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(The Plain Dealer)   All settled in, Traficant runs again. Guard, guard, need more interns...   ( divider line
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2002-09-29 11:27:11 PM  
Sounds like we will be getting an Ohio tag if he does win...
2002-09-29 11:47:42 PM  
Our constitution allows this? You can run for office when you are a felon but not vote?
2002-09-30 01:38:42 AM  
Just ask Washington DCs mayor...
2002-09-30 01:39:08 AM  
I'd vote for him
2002-09-30 01:41:51 AM  
What city, or state was it with the dead guy who won that election?
2002-09-30 01:44:52 AM  
I don't know, but I'm 90% sure that the dead guy beat out Ashcroft for that office.
2002-09-30 01:45:39 AM  
Jean Carnahan's late husband beat John Ashcroft (yes, the current AG) for a Missouri Senate seat.
2002-09-30 01:46:35 AM  
Marion!! Marion my main man!! Get me a jumbo yo!
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2002-09-30 01:46:39 AM  
Who's this guy's campaign manager, Johnie Cochrane?
2002-09-30 01:49:03 AM  
Woot for Ohio. Woot, woot.
2002-09-30 01:49:46 AM  
Amazing. Simply amazing. You gotta hand it to the guy... sure he's a whack-job but he definitely keeps us entertained like no other.
2002-09-30 01:51:44 AM  
At least he has a nice haircut.
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2002-09-30 01:51:52 AM  
I'm voting for HR Pufnstuf!
2002-09-30 01:54:20 AM  
Not many people in this world make William Shatner's toupee look good, but I think we have a winner!
2002-09-30 01:56:36 AM  
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2002-09-30 01:58:52 AM  
I'd vote for him, but only if it looked like the other Dem was gonna win. Not that it matters since I live in the land of the potatoes.
2002-09-30 02:01:01 AM  
I wonder if Mr. Traficant has fantasies about Britney's little cousin. That would be neat.
2002-09-30 02:02:45 AM  
"Britney's little cousin!!!?" Smack!!!!
2002-09-30 02:03:01 AM  
Gothic_Sponge Good one! This guy just barely beats out "The Donald" though.
2002-09-30 02:03:37 AM  
"Let me tell you about the signifigance of this toupee. This toupee is a thing of great evil - it causes me to take bribes and bed loose "women of the town" on videotape. And it has been applied to my head by Lucifer himself, in an attempt to obliterate the pure being that I truly am..." - Trafficant's alledged confession to Congress
2002-09-30 02:04:41 AM  
was i supposed to enjoy that, sponge? cause i did
2002-09-30 02:07:05 AM  
Unlike Shatner's toupee. That gives him powers to attract geeks from around the world to worship him.
2002-09-30 02:08:37 AM  
Faethe, considering some of the things this man actually has said, that quote's authenticity would surprise me very little.
2002-09-30 02:11:06 AM  

I dunno much about it - but when all the Dem's and Rep's get together at the same time and unanimously throw someone out - it can't be good!
2002-09-30 02:11:23 AM  
Gothic_Sponge, people in red shirts seem to die around him too.
2002-09-30 02:14:43 AM  
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2002-09-30 02:42:57 AM  
I have a feeling this ain't no toupee. Like Letterman says, "Do you think anyone would pay to look like this?"
2002-09-30 02:50:21 AM  
nah its a confirmed rug - they made him take it off in prison
2002-09-30 09:13:06 AM  
NY voted in the Carpetbagger.... Guess OHIO can vote in a lesser scumbag
2002-09-30 09:36:12 AM  
It would be hilarious if he wins the seat. The House wouldn't allow him to take it, of course, but he could spite Dick Gephardt.

09-29-02 11:47:42 PM Eat More Possum
Our constitution allows this? You can run for office when you are a felon but not vote?

Yes. The Constitution allows the states to determine who can vote and run vis-a-vis their criminal record. Some states allow convicted felons to vote, and some do not.
2002-09-30 12:57:20 PM  
You miss the point, 9/10. Trafficant is now a Pennsylvania resident (Trafficant is now a resident of the Federal Correctional Institution in Allenwood, PA) and therefore cannot run for office in Ohio. Article I, Section 2 of the Constitution is pretty clear on this point: "No person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the age of twenty five years, and been seven years a citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an inhabitant of that state in which he shall be chosen."
2002-09-30 02:04:10 PM  
Crispen, his post didn't mention anything about residency. ;-) You're exactly right on the residency point.
2002-09-30 03:53:11 PM  
Well, now ya know a textbook case of wasting taxpayer dollahs for shooah.

I think the money used in the election should be funneled (hoho snicker) into an all-day telethon where Traficant is held in traction with his ass up for any curious prisoners to POKE/RAM/SHOVE anytime he makes a peep, that goddmamned waste of space/air/food/soil/microns/universes...

/now that's tough love
2002-09-30 05:41:38 PM  
Just "kick em in the crotch" at the polls James!
2002-10-01 03:39:28 AM  
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