large (double DD) breasts and she has had a reduction due to all the problems associated...
2002-10-02 04:35:59 PM  
Well, even though I'm not sure I should be advertising this here, I have to get in on this...I have to buy 36 DD sized bras, and I have most cerainly never thought or been told that mine are too big. They are pretty proportional for my body (keep in mind, I am the self-professed ghetto booty chick). I think it's all about proportion, not necessarily bra size. However, I will conceded that there is such a thing as too big.

No guys, no pics available.
2002-10-02 05:18:33 PM  
nothing quite like a bunch of horny, drooling farkers begging for booby pics in a thread. smell the man musk! i need to go massage myself. peace.
2002-10-02 07:58:04 PM  
AA size breasts are basically training bra size. I never got that. Training bras are AA but when you get to the other double digits that means big. Yet another dumb womens clothing size.
2002-10-02 09:58:03 PM  
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2002-10-03 12:15:45 AM  
Them's fake boobies.

Here's how to get bigger boobies in an instant (happened to me last week, unfortunately).

Get into your car. If you have a tilt steering wheel, aim it at your chest. Drive. Get behind a big wonkin' SUV. When the SUV driver suddenly hits the brakes, crash into him. The airbags will go off and sucker-punch you in the boobies (and also shatter your windshield). A few hours later, you will notice that said boobies are much larger (and also black and blue).

One week later, the boobies are still swollen (but now purple and magenta). Sadly, my car is a total loss. I hope the boobies will go back to their normal size soon...
2002-10-03 09:48:05 PM  
2002-10-03 09:49:53 PM  
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