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(Some Guy)   "Start of day delayed for kindergartners in Mars." Elton John en route to remind parents Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids   (post-gazette.com) divider line
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2007-10-22 7:30:07 PM  
In fact it's cold as hell.
 
2007-10-22 7:50:00 PM  
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did.
 
2007-10-22 7:52:36 PM  
And all this science I don't understand...
 
2007-10-22 8:04:51 PM  
Its just my job five days a week.
 
2007-10-22 8:04:54 PM  
What about the woodpeckers??
 
2007-10-22 8:47:15 PM  
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2007-10-22 9:09:18 PM  
Here's the Youtube of William Shatner's take.


/Classic Cheese
//I'd post Stewie Griffian's take, but Youtube took that clip down.
 
2007-10-22 9:19:54 PM  
 
2007-10-22 10:11:56 PM  
3horn: Here ya go Riche:

Stewie Griffin does William Shatner's "Rocket Man".

3Horn



Oh, yeah! That's the good stuff! :-)
 
2007-10-22 10:50:40 PM  
Is this news? It's a godawful small affair.
 
2007-10-22 10:51:02 PM  
David Bowie unavailable for comment
 
2007-10-22 10:52:17 PM  
"They're being shortchanged academically," she said. "Their social time is taken away. There are already days when they don't have recess."

No recess! No wonder kids bring guns to school!
 
2007-10-22 10:55:51 PM  
Another old fogey with a +1 for S'mitty
 
2007-10-22 10:57:45 PM  
How long will your delay be?

TWOOOOO WEEEEEEKS!!
 
2007-10-22 10:57:53 PM  
FTFA:

The district doesn't have enough teachers in gym, music and art to teach those subjects to the kindergarten classes, so the kindergarten teachers have to teach them, which doesn't allow time for them to have a planning period.

To give the teachers time to plan, kindergarten pupils whose buses arrive early are being sent to the gym, where they are to sit with their backs to the wall until the bell rings at 9 a.m.


but:

In other business, the school board approved applying for a grant from Highmark for its Healthy High 5 bullying prevention program.

The program focuses on the bystanders, rather than bullies or their victims, teaching other kids to intervene to stop bullying when they see it, said Ian Magness, principal of the Centennial School.

"Creating a negative stigma around bullying at Centennial is a passion of mine," Mr. Magness said.

Five school districts in Western Pennsylvania will be chosen to have the program fully funded by Highmark at $30,000 over three years, he said.


We can't find time for our teachers to have a planning period, and we can't find money for gym, music and art teachers, so we'll make our kids SIT AGAINST A FARKING WALL for half an hour until we can get around to them. But, by gum, we're going to find a way to teach them that bullying is bad! Why, the company offering the program will even waive its $30K yearly fee for the first three years!

This school board is fundamentally broken.
 
2007-10-22 10:58:11 PM  
"They're being shortchanged academically"

FTFY
 
2007-10-22 11:01:39 PM  
Of course there's a delay. Do you realize exactly how long it takes to get their asses to Mars in the first place?
 
2007-10-22 11:01:44 PM  
Didn't think I'd be using this twice in one day ..

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GET YUH OSS TO MOZZ
 
2007-10-22 11:02:51 PM  
brings back memories, went to school in Mars school district
 
2007-10-22 11:03:15 PM  
To give the teachers time to plan, kindergarten pupils whose buses arrive early are being sent to the gym, where they are to sit with their backs to the wall until the bell rings at 9 a.m.

ummm ... is it that hard to say "put your stuff over there and go play tag"?

for god's sake, let them burn off some energy. Or you'll see it in class.
 
2007-10-22 11:03:24 PM  
But Ahnold told me to get my ass up there!
 
2007-10-22 11:14:36 PM  
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2007-10-22 11:16:35 PM  
a rocket maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannn a rocket man
 
2007-10-22 11:21:46 PM  
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Eets naht ah toomah!
 
2007-10-22 11:22:28 PM  
When will Arnold sing his version of Rocket Man?
 
2007-10-22 11:23:01 PM  
It looks like there are already plenty of asses in Mars.
 
2007-10-22 11:23:58 PM  
This weekend I must do 'Rocket Man' karaoke Shatner style. Speak, not sing, all the lyrics while smoking a cigarette, working that cigarette.

Would be a better performance if I could divide myself into three people to sing separate parts of the song.
 
2007-10-22 11:24:29 PM  
Wait... why would anybody raise their kids in a chocolate bar? I mean, the little brats would eat it, it's sticky and full of caramel, and they aren't very big.
 
2007-10-22 11:25:08 PM  
i will stop posting that picture

/
//
 
2007-10-22 11:25:29 PM  
Axis of Weasel: srsly, how can you NOT like this place? :)

Right the hell on, w00t!


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/AH'M NAHT INTAHRESTED IN SAHTUHN
//AH SAID "MAHR"
 
2007-10-22 11:26:06 PM  
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He told us not to blow it
'Cause he knows its all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie
 
2007-10-22 11:28:45 PM  
//AH SAID "MAHR"

"Mahrs."

(ahem)

AliasUndercover: When will Arnold sing his version of Rocket Man?

Arnold must release an album of cover songs. It would be an inspiration to us all.

For instance, he should cover Matchbox 20's "Push."

"AH VANT TO PUSH YUU AROOOOOOUND! NOOOOOOOOOW! ARHAHRARBWARHAHGHGHGHGHGHG!"
 
2007-10-22 11:33:24 PM  
I grew up in Cranberry Township, Mars was our mailing address. It was mildly amusing to the relatives elsewhere :)
 
2007-10-22 11:34:20 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Arnold must release an album of cover songs.

That would be the single greatest thing ever produced by humanity. We must petition for this to happen.
 
2007-10-22 11:37:54 PM  
El Farquistador: That would be the single greatest thing ever produced by humanity. We must petition for this to happen.

This should be Arnold's first point of business when he's done serving as the Governator of California.

Just imagine his cover of "Nothin' But a G Thang"...

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2007-10-22 11:39:33 PM  
D-D-D-Dave: David Bowie unavailable for comment

Busy floating in a most peculiar way.
 
2007-10-22 11:39:43 PM  
My dad graduated from Mars High (both the school and the mental state I do believe). I wanted to go there just for the name, but I would have ended up going to the schools in Butler based on where we lived. Looks like it's a good thing I moved.

/so yeah, dad would be getting a kick out of these replies
 
2007-10-22 11:40:06 PM  
I never thought that I would be using this image outside of a Scientology thread:

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2007-10-22 11:44:05 PM  
See you at the party Richter!
 
2007-10-23 12:01:49 AM  
I was barred from Mars High.
 
2007-10-23 12:04:02 AM  
[image from tbn0.google.com too old to be available] Bill Maher(z)?
 
2007-10-23 12:10:44 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Arnold must release an album of cover songs.

Spoken word of singing? Either way, it would surely bring about world peace faster than Wyld Stallyns.
 
2007-10-23 12:13:34 AM  
This is slightly off topic, but last week, no less than the Washington Post printed the headline 'Congress and Bush Mars invasion.'

It took two full paragraphs of reading to realize that they had intended to use the word "Marred."

Come to think of it, I should have saved it, and sent it in to Jay Leno. Darn.
 
2007-10-23 12:16:35 AM  
serial_crusher: Spoken word of singing? Either way, it would surely bring about world peace faster than Wyld Stallyns.

I'm not picky. Hell, a combination of both would be a surefire way to bring about sheer excellence.

Throw in some anecdotes about Total Recall and we'd be set.

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"AND DEN AH VUZ ON MAHRS!!! AARHAGHGHGHARHGHGHG!"
 
2007-10-23 12:19:05 AM  
Say what now?

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/everyone else used up all the "Rocket Man" goodness
//knows it's Galaxy High, not Mars
 
2007-10-23 12:58:55 AM  
So much for the German Batball game.
 
2007-10-23 9:00:48 AM  
They're still cleaning out the dust from when the space elevator fell down.

Stoopid Reds.

/rooted for the Greens
//thought the Reds had a point
 
2007-10-23 9:36:41 AM  
So, um, that's it? Someone can essentially post any headline referring to Mars, PA, and get it greenlit because ZOMG! there's a town named Mars?

meh
 
2007-10-23 11:36:47 AM  
juicy: I grew up in Cranberry Township, Mars was our mailing address. It was mildly amusing to the relatives elsewhere :)

Me, too! No more 16046 for us!
 
2007-10-23 12:22:55 PM  
I grew up near there. I had two sacks, two fumble recoveries and a tackle for a safety when our pee-wee football team beat Mars 2-0. By far my best day on the football field which was mostly me running around with no idea of what I was doing at that age.

So suck it Mars. I beat you.

/I liked the driving range/par 3 golf course / putt-putt though. Still there I think.
 
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