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2002-09-28 12:49:05 AM  
The story is coming later on fark so stay tuned.

Anyway, my rebuttal to this nonsense:
Blonde is recessive. If 2 brunettes both have a resessive blonde gene, there is 1/4 chance of them having a blonde kid. I think it's a little more complex than that though. My point is is that blonde genes aren't disappearing, they just won't be expressed as much because of their recessive nature. When paired with other blonde genes (that are still in the gene pool and haven't gone anywhere) they will be expressed, so blondes aren't going away.
2002-09-28 12:50:58 AM  
are we talking the curtianns or the carpet?

Curtains can always become blonde.
2002-09-28 12:51:02 AM  
A noble cause
2002-09-28 12:52:23 AM  
I prefer brunettes
something like this maybe....
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2002-09-28 12:52:56 AM  
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As long as their not all creepy looking tiny-faced gnome half-breeds like this "Chick"
2002-09-28 12:54:09 AM  
fark blondes, save the red heads.
2002-09-28 12:54:48 AM  
blondes are even dumber than regular women
2002-09-28 12:55:02 AM  
I'll save one alright. Save her in the closet for later.
2002-09-28 12:56:35 AM  
Holy shiat! Did that Emma ever get that "hog queen" look or what?
2002-09-28 12:57:21 AM  
JOHNDX: You mean like a necrophiliac?
2002-09-28 12:59:54 AM  
She doesn't necessarily have to be dead...Then I'd have to keep it warm.
2002-09-28 01:00:18 AM  
FifthColumn: Word.
2002-09-28 01:00:53 AM  
That tiny-faced gnome half-breed looks like Alfred E Neuman's sister.
2002-09-28 01:02:09 AM  
I would have to agree, I'd hit it fo' sheezy.
2002-09-28 01:04:13 AM  
Let the blondes die.
2002-09-28 01:05:49 AM  
They is no shortage of Blondes in North Houston. Anyway I prefer blondes, dumber: yes, ditsy: yes, look good: ABSOLUTELY.

Off topic: I'm leaving to go deep sea fishing in 4 hours. Leaving out of Freeport if anyone cares. Should be some good fishing now that the storm is over.
2002-09-28 01:07:19 AM  
To hell with blondes. Save the brunettes!
(By "Save", I mean convince them to have hot, dirty sex with me.)
2002-09-28 01:08:05 AM  
I'm more a clubber of seals.
2002-09-28 01:08:37 AM  
That being said, if the blondes want to make more blondes, I'll be more than happy to help.
2002-09-28 01:08:41 AM  
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2002-09-28 01:09:21 AM  
Har Har Har I make funny like that! like that!
2002-09-28 01:10:18 AM  
I believe I know someone elese with a little save the blonde's campain of his own...

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2002-09-28 01:12:35 AM  
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Blondes....
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2002-09-28 01:13:12 AM  
Have fun Booter!!
2002-09-28 01:16:00 AM  
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
2002-09-28 01:17:38 AM  
Disclaimer: I love blondes, really.

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
They don't know the route.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
"It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
An Italian suppository.

Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
From eating with forks.

Why don't blondes double recipes?
The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.

Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
They can't remember the number.
OR: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

What do you call a blonde touching her toes?
A brunette with bad breath

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air bubbles.

What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?

What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?

What do you call a zit on a blonde's bum?
A brain tumor.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

How do blonde brain cells die?

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
She'd just dyed her hair.
OR: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
2002-09-28 01:21:25 AM  
Why? As a cunning linguist who's been fortunate enough to have sampled all tree, brunettes and redheads taste better.
2002-09-28 01:22:52 AM  
What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retreiver

How do you know a blonde's been using your computer?
There's white-out on the screen (or) the joystick is wet and sticky.
2002-09-28 01:23:42 AM  
200 years is something like 4-5 generations. Blondes are not going to become extinct in that short of a time. Stupid scientists.
2002-09-28 01:24:06 AM  
Mmmmmmm Blondes

Kinda NSFW
2002-09-28 01:34:34 AM  
Who cares about blondes, SAVE THE REDHEAD!
2002-09-28 01:38:03 AM  
OK so a blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....
Officer: What's 2+2?

Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!

Officer: What's the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummmm... 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
2002-09-28 01:40:54 AM  
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I'd save it :-p
2002-09-28 01:45:09 AM  
Save our Blondes....SOB...lol!
2002-09-28 02:17:09 AM  
Hey! Natural blondes aren't inherently stupid, it's those damn bottle blondes messing it up for the rest of us.
2002-09-28 02:20:30 AM  
Holy shiat this is serious! I would personally kill every last whale on earth with a God Damned SPOON if that's what it took to save the precious, precious blondes!
2002-09-28 02:23:00 AM  
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2002-09-28 03:58:49 AM  
Great, now she looks like Leno..
2002-09-28 06:24:22 AM  
After you read that article, the article on Page 3 is worth looking at. All 159 pages. Think I'll go jump the wife.
2002-09-28 07:59:29 AM  
Ill help save some blondes, procreation style.
2002-09-29 12:16:33 AM  
Close enough...
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